I don't believe in gravity.

[CrazySquirrel124]

I think everybody just wants to give each other a BBIIIGGGG HUUUUGGGG.

[plasmaGrunt]

But, if we didn't have gravity I wouldn't be able to use to computer with ease.

[Boomstick]

Good, now step over this cliff, as you will not fall since you don't believe in gravity.

[CrazySquirrel124]

At 12/15/11 10:30 PM, plasmaGrunt wrote: But, if we didn't have gravity I wouldn't be able to use to computer with ease.

The computer just wants to give you a BBBIIIIGGGG HUUUUUGGGGG!

[Chdonga]

I saw that video on Tosh.0

Where did he get that? I just can't seem to find it on Youtube or Youtube.

[CrazySquirrel124]

At 12/15/11 10:33 PM, MrRager wrote: Good, now step over this cliff, as you will not fall since you don't believe in gravity.

I don't wanna step over the cliff. Because the ground just wants to give me a BBIIIGGG HUUUGGGG.
And it will hurt. The ground gives really bug hugs.

[Faires]

Me neither *flays away*

[123mine123]

Try jumping of a building...
if you fall, and die due to broken bones, then thats gravity.

just kidding, dont do it...

[Vidaria]

Gravity doesn't believe in you either...

[Lionelion]

its your choice if you want to believe in it or not, but that doesnt discount the fact that it exists. however, maybe if you disbelieve hard enough, you'll be able to fly!

[positively-negative]

It's all just a theory anyway...

[HipnikDragomir]

There's no such thing as gravity. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is pulling everything down with its tentacles.

[ExtraLife]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE IN IT
for it to have effect on you/ for it to be existing

[RandomRoarness]

At 12/16/11 12:38 AM, Lionel738 wrote: maybe if you disbelieve hard enough, you'll be able to fly!

why was i never told this?!
those men in black told me i can only fly in my dreams! those l;iers

[MagicMichael66]

It's just a false theory. The truth is that aliens inside the earth pulls us and objects so we don't get away.
That's the truth and I know it's because I read it on Wikipedia.

[The-Great-One]

At 12/15/11 10:34 PM, Chdonga wrote: I saw that video on Tosh.0

Tosh.0! Lackluster stand up comedian (and lackluster is putting it kindly) who ripped off RayWilliamJohnson (who makes money off of other peoples videos), by making unfunny jokes about videos found on the Internet.

Where did he get that? I just can't seem to find it on Youtube or Youtube.

Hmm... yes that is quite the pickle, I can't seem to find it either in my DailyMotion, Veoh, Metacafe, Vimeo, or Blip, oh wait those sites don't mean shit.

[123mine123]

At 12/16/11 03:46 AM, MagicMichael66 wrote: It's just a false theory. The truth is that aliens inside the earth pulls us and objects so we don't get away.
That's the truth and I know it's because I read it on Wikipedia.

Oh Really!?!?
link or forget it...

[Mismo]

Gravity keeps you down.

"The man" keeps you down.

"The man"=Gravity

Flawless logic

[SubparTony]

At 12/15/11 10:37 PM, 123mine123 wrote: just kidding, dont do it...

Oh,probably I should close the window

[escobargames]

gravity is some stupid word made up my 'genius scientists' , thats all

[Nemo103]

At 12/15/11 10:33 PM, CrazySquirrel124 wrote:

At 12/15/11 10:30 PM, plasmaGrunt wrote: But, if we didn't have gravity I wouldn't be able to use to computer with ease.

The computer just wants to give you a BBBIIIIGGGG HUUUUUGGGGG!

Nah, computer dont give hugs,YOU give it to them

[AngelSierra]

Gravity is a thing made up by the FBI to cover the fact that dinosaurs came from the underwater city of Seronicon

[GreatPowerfulTrixie]

hey bob, wanna get a drink?

[All-American-Badass]

If you rid yourself of all belief of gravity it is believed that you can float freely amongst the world. Unfortunately the human mind is incapable of such a process. In order to achieve it your mind would have to become that of a deity, something that centuries of Buddhism can't even accomplish.

[Ericho]

I don't see how giving someone a big hug has anything to do with defying gravity. I actually read that gravity is in fact a theory, but there are actually things out there that are laws, such as the law of conservation of matter and energy. So apparently those things are more real than gravity? It doesn't make sense to me. If you don't believe in gravity, try jumping off a cliff to test your theory and we'll see what happens.

[Teddyriffic]

I don't believe in gravity either after a number of shrooms and joints

[poricoco]

Gravity is just a trick made with the Placebo effect.

[Painbringer]

Because when we fall, we're simply returning to our "natural place"

[Supasang]

Fuck gravity *Floats off*