The secret of life

[Suprememessage]

What is the secret of life, well, really, life hasn't been willing to give up the secret of his success, but I assume with support of my fellow NGers we can find out the true secret of why life is so fucking awesome. So here is my plan, mods willing, we will sign a contract that is like a plea for life to give up his secret, if you support this contract, sign it.

Now, let's get this straight, I understand the secret of life is the great secret in the world, but together we can uncover it, who is with me?

[Jay]

Without the Universe and Everything , Life's secret is worthless.

[saqwert]

At 12/12/11 09:52 PM, Jay wrote: Without the Universe and Everything , Life's secret is worthless.

Unless someone were to gavkay21 the ThatGuyXXX

[Suprememessage]

At 12/12/11 09:55 PM, saqwert wrote:

At 12/12/11 09:52 PM, Jay wrote: Without the Universe and Everything , Life's secret is worthless.

Unless someone were to gavkay21 the ThatGuyXXX

I think you've created something harder to figure out than the secret of life, congratulations.

[beardkiller]

The secrets have a good one and make at least 1 persons life better,rich people cannot do this because they have no souls

[Nguyeezy]

Don't know about the secret of life but I know that the answer to life is42.

[xVILEx]

At 12/12/11 10:24 PM, Nguyeezy wrote: Don't know about the secret of life but I know that the answer to life is42.

true true

[igott]

To reproduce.
Simple as that.

[Timchik]

Life left a formula! And it's impossible to crack!
72 + -30 = The answer to life, the universe and everything
Now to crack it.

[Lionelion]

heres your signature, im gonna go now, inform me when you get the answer

[Scrotaculous]

I figured it out, why society is so miserable. We have to be aloud the option to choose the wrong thing, because that in turn allows doing the right thing to have meaning and a lasting presence in our lives. Society makes you obsess over doing evil because they don't allow you to have a say in the matter, they have no faith in anyone and it breeds all this negativity and hate and distrust and feelings of unimportance. The meaning of freedom is that you are truly free and that you can do the right thing while the wrong thing is shoved in your face. But our society will never be free when they do the wrong thing and it empowers them because they bask in the glory
of doing wrong because it's the only freedom that they know.

[Jay]

At 12/12/11 10:25 PM, xVILEx wrote:

At 12/12/11 10:24 PM, Nguyeezy wrote: Don't know about the secret of life but I know that the answer to life is42.

true true

Did you guys miss my post or something?

How many roads must a man walk down?

[Scrotaculous]

At 12/12/11 09:52 PM, Jay wrote: Without the Universe and Everything , Life's secret is worthless.

You spend to much time talking and not enough time contributing to the site. Don't you guys get it.

[Scrotaculous]

That's how I got rid of my anger. I realized it was no ones fault. They where trying to save us without understanding us because no one understood them. But that's how much they love you, they still get it.

[TurkeyOnAStick]

At 12/13/11 04:08 AM, Jay wrote:

At 12/12/11 10:25 PM, xVILEx wrote:

Don't know about the secret of life but I know that the answer to life is42.

How many roads must a man walk down?

What's 6 x 9?

[Scrotaculous]

You're parents are you're parents. And you are their child. Solve Puzzles that's what you're parents want you to do. George Lucas ruined you're parents childhood.

[Scrotaculous]

Doing shit backwards fucks everything up.

[Scrotaculous]

George Lucas just wanted us to believe in him. But instead he ended up turning to the dark side, and so everyone lost faith. Kid's toys got you excited for good things. This garbage is why you are so dumb. That is why everything is so funny and you feel like a douche bag. Cause they got you excited by showing you the winner first and then destroyed you by showing you the loser and they can't believe it happened.

[Occupy]

At 12/13/11 04:37 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 12/13/11 04:08 AM, Jay wrote:

At 12/12/11 10:25 PM, xVILEx wrote:

Don't know about the secret of life but I know that the answer to life is42.

How many roads must a man walk down?

What's 6 x 9?

That was only the 'correct' question because technically, Earth had already been remade, according to the book, and Arthur Dent already was a copy, and therefore, the whole project failed.

[Jay]

At 12/13/11 05:44 AM, Occupy wrote:

At 12/13/11 04:37 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 12/13/11 04:08 AM, Jay wrote:

How many roads must a man walk down?

What's 6 x 9?

That was only the 'correct' question because technically, Earth had already been remade, according to the book, and Arthur Dent already was a copy, and therefore, the whole project failed.

I realize that the mice were forced to make up the question on the spot, and bring it back to their own pan-dimensional universe. I wasn't implying it was the correct question. We'll have to wait for Deep Thought to finish that one, I suppose. :P

[Occupy]

At 12/13/11 05:55 AM, Jay wrote:

At 12/13/11 05:44 AM, Occupy wrote:

At 12/13/11 04:37 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote:

At 12/13/11 04:08 AM, Jay wrote:

How many roads must a man walk down?

What's 6 x 9?

That was only the 'correct' question because technically, Earth had already been remade, according to the book, and Arthur Dent already was a copy, and therefore, the whole project failed.

I realize that the mice were forced to make up the question on the spot, and bring it back to their own pan-dimensional universe. I wasn't implying it was the correct question. We'll have to wait for Deep Thought to finish that one, I suppose. :P

Yea they screwed that one up, Deep Thought is just a giant troll machine which knows everything and for that reason doesn't want to tell any of it's knowledge.

I mean, what would you do if you knew everything? Pretend you didn't.

[Magical-Zorse]

You've been making the worst threads the past few days. Make a thread that doesn't suck or stop making them.

[Dromedary]

I love how everyone just ignored crazy uncle Scrotaculus.

[Occupy]

At 12/13/11 09:55 AM, Dromedary wrote: I love how everyone just ignored crazy uncle Scrotaculus.

No shit, I just noticed that he even was here. WTF.

[escobargames]

The secret of life is everything is a contradiction, go with this contradiction to the fullest and you will grab Life's secret by the balls.

[beardkiller]

Wade knows lifes secret because he beat it out of life

[DeadEyeRanger]

Signed.

[AnalPenguinFarming]

I signed. I want my answers.

[joeyjoah]

I came in to make a H2G2 reference, thinking no one would have already done it

[robotking98]

Okay, I signed. I ran out of pens though, so I had to sign it with my piss.