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I need friends 2011-12-17 09:31:39 Reply

Any female NG'er want to be my friend?

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 09:32:59 Reply

This... just... wow.

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 09:36:56 Reply

Let's go on a date, baby. xoxo


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 09:37:31 Reply

This is the truth, the sad honest truth about 99.999999% of the NewGrounders.


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 09:38:05 Reply

Paging light to the thread


At 12/16/11 12:04 AM, Luis wrote:
: i like all the masturbation threads i know more about myself than i ever would if it wasnt for newgrounds.

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 09:39:55 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:31 AM, polym wrote: Any female NG'er want to be my friend?

Well at least one NGer spoke his mind :L :L


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 09:54:08 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: This is the truth, the sad honest truth about 99.999999% of the NewGrounders.

No no I am sure that polym is a socially adequate normal member of society who is broadening his horizons.

He is also probably very handsome and has a large dick.


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 09:58:01 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:54 AM, TheBlueRaven wrote:
At 12/17/11 09:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: This is the truth, the sad honest truth about 99.999999% of the NewGrounders.
No no I am sure that polym is a socially adequate normal member of society who is broadening his horizons.

He is also probably very handsome and has a large dick.

But he showed me a picture where he was jerking off to you while you were sleeping.
If that's socially adequate these days, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 10:02:25 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:31 AM, polym wrote: Any female NG'er want to be my friend?

is this sad or funny I can't tell?

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 10:06:18 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:31 AM, polym wrote: female NG'er

What?


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 10:07:06 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:58 AM, Falonefal wrote: But he showed me a picture where he was jerking off to you while you were sleeping.
If that's socially adequate these days, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

If that's socially adequate these days, this society is going in the right direction.

polym for president 2012


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 10:11:32 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: This is the truth, the sad honest truth about 99.999999% of the NewGrounders.

This is supposed to be truth. get people to tell. and i will never be afraid to speak my mind. and still yuck i don't spew left right bs. so. i only like two people that are there. and even the Governor of new york is crap.

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 10:14:05 Reply

At 12/17/11 10:11 AM, Punisher33 wrote: This is supposed to be truth. get people to tell. and i will never be afraid to speak my mind. and still yuck i don't spew left right bs. so. i only like two people that are there. and even the Governor of new york is crap.

polym for governor of New York 2012


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 10:27:59 Reply

Why not say female friend? why not try to get one in real life? maybe at a work place or school jesus kid. if you cant do that WoW is free to play till level 20 and lotro is too. go FIND a friend.


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 10:33:10 Reply

No one needs friends.


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 10:34:35 Reply

I'm not female, but let's be friends anyways. WHAT'YA SAY!


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 14:07:37 Reply

did you know there is people outside of the internet and around where you live there for helping you succeed in this friend finding experience i suggest you find the people with the long ass hair and colorful shirts you will have so much fun with them you wont even be on here you would be like fuck the internet.


i will form my foot in your ass!

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 14:16:08 Reply

Why can't these friends you're looking for be male?

Or better yet, why can't they exist outside of Newgrounds or the internet in general?

Either way, Newgrounds isn't the best place to be looking. Real life might be better; the internet is a rogue, frightening place.


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 14:19:43 Reply

Apparently OP is a girl.

Allegedly...

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 14:20:02 Reply

Fuck you too buddy

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 14:21:50 Reply

At 12/17/11 02:03 PM, Lasse wrote:
At 12/17/11 09:31 AM, polym wrote: Any female NG'er want to be my friend?
trust me, the friendzone is a dark and evil place

win for me


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-17 14:22:54 Reply

who needs friends when you can have opiates

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-18 01:00:25 Reply

People who made serious answers = naive hippocrates.

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-18 02:44:36 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:31 AM, polym wrote: Any female NG'er want to be my friend?

youre being sexist against the male NGers

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-18 04:07:00 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:31 AM, polym wrote: Any female NG'er want to be my friend?

The mass majority of NG'ers are male so by ask for a female NG'er to be your friend, you not only removed 95 percent of most NG'ers but you made yourself a target for jokes. But since you wanted some female friends here are four in this pic just for you.

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-18 04:09:38 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:38 AM, ScaryPicnic wrote: what about dolphins

That picture and story makes the dolphin look like a smug asshole...


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-18 11:59:11 Reply

The word 'troll' and 'fail' are both what I call 'metafails'. Just using them is a fail.

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-18 14:10:55 Reply

At 12/17/11 09:37 AM, Falonefal wrote: This is the truth, the sad honest truth about 99.999999% of the NewGrounders.

So what, I am the 0.000001%?


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Response to I need friends 2011-12-18 14:16:58 Reply

Why only female? Are you a racist?

I be you ARE a racist

Anyway, how about this cutie?

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Response to I need friends 2011-12-19 20:25:12 Reply

The females only post in threads that further their own social standing on newgrounds. You never see them one-off threads. Go figure.