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Men attracted to Chloe Moretz.

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Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:36:13


They are sick people! Pedos! I don't care how short her skirts are! It's not okay!

Example


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:39:31


She's decent looking. Also, Damn she's 14!!!??? She looks 18 at the youngest.

Is it wrong if utubers are the same age?

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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:39:33


That's the girl from Kickass right?
I don't wanna click that link because I imagine I'll end up on some kind of list, but the name sounds familiar.

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:42:07


Who?

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:44:32


DEM LEGS?!? Where do they go to... heaven?


We're meat and that's it. So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:44:49


I don't know who that is.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:46:37


At 12/11/11 09:44 PM, Anti-pie wrote: DEM LEGS?!? Where do they go to... heaven?

She's 14, you sick bastard!


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:46:51


She looks a lot hotter now compared to when I last saw her.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 21:47:05


Those legs.... hot damn.

Also I'm 16, so the whole pedo thing? nah.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 22:01:05


At 12/11/11 09:46 PM, Darthleather wrote:
At 12/11/11 09:44 PM, Anti-pie wrote: DEM LEGS?!? Where do they go to... heaven?
She's 14, you sick bastard!

In Mexico it would be ok.


We're meat and that's it. So lets fuck it, fuck it, fuck it.

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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 22:31:37


I would destroy her reproductive organs with my erect cock.

Come at me, Chris Hanson.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 22:38:14


Maybe she shouldn't wear revealing clothes that would make a hooker blush? Just a thought...


It tolls for thee.

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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 22:41:18


I'm 15 and I don't get erections or care much about her looks

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 22:42:48


At 12/11/11 10:41 PM, Halberd wrote: I'm 15 and I don't get erections or care much about her looks

LOL

Google suggestions:

'Chloe Moretz is hot'
'Chloe Moretz is going to be hot'
'Chloe Moretz is so hot'

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-11 22:46:19


Whatevs, man. She's a damn star, it's not like they can be anything but total creeps over the Internet.

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:18:55


WTF are with all those sponsors behind a 14-year-old girl?


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:20:36


Give her 4 years. Then it will be legal. She's a good looking young woman who will really come into her own.

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:21:38


Can't help it, her legs hypnotized me.

Seriously those legs can't be under-aged, can't take my eyes off of them.

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:21:52


When she gets a bit older... I'll still be young enough to hit it without it being at all weird. So gonna happen.

Err, no it's not. *sigh*

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:37:39


Old enough to count, old enough to mount.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:44:48


At 12/12/11 12:44 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 12/11/11 09:42 PM, RampantMusik wrote: Who?
Seriously, this.

Who the fuck is this broad? Some generic Disney channel tween derp?

She's that girl from Kickass.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:45:02


At 12/12/11 12:44 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 12/11/11 09:42 PM, RampantMusik wrote: Who?
Seriously, this.

Who the fuck is this broad? Some generic Disney channel tween derp?

Hit Girl from the movie "Kick Ass"

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:54:56


At 12/12/11 12:50 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 12/12/11 12:45 AM, Mason wrote: Hit Girl from the movie "Kick Ass"
At 12/12/11 12:44 AM, Darthleather wrote: She's that girl from Kickass.
Never heard of it.

It's a kind of overrated movie.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 00:56:19


Like the guy in the movie, I'd wait for her

Actually I wouldn't, but she kicked total ass in the film.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 01:42:15


She reminds me of a pig covered in flower.

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 01:44:06


Well, she does have nice legs.

That SKYY Vodka advertisement doesn't help fight the sexual suggestions...she knew what she was doing.


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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 01:46:30


At 12/11/11 10:41 PM, Halberd wrote: I'm 15 and I don't get erections

Most men don't suffer from that till their late 40's, you might wanna check into that.

Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 01:50:25


Didn't know who she was until this thread.
Wow, that's a whole lotta leg.

Yes I'm saying her legs are hot.

Also like someone said:

BASIC INSTINCT

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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 02:25:38


She's decent. I hate baby faces, though.


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to Men attracted to Chloe Moretz. 2011-12-12 02:51:44


Why don't you have a seat?


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