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My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:25 AM Reply

My girlfriend lives in the Philippines right? In a place called "Iligan City"
Well we talk everyday, I make sure of that! Whether it be skype, facebook, phonecall whatever! We have
some sort of Contact anyway! :)
Thing is I live in Ireland :/ so as you can guess it's fairly annoying for me to get to see her.
My parents won't let me visit her and I am broke anyway! >.<
Well last night I didn't hear anything from her, messaged her, called her, texted her etc. :/

Well to my surprise I woke up with nothing still! >.< She comes on hours later with me worried sick and giving out to her... Only to feel like a dick seconds later...

Big storm hit Iligan and almost 600 people are dead...

She told me she's stranded on a small part of the Island as the bridge washed away... She says she's safe ENOUGH! but if you ask me when you see people getting washed away in front of your own eyes
It's fairly bad :/

So Now I am here! thinking will she be alright? will I ever see her again? etc...
So i need ways to earn EU1000 fast to see her no matter what, but I am talentless and jobless so yeah...
Help!


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:26 AM Reply

Don't worry about saving up enough money to go there, she's probably dead by now.


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:29 AM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:26 AM, phrozonfire wrote: Don't worry about saving up enough money to go there, she's probably dead by now.

No! ^_^ I'm skyping her atm actually <3


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:29 AM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:25 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote:.

So i need ways to earn EU1000 fast to see her no matter what, but I am talentless and jobless so yeah...

You can't really expect Newgrounds to just give you money, we're not some kind of magical charity.
And even if we were so obliged, how do we know this is not some fabrication.
If it isn't some fabrication, I hope things work out well for you and her.

At 12/17/11 09:26 AM, phrozonfire wrote: Don't worry about saving up enough money to go there, she's probably dead by now.

Ouch.

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:32 AM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:29 AM, MrMeD wrote:
If it isn't some fabrication, I hope things work out well for you and her.

I'm not asking for money! :) I just need some smart ideas on how to make some! :D


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:33 AM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:32 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: I'm not asking for money! :) I just need some smart ideas on how to make some! :D

By the time you make the money she will be dead.


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:34 AM Reply

You could ask friends and family to borrow some money. You could also try asking them if they can get you connected with some kind of temporary, under-the-counter work. Or, I don't know if there's snow where you are, but a kid I know makes more cash than you would expect shoveling yards. Then there's always selling things on the internet.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:35 AM Reply

If you really, really want money, you can always try selling/pawning your old stuff. Obviously getting a job will take a little bit of time, so a job is not exactly quick money.
Or you could... you know, sell yourself.

At 12/17/11 09:33 AM, phrozonfire wrote:
At 12/17/11 09:32 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: I'm not asking for money! :) I just need some smart ideas on how to make some! :D
By the time you make the money she will be dead.

I'm loving your replies here.

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:36 AM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:33 AM, phrozonfire wrote: By the time you make the money she will be dead.

I sense somebody has never been loved by another human being ever!!! <3 awwwhhh :(
Don't be like that man! :L :L
Even people who's life revolve around the internet can still find someone! :3
(unless you're really really ugly and as big as an ass as you come across to be)
then you're fucked! :o


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:37 AM Reply

Drug smuggling.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:38 AM Reply

You could make the money by renting out her corpse for people to fuck.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:38 AM Reply

My fake-radar is kinda going off here.
I'm like 80% sure his story is bs and he just wants a thousand bucks for something else.
OR of course he's trying to get people to give him money considering it's the holidays
and people are generous around this time.

If not, get a loan or have you parents/friends etc lend you some cash,
if it's really to go visit the girl you love then I'm sure they'll understand and lend you
some.

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:38 AM Reply

:At 12/17/11 09:29 AM, MrMeD wrote:

So i need ways to earn EU1000 fast to see her no matter what, but I am talentless and jobless so yeah...
You can't really expect Newgrounds to just give you money, we're not some kind of magical charity.

But MrMeD, we can create a Kickstarter for him! We can make Tom post a news post for BanglaBoy's kickstarter and we can raise a EU1,000 for BanglaBoy's shitty cause. We can name it, 'BanglaBoy's Adventure To The Philippines To Meet His Girlfriend, Who Is Actually A Child Molester'! It's genius.

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:41 AM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:38 AM, Tokepony wrote: But MrMeD, we can create a Kickstarter for him! We can make Tom post a news post for BanglaBoy's kickstarter and we can raise a EU1,000 for BanglaBoy's shitty cause. We can name it, 'BanglaBoy's Adventure To The GameStop To Meet His Brand-fucking-new-PS3, with a bunch of cool new games'! It's genius.

Fixed that for you.

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 09:50 AM Reply

I hope a volcano erupts under her, filling her with lava, melting her from the inside.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 10:25 AM Reply

dude...this is not the place to seek help. ALSO if you guys are SKYPING<33333 wtf are you worried about? hahaha she seems safe enough to be skyping. either that or her priorities are mixed up id say shes crazy and dump her.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 10:31 AM Reply

Whats.. Whats a girlfriend?

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 10:45 AM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:25 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: She told me she's stranded on a small part of the Island as the bridge washed away...

Dude, find her and get her to find an epic book about her experiences!


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 10:52 AM Reply

Wtf? if shes stranded on a bridge how is she skypeing? is she a molester? have you guys actually MET in real life?
I think you should go and see some internet safety tips


original I am.

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 11:32 AM Reply

She's dead dude.

You should be happy though, she was cheating on you the whole time.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 11:40 AM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:32 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote:
At 12/17/11 09:29 AM, MrMeD wrote:
If it isn't some fabrication, I hope things work out well for you and her.
I'm not asking for money! :) I just need some smart ideas on how to make some! :D

Earn money of you games on Newgrounds!

But... yeah, you could barrow some money by your parents, friends etc. Or you can get a job?

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 12:11 PM Reply

You're right about one thing, you are talentless. But you should dump her and move on.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 12:19 PM Reply

At 12/17/11 12:11 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: You're right about one thing, you are talentless. But you should dump her and move on.

As are you.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 12:22 PM Reply

I was always under the impression that banglagirl00 was your girlfriend.

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 12:47 PM Reply

At 12/17/11 12:19 PM, Gimmick wrote:
At 12/17/11 12:11 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: You're right about one thing, you are talentless. But you should dump her and move on.
As are you.

You're so cute sometimes, sanjeev


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 01:27 PM Reply

At 12/17/11 11:40 AM, Rawnern wrote: Earn money of you games on Newgrounds!

But... yeah, you could barrow some money by your parents, friends etc. Or you can get a job?

I wanted to bash on your English but then I clicked your profile and I changed my mind.


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 01:29 PM Reply

At 12/17/11 09:25 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: My girlfriend lives in the Philippines right?

I dont know, does she?


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 01:30 PM Reply

Male prostitution?

How did she contact you?

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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 01:36 PM Reply

You're 15 as am I and it sounds like you barley know this girl. Just wondering, how much time have you actually spent with her?


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Response to My girlfriend... Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 01:38 PM Reply

2 questions:

1. Have you ever met in real life/seen her?
2. How did she contact you if her island's ruined?


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