I only flush once a day

[BasedBubbus]

Yeah that's right, I only flush the toilet once a day. Why you ask? Well I'll tell you bitch.

Flushing adds to the water bill, so me being the frugal conservative I am saves up all of the trips to bathroom for one final flush at the end of the day.

The only drawbacks to this brilliant plan are:

>House tends to smell like piss and shit. But hey that's why they invented Febreeze right?
>Tends to build up, and occasionally floods the bathroom floor in excrement. But hey that's why they got immigrants, right?
>On bad taco Bell days my diarrhea seems to replace the water in exchange for a toilet filled with what looks like chocolate pudding with slight blood droplets.

That's just one of Milo's tips to saving money yet to come. ;)

[Heretic-Anchorite]

Have you considered shitting on the lawn? or maybe the lawn of a neighbors?

Free fertilizer and maybe a free trip to an asylum, plus saved water.

[iMakePho]

Why haven't I thought of that earlier.

[Razz]

I waste water. I flush, and flush, and flush. And I take gigantic baths. And I leave the faucet all day and all night. And I purposely flood my entire house. And I give my pets water. And I water the lawn. And I drink the water. And I wash my clothes.

Yet my water bill still isn't high.

[123mine123]

Dammit DUDE!!!
You are extremely gross...

[Sevkat]

You legit just gave me a good idea on how to save money on bills. And I got three toilets, so that means I can take up to three shits per day, or one shit per day for three days without flushing. This might be a life saver, I pay out my fucking tits for gas, water, and electricity.

[escobargames]

At 12/16/11 09:58 AM, Sevkat wrote: And I got three toilets

I got 5.

[Sevkat]

At 12/16/11 10:06 AM, escobargames wrote:

At 12/16/11 09:58 AM, Sevkat wrote: And I got three toilets

I got 5.

Nice to know escodipshit, you must have real fancy parents to afford so many toilets. Wow, it must be real awesome being a queef with five toilets.

[escobargames]

At 12/16/11 10:07 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 12/16/11 10:06 AM, escobargames wrote:

At 12/16/11 09:58 AM, Sevkat wrote: And I got three toilets

I got 5.

Nice to know escodipshit, you must have real fancy parents to afford so many toilets. Wow, it must be real awesome being a queef with five toilets.

I also have a pool and 4 balconies.

[Razz]

At 12/16/11 10:09 AM, escobargames wrote:

At 12/16/11 10:07 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 12/16/11 10:06 AM, escobargames wrote:

At 12/16/11 09:58 AM, Sevkat wrote: And I got three toilets

I got 5.

Nice to know escodipshit,

I also have a pool and 4 balconies.

I have 10 toilets. 2 pools, and 8 balconies.

[BasedBubbus]

At 12/16/11 10:10 AM, JoeMation wrote:

At 12/16/11 10:09 AM, escobargames wrote:

At 12/16/11 10:07 AM, Sevkat wrote:

At 12/16/11 10:06 AM, escobargames wrote:

At 12/16/11 09:58 AM, Sevkat wrote:

I have 2 toilets, a shed, and a bar w/ bar stools...

[escobargames]

At 12/16/11 10:10 AM, JoeMation wrote:
I have 10 toilets. 2 pools, and 8 balconies.

You are a terrible liar.

I have pics to prove that I am not.

[Coop]

At 12/16/11 09:41 AM, MiloBased wrote: Yeah that's right, I only flush the toilet once a day. Why you ask? Well I'll tell you bitch.

Because you don't care that your house smells like piss, whenever someone else uses the toilet?

Flushing adds to the water bill, so me being the frugal conservative I am saves up all of the trips to bathroom for one final flush at the end of the day.

Yes, flushing adds all that much to your water bill, that you should consider being this retarded. Pay for a new toilet that has a "2 flush" system - 1 button for a number 1, a different button for a number 2. The 1 button uses a lot less water than 2, which helps to shift heavier loads.

The only drawbacks to this brilliant plan are:

>House tends to smell like piss and shit. But hey that's why they invented Febreeze right?

Only if you remove the source of the odour first - no point trying to prevent your clothes smelling like cigarettes when you're just about to light up, is it?

>Tends to build up, and occasionally floods the bathroom floor in excrement. But hey that's why they got immigrants, right?

Fail for not relaising how a toilet system works, particularly the U-Bend.

That's just one of Milo's tips to saving money yet to come. ;)

No, there won't be any more on the BBS - go troll elsewhere.