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Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:11:41 Reply

So apparently, this is a real thing.

It's not for me to judge what people do with their bodies, I'd just like to know under which circumstances someone is driven to

SPLIT THEIR PENIS IN HALF (NSFW)

I wonder if he can do regular & anal at the same time. And how does he piss?

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:13:55 Reply

I'm good.

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:14:25 Reply

People from 2006 sure were... fucked up. I actually want to know how this split penis thing even works.

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:19:21 Reply
At 12/16/11 06:13 PM, Shady wrote: I'm good.

Then why post.

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:28:49 Reply
At 12/16/11 06:13 PM, Shady wrote: I'm good.

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:34:41 Reply

How do you pee?

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:38:49 Reply
At 12/16/11 06:34 PM, RyderOmega wrote: How do you pee?

After seeing a program about people who do crazy shit like that, they use a catheter so they don't piss all over the place.

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:40:18 Reply

Two dicks for the price of one.

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:43:31 Reply

What is this, I don't even...

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:47:16 Reply

So does it still work properly like a regular penis or does it Double shot

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:51:24 Reply
At 12/16/11 06:47 PM, argile wrote: So does it still work properly like a regular penis or does it Double shot

I don't think he can even get a boner(s)

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 18:58:13 Reply

If they are functional, then FUCK YES!! I would split all the way down! looks like he even gained some girth....

This is an awesome idea....

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 19:29:41 Reply
At 12/16/11 06:38 PM, phrozonfire wrote:
At 12/16/11 06:34 PM, RyderOmega wrote: How do you pee?
After seeing a program about people who do crazy shit like that, they use a catheter so they don't piss all over the place.

So you are unable to take a normal piss. That fucking sucks.

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Response to Prince Albert? Try Split Penis 2011-12-16 20:06:55 Reply

One has to wonder how much this freaks his dates out.

I'm looking for the guy who puts the "rapist" in "therapist". Because I'm totally not him.

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