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Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:16 PM Reply

Lets discuss who the straightest user on this website is

I think its motherfucking ZJ

FOOOTBALL AND TITS FUCK YEAH!!!!


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:17 PM Reply

Tom Fulp, as I believe he's the only one with a wife (and the only one who's ever been in bed with a woman, for that matter).


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:19 PM Reply

Saqwert. More pussy than a salamander on Tuesday

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:20 PM Reply

ZJ is a fruit.
Shady baby.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:30 PM Reply

Wade Fulp - He threatened to shoot any man who wanted to have sex with him.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:30 PM Reply

Me because i have a girlfriend and i work security and i watch MMA hurhurhurhurhur

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:33 PM Reply

some douche bag.


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:38 PM Reply

At 12/16/11 06:30 PM, Painbringer wrote: Wade Fulp - He threatened to shoot any man who wanted to have sex with him.

Damn, I better put "a bulletproof vest" on my Christmas wishlist this year.


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:39 PM Reply

Painbringer. Without a doubt in my mind.


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:41 PM Reply

Painbringer or Chromonaut.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:48 PM Reply

its me


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 06:56 PM Reply

I'm actually not, just wanted to see if I was able to post with my grounds gold, thank you for the confirmation!

edit: sorry for the double post; it won't happen again


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 16th, 2011 @ 07:06 PM Reply

My body only goes horizontal, that straight enough?

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 07:38 PM Reply

At 12/16/11 07:11 PM, The777Demon wrote:
At 12/16/11 06:17 PM, Scarface wrote: Tom Fulp, as I believe he's the only one with a wife (and the only one who's ever been in bed with a woman, for that matter).
Just because you have no luck doesn't mean everyone else is in the same shoes.

The most failure in a troll I've ever seen.


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 07:39 PM Reply

At 12/16/11 06:59 PM, straberrykiler6789 wrote: Probaly the manliest man of all menly men

He is so manly that his penis extends all the way up into his neck.


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 07:56 PM Reply

I'm the straightest people here. I got 4 women who can vouch for me and 5 gay guys who had their nuts kicked in for even asking me.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 08:02 PM Reply

At 12/16/11 06:33 PM, zag wrote: some douche bag.
At 12/17/11 07:56 PM, FurryFox wrote: I'm the straightest people here. I got 4 women who can vouch for me and 5 gay guys who had their nuts kicked in for even asking me.

I rest my case.


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 08:18 PM Reply

IDK I've seen ZJ hang out with a lot of boys!

Also I'm so the straightest.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 08:19 PM Reply

Golfinho.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 08:21 PM Reply

Krinkels.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 08:25 PM Reply

At 12/16/11 06:41 PM, MrMeD wrote: Painbringer or Chromonaut.

Wrong thread.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 08:33 PM Reply

Scarface.


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 08:43 PM Reply

Tom Fulp.. Nuff said

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 08:46 PM Reply

At 12/17/11 08:21 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Krinkels.

idk man... I have a picture of him and Rucklo...

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 17th, 2011 @ 10:23 PM Reply

I can't make myself into a straight line.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 23rd, 2011 @ 10:30 AM Reply

At 12/16/11 06:16 PM, Noonga wrote: Lets discuss who the straightest user on this website is

I think its motherfucking ZJ

FOOOTBALL AND TITS FUCK YEAH!!!!

Thank you for this honor. I'd like to thank several people for getting to where I am today: God, My Dad, Wade Fulp, and of course, EyeLovePoozy.

And now, all I can say is, "Now you're a man."

Also, my vote would be for Ninjkabat. That dude fucks mass bitches.

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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 23rd, 2011 @ 10:36 AM Reply

At 12/16/11 06:17 PM, Scarface wrote: Tom Fulp, as I believe he's the only one with a wife (and the only one who's ever been in bed with a woman, for that matter).

What about Liam Fulp!?


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Response to Straightest user on NG Dec. 23rd, 2011 @ 10:37 AM Reply

Every post above is an effect of insecurity inside the poster, which makes him want to prove to everyone he's not a pussy, because he personally has doubt about it.