My girlfriend...

[BanglaBoy96]

My girlfriend lives in the Philippines right? In a place called "Iligan City"
Well we talk everyday, I make sure of that! Whether it be skype, facebook, phonecall whatever! We have
some sort of Contact anyway! :)
Thing is I live in Ireland :/ so as you can guess it's fairly annoying for me to get to see her.
My parents won't let me visit her and I am broke anyway! >.<
Well last night I didn't hear anything from her, messaged her, called her, texted her etc. :/

Well to my surprise I woke up with nothing still! >.< She comes on hours later with me worried sick and giving out to her... Only to feel like a dick seconds later...

Big storm hit Iligan and almost 600 people are dead...

She told me she's stranded on a small part of the Island as the bridge washed away... She says she's safe ENOUGH! but if you ask me when you see people getting washed away in front of your own eyes
It's fairly bad :/

So Now I am here! thinking will she be alright? will I ever see her again? etc...
So i need ways to earn EU1000 fast to see her no matter what, but I am talentless and jobless so yeah...
Help!

[phrozonfire]

Don't worry about saving up enough money to go there, she's probably dead by now.

[BanglaBoy96]

At 12/17/11 09:26 AM, phrozonfire wrote: Don't worry about saving up enough money to go there, she's probably dead by now.

No! ^_^ I'm skyping her atm actually <3

[Wonderchild]

At 12/17/11 09:25 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote:.

So i need ways to earn EU1000 fast to see her no matter what, but I am talentless and jobless so yeah...

You can't really expect Newgrounds to just give you money, we're not some kind of magical charity.
And even if we were so obliged, how do we know this is not some fabrication.
If it isn't some fabrication, I hope things work out well for you and her.

At 12/17/11 09:26 AM, phrozonfire wrote: Don't worry about saving up enough money to go there, she's probably dead by now.

Ouch.

[BanglaBoy96]

At 12/17/11 09:29 AM, MrMeD wrote:

If it isn't some fabrication, I hope things work out well for you and her.

I'm not asking for money! :) I just need some smart ideas on how to make some! :D

[phrozonfire]

At 12/17/11 09:32 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: I'm not asking for money! :) I just need some smart ideas on how to make some! :D

By the time you make the money she will be dead.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

You could ask friends and family to borrow some money. You could also try asking them if they can get you connected with some kind of temporary, under-the-counter work. Or, I don't know if there's snow where you are, but a kid I know makes more cash than you would expect shoveling yards. Then there's always selling things on the internet.

[Wonderchild]

If you really, really want money, you can always try selling/pawning your old stuff. Obviously getting a job will take a little bit of time, so a job is not exactly quick money.
Or you could... you know, sell yourself.

At 12/17/11 09:33 AM, phrozonfire wrote:

At 12/17/11 09:32 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: I'm not asking for money! :) I just need some smart ideas on how to make some! :D

By the time you make the money she will be dead.

I'm loving your replies here.

[BanglaBoy96]

At 12/17/11 09:33 AM, phrozonfire wrote: By the time you make the money she will be dead.

I sense somebody has never been loved by another human being ever!!! <3 awwwhhh :(
Don't be like that man! :L :L
Even people who's life revolve around the internet can still find someone! :3
(unless you're really really ugly and as big as an ass as you come across to be)
then you're fucked! :o

[TheBlueRaven]

Drug smuggling.

[phrozonfire]

You could make the money by renting out her corpse for people to fuck.

[RonjasSchatz]

My fake-radar is kinda going off here.
I'm like 80% sure his story is bs and he just wants a thousand bucks for something else.
OR of course he's trying to get people to give him money considering it's the holidays
and people are generous around this time.

If not, get a loan or have you parents/friends etc lend you some cash,
if it's really to go visit the girl you love then I'm sure they'll understand and lend you
some.

[Tokepony]

:At 12/17/11 09:29 AM, MrMeD wrote:

So i need ways to earn EU1000 fast to see her no matter what, but I am talentless and jobless so yeah...

You can't really expect Newgrounds to just give you money, we're not some kind of magical charity.

But MrMeD, we can create a Kickstarter for him! We can make Tom post a news post for BanglaBoy's kickstarter and we can raise a EU1,000 for BanglaBoy's shitty cause. We can name it, 'BanglaBoy's Adventure To The Philippines To Meet His Girlfriend, Who Is Actually A Child Molester'! It's genius.

[Wonderchild]

At 12/17/11 09:38 AM, Tokepony wrote: But MrMeD, we can create a Kickstarter for him! We can make Tom post a news post for BanglaBoy's kickstarter and we can raise a EU1,000 for BanglaBoy's shitty cause. We can name it, 'BanglaBoy's Adventure To The GameStop To Meet His Brand-fucking-new-PS3, with a bunch of cool new games'! It's genius.

Fixed that for you.

[Jin]

I hope a volcano erupts under her, filling her with lava, melting her from the inside.

[Fawktt]

dude...this is not the place to seek help. ALSO if you guys are SKYPING<33333 wtf are you worried about? hahaha she seems safe enough to be skyping. either that or her priorities are mixed up id say shes crazy and dump her.

[megadoctor]

Whats.. Whats a girlfriend?

[Ericho]

At 12/17/11 09:25 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: She told me she's stranded on a small part of the Island as the bridge washed away...

Dude, find her and get her to find an epic book about her experiences!

[Slint]

She's dead dude.

You should be happy though, she was cheating on you the whole time.

[Rawnern]

At 12/17/11 09:32 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote:

At 12/17/11 09:29 AM, MrMeD wrote:

If it isn't some fabrication, I hope things work out well for you and her.

I'm not asking for money! :) I just need some smart ideas on how to make some! :D

Earn money of you games on Newgrounds!

But... yeah, you could barrow some money by your parents, friends etc. Or you can get a job?

[Magical-Zorse]

You're right about one thing, you are talentless. But you should dump her and move on.

[Gimmick]

At 12/17/11 12:11 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: You're right about one thing, you are talentless. But you should dump her and move on.

As are you.

[Squidbit]

I was always under the impression that banglagirl00 was your girlfriend.

[Magical-Zorse]

At 12/17/11 12:19 PM, Gimmick wrote:

At 12/17/11 12:11 PM, Magical-Zorse wrote: You're right about one thing, you are talentless. But you should dump her and move on.

As are you.

You're so cute sometimes, sanjeev

[Falonefal]

At 12/17/11 11:40 AM, Rawnern wrote: Earn money of you games on Newgrounds!

But... yeah, you could barrow some money by your parents, friends etc. Or you can get a job?

I wanted to bash on your English but then I clicked your profile and I changed my mind.

[chipotleaway]

At 12/17/11 09:25 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: My girlfriend lives in the Philippines right?

I dont know, does she?

[TheColourAwesome]

You're 15 as am I and it sounds like you barley know this girl. Just wondering, how much time have you actually spent with her?

[DarkShadowblade]

At 12/17/11 09:26 AM, phrozonfire wrote: Don't worry about saving up enough money to go there, she's probably dead by now.

I lol'd harder then I usually would.

[Emma]

It will all work out, don't worry.

At 12/17/11 09:36 AM, BanglaBoy96 wrote: Even people who's life revolve around the internet can still find someone! :3

Ahhh, the naive Cloud-9ers!

[jpbear]

there's a difference between girls you do sexy online things with, and girlfriends.