Rick Perry is a genius

[beakerboy]

You know his STRONG advertisement right. If not, go to youtube.. right now.

I think that he deliberately cooked up the most offensive thing he could think of because he wanted to become the most hated person ever and laugh at all the rage he stirred up everywhere. I bet that he's actually atheist. :D

[Falonefal]

God is the most hated person, Rick Perry loses.

[111122223138]

I do think he's a troll.

[Kunera]

At 12/14/11 10:03 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: It's like when you sometimes get embarrassed when you realize you said something dumb, only it doesn't embarrass him.

Or those moments when you just assume someone is joking, and then you find out that they were completely serious.

[II2none]

At 12/14/11 10:01 PM, Falonefal wrote: God is the most hated person, Rick Perry loses.

God isn't a person.

[Sequenced]

Rick Perry is a joke. why is he still running for president......

[All-American-Badass]

At 12/14/11 10:39 PM, Sequenced wrote: Rick Perry is a joke. why is he still running for president......

Because every other candidate for president is a joke, except for Ron Paul.

[Falonefal]

At 12/14/11 10:05 PM, roderickii wrote:

At 12/14/11 10:01 PM, Falonefal wrote: God is the most hated person, Rick Perry loses.

God isn't a person.

We were created in his image, we are people, God is a person.

[hateyou1]

At 12/14/11 10:47 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 12/14/11 10:39 PM, Sequenced wrote: Rick Perry is a joke. why is he still running for president......

Because every other candidate for president is a joke, except for Ron Paul.

Huntsman is pretty smart (better than Paul IMO). I'm just glad that Perry or Romney aren't in the lead. Too bad Cain had to resign his campaign thanks to left wing media being biased as hell and making up stories (cool story media lol).

[Falonefal]

Honestly you guys, after a black guy, an Asian should be president, and after that, to top the cake of WTF off, Putin.

[Chdonga]

At 12/14/11 10:49 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 12/14/11 10:05 PM, roderickii wrote:

At 12/14/11 10:01 PM, Falonefal wrote: God is the most hated person, Rick Perry loses.

God isn't a person.

We were created in his image, we are people, God is a person.

I've explained this many times.
God is a penis. A giant erect circumsized penis.

When they say, "We were created in His image," they meant we were created in the image in which he saw fit for the name "human".

[David]

I strongly appreciate his honesty.

[hateyou1]

Chdonga, you're an idiot and my brain cannot handle the spin inside my mind from your stupidity. Please shut your trap.

[Loki]

But does he drive a truck?

[Me-Patch]

Yeah he is.

[Chdonga]

At 12/14/11 10:59 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Chdonga, you're an idiot and my brain cannot handle the spin inside my mind from your stupidity. Please shut your trap.

Have you ever noticed the similarities between the Big Bang theory and how a baby is formed? God's sperm (For lack of a better word) entering a void is what caused the Big Bang.

[Falonefal]

At 12/14/11 10:58 PM, Chdonga wrote:

At 12/14/11 10:49 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 12/14/11 10:05 PM, roderickii wrote:

At 12/14/11 10:01 PM, Falonefal wrote: God is the most hated person, Rick Perry loses.

God isn't a person.

We were created in his image, we are people, God is a person.

I've explained this many times.
God is a penis. A giant erect circumsized penis.

When they say, "We were created in His image," they meant we were created in the image in which he saw fit for the name "human".

No, it means we were created in how he looked like.
Stop thinking you know everything about God, I HAD SEX WITH HIM, so I BY DEFAULT know more than you, you stupid prick.

I'm trolling about the whole thing btw.

[hateyou1]

At 12/14/11 11:03 PM, Chdonga wrote:

At 12/14/11 10:59 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Chdonga, you're an idiot and my brain cannot handle the spin inside my mind from your stupidity. Please shut your trap.

Have you ever noticed the similarities between the Big Bang theory and how a baby is formed? God's sperm (For lack of a better word) entering a void is what caused the Big Bang.

You're a jerk who has nothing better to do on his time, so you go on the internet to make other people feel like shit because you're a loser who undoubtedly feels like shit yourself. So be a jerk elsewhere and shut your mouth. You're the same person who would support gay marriage and attack heterosexual marriage.

[Falonefal]

At 12/14/11 11:03 PM, Chdonga wrote: Have you ever noticed the similarities between the Big Bang theory and how a baby is formed? God's sperm (For lack of a better word) entering a void is what caused the Big Bang.

I consider myself a lover of the 'membranes' theory.

[Chdonga]

Okay, that's enough of my crazy talk for one sitting.

It wouldn't be too surprising if Rick Perry made that Strong video as a publicity stunt. And even if he is just a stupid bigot, he should distract everyone long enough for the other candidates to prepare even more harebrained publicity stunts.

[MrMeD]

At 12/14/11 11:08 PM, Chdonga wrote: It wouldn't be too surprising if Rick Perry made that Strong video as a publicity stunt. And even if he is just a stupid bigot, he should distract everyone long enough for the other candidates to prepare even more harebrained publicity stunts.

Here, he didn't make it as a publicity stunt, he believes everything he said.

[MrMeD]

At 12/14/11 11:11 PM, MrMeD wrote: Here, he didn't make it as a publicity stunt, he believes everything he said.

Quickly found the link for further reference.

[Sanch]

top 3 worst posts ITT

#3 Huntsman is pretty smart (better than Paul IMO). I'm just glad that Perry or Romney aren't in the lead. Too bad Cain had to resign his campaign thanks to left wing media being biased as hell and making up stories (cool story media lol).

#2 Because every other candidate for president is a joke, except for Ron Paul.

#3 You're a jerk who has nothing better to do on his time, so you go on the internet to make other people feel like shit because you're a loser who undoubtedly feels like shit yourself. So be a jerk elsewhere and shut your mouth. You're the same person who would support gay marriage and attack heterosexual marriage.

[Jercurpac]

At 12/14/11 11:11 PM, MrMeD wrote:

At 12/14/11 11:08 PM, Chdonga wrote: It wouldn't be too surprising if Rick Perry made that Strong video as a publicity stunt. And even if he is just a stupid bigot, he should distract everyone long enough for the other candidates to prepare even more harebrained publicity stunts.

Here, he didn't make it as a publicity stunt, he believes everything he said.

Maybe, but he's only stating now because he's fallen out of the lead and the only way he can really get a foothold in the race again is if he makes a call-to-arms to Christians. I think that's more insulting than him just being a bigot, that he can turn those ideals on and off when it suits him.

[hateyou1]

At 12/14/11 11:29 PM, Sanch wrote:

In other words, any post that doesn't have "Obama" and "messiah" in the same sentence is considered a bad post? Well sorry for being an informative American.

[Phantox]

Ron Paul and John Huntsman are the only two that deserve to still be in the race. Either way Paul would win.

[hateyou1]

At 12/15/11 12:18 AM, Phantox wrote: Ron Paul and John Huntsman are the only two that deserve to still be in the race. Either way Paul would win.

Paul is a little bit crazy though, which kind of concerns me. Huntsman is great, but unfortunately, republicans are too focused on choosing the candidate that is most likely able to beat Barack Obama. I wish luck to anyone to defeat Obama though because he has caused more than enough damage to the country.

[Phantox]

At 12/15/11 12:22 AM, hateyou1 wrote:
Paul is a little bit crazy though, which kind of concerns me. Huntsman is great, but unfortunately, republicans are too focused on choosing the candidate that is most likely able to beat Barack Obama. I wish luck to anyone to defeat Obama though because he has caused more than enough damage to the country.

How is Paul crazy? He's the only one that knows what to do about everything (from economics to foreign policy). Huntsman isn't getting attention because the media is only covering perry, newt, and romney. I'd say the same for Paul but Paul is always winning straw polls

[Sense-Offender]

At 12/14/11 11:02 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Yeah he is.

I love those.

At 12/14/11 11:11 PM, MrMeD wrote: Here, he didn't make it as a publicity stunt, he believes everything he said.

I think I know where you read it.

Seriously, though, that last line makes me concerned.

At 12/14/11 10:05 PM, Kunera wrote: Or those moments when you just assume someone is joking, and then you find out that they were completely serious.

yep yep

[HooglyBoogly]

At 12/14/11 10:53 PM, hateyou1 wrote: Huntsman is pretty smart (better than Paul IMO). I'm just glad that Perry or Romney aren't in the lead. Too bad Cain had to resign his campaign thanks to left wing media being biased as hell and making up stories (cool story media lol).

Perry doesn't have a chance in hell to win the nomination. I wish he would just drop out so people could focus on the other candidates.

As far as Cain's race goes, I'm glad he's no longer running either. The 9-9-9 plan? Are you serious? We'd all be paying more in sales tax if that moron got in power.

I am hoping for the best for Ron Paul. It just pains me to know that the guy has virtually no advertising on any level what-so-ever. It's fucking ridiculous. Every single time he attempts to run, it's the same deal. Thankfully he's been at least mentioned in the Republican debates, albeit he has the least amount of speech time.