Got a bj during my exam today

[sumidiotdude]

I'm in my 300 person classroom taking the final exam sitting next to this super-cute girl. She is one of those petite girls with a decent ass and proportional tits. She has her starbucks coffee cup at the edge of her desk.

While taking the exam, her elbow knocks over the coffee and it starts to fall. My cat-like reflexes spring into action and I'm able to catch all the coffee by cupping my hands. She leans over the desk, looks up into my eyes, and says "thanks sumidiotdude..." then starts to lap up the coffee from my hands.

My erect penis unzips my jeans from the inside. Then I poke my cock between both my hands and I use it to suck up the remaining coffee like a straw. She shouts "MAH CAWFEE!" and starts frantically sucking my dick trying to get the coffee out.

Everyone watching at this point. Win the crowd I think to myself. I blow a venti-sized load of coffee-cum all over her face to thunderous applause.

Hand in the test and go home.

I got a B-

[SpaceWhale]

then you woke up

awww

[Entice]

At 12/15/11 10:22 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Then I poke my cock between both my hands and I use it to suck up the remaining coffee like a straw.

*uncontrollable giggling*

[Tokepony]

Wow. Sumidiotdude, teach me the way of sucking coffee through my penis because that sounds fucking awesome.

[MoonCraft]

ONLY a B- ? What a fucking loser.

[plasmaGrunt]

Then you got a B-??
Amazing.

[Manly-Chicken]

Only this?

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[MrMeD]

At 12/15/11 10:22 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: ..and says "thanks sumidiotdude..."

Your name is sumidiotdude?

[Gremlin]

You really are the ultimate cock sucker who deserved that blowjob, MY HERO!!!

[Painbringer]

At 12/15/11 10:22 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: I got a B-

A B- in trolling.

[The-Great-One]

Only a kinky story like that could make people start an orgy in a Starbucks.

[ohbombuh]

At 12/15/11 10:22 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: She shouts "MAH CAWFEE!" and starts frantically sucking my dick trying to get the coffee out.

Wulja lak cream withat, de-ah?

[Lumber-Jax12]

Did you shit out a mocha chino later?

[RyderOmega]

Final exams suck.

[HooglyBoogly]

Cool story, bro.

[The-Great-One]

I guess you could say he...

*puts on shades*

Rose to the occasion and came out strong.

[Ganon-Dorf]

Cool story bro....what's with all the sub par sex stories coming through the BBS lately?

[InnerChild548]

good story

[MultiCanimefan]

At 12/15/11 10:22 PM, sumidiotdude wrote:

venti-sized

Hipster bitch.

[Kwing]

What kind of coffee was it?

[Sanch]

I was there. Dude, you were sucking on your thumb and crying the entire time... you died, man.

[Magical-Zorse]

Wow, I did the exact same thing today except I got an A.

[Lionelion]

At 12/15/11 10:22 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: She shouts "MAH CAWFEE!" and starts frantically sucking my dick trying to get the coffee out.

i laughed so hard

[MoonCraft]

At 12/15/11 11:39 PM, The-Great-One wrote: I guess you could say he...

*puts on shades*

Rose to the occasion and came out strong.

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
!!!!!!

[Welcome2Oblivion]

Small world, eh?

[RandomRoarness]

At 12/15/11 10:31 PM, MrMeD wrote:

At 12/15/11 10:22 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: ..and says "thanks sumidiotdude..."

Your name is sumidiotdude?

I want to meet the person who gave you that name

[Sensationalism]

Coffee cum, you could sell that to college students.

[Loki]

Good story! But you missed the writing forum by an inch.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 12/15/11 10:25 PM, Tokepony wrote: Wow. Sumidiotdude, teach me the way of sucking coffee through my penis because that sounds fucking awesome.

Sounds painful. How hot is this coffee?

[Halberd]

wat a hilarios joke i lold XD