Touchdowns, Tebow, and Tits!

[ZJ]

Guys, it's a Sunday during the NFL season and that means it's time for another topic to talk about the games! Today is going to be a pretty big day as many of the games are going to impact the playoff picture!

Here are some of the more important (In my eyes) games that are happening:

Houston v. Cincinnati
Chicago v. Denver
New Orleans v. Tennessee
Oakland v. Green Bay

So, who's watching these games? Where are you watching them? You doing anything special while watching them? Who do you want to win and who do you want to lose? Why? Are you a Tebow fan? Do you like tits? These are all valid questions that you can answer and debate within this topic.

So, NG, ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?

note: Hold off on talking about the Giants v. Cowboys game. There will probably be one super awesome thread dedicated to that amazing match-up.

[Falonefal]

I thought this was going to be a thread about tits...
But it's going to be about balls...

[ViceFullbuster]

Hail Mary!

[All-American-Badass]

Houston vs. Cinci looks like it's going to be a great matchup. Will Houston set their all time franchise record for wins in a season or will Cinci greatly improve their chances at a Wild Card spot. I wish i had NFL Sunday ticket so i wasn't stuck with the Chiefs vs. Jets game.

[EJR]

I don't think the bears will win.

[HooglyBoogly]

At 12/11/11 11:04 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: Houston vs. Cinci looks like it's going to be a great matchup. Will Houston set their all time franchise record for wins in a season or will Cinci greatly improve their chances at a Wild Card spot. I wish i had NFL Sunday ticket so i wasn't stuck with the Chiefs vs. Jets game.

I agree, the Houston vs. Cinci game is going to be a good one to watch.

I'm also stoked about watching the Saints, of course. We need this win today to solidify the playoffs.

[Timmy]

Eagles vs. Dolphins at 1pm

woo

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 12/11/11 12:37 PM, Timmy wrote: Eagles vs. Dolphins at 1pm

woo

That's the game I'll be watching. Fuck the eagles.

*Tebows*

[ToddM]

Eagles punt blocked, Miami at the Eagles 15.

[EyeLovePoozy]

Is that Vick?

I thought he was dead...

FFFFFFFFFF

[Timmy]

An inauspicious start for the Eagles :|

And I guess that means I have to root against the Giants later, Poozy - though with their running streak of mediocrity, I don't think they need any help in screwing the pooch. Of course, that means that I'm rooting for the Cowboys, which is unacceptable.

If only there was a way for both the Cowboys and Giants to lose - maybe both QBs will tear their ACLs mid-game.

Here's hoping.

[ZJ]

Bengals hold Houston to a field goal after a big 44 yard gain by Ben Tate. This looks like anyone's football game!

GO CINCY GO

[EyeLovePoozy]

Dude...

We can just hate the Cowboys together man.

Don't be that way cousin Timmy. My hate for the eagles is ingrained and instinctual yet I root for them occasionally and enjoy watching them play.

[ZJ]

Damn, CIncy had a hard time getting the ball into the endzone after being so damn close to it. I hope this isn't a trend that continues throughout the entire game.

3-3, tied game.

[Timmy]

At 12/11/11 01:23 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: Dude...

We can just hate the Cowboys together man.

Don't be that way cousin Timmy. My hate for the eagles is ingrained and instinctual yet I root for them occasionally and enjoy watching them play.

Gah - I'm conflicted. I was raised to hate the Giants and Cowgirls in before we were buying Starter Jackets in Modells, but now - just looking at the NFC East Standings - for the Eagles to have a chance (yes, mathematically they still have a chance), the Giants have to beat the Cowgirls.

But rooting for either one leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Perhaps I will just root for "the team playing the Cowboys" this week, and leave it at that.

Man, Starter Jackets were awesome.

[All-American-Badass]

Costly turnover by Houston.

[Gobblemeister]

At 12/11/11 01:14 PM, Timmy wrote: An inauspicious start for the Eagles :|

Look at you with the big words.

[ZJ]

Lol, Texans gave up the ball just a few yards before entering the endzone for a touchdown. They just can't seem to catch a break in this game. Houston isn't known for giving up turnovers, either.

Hopefully this leads to something big, but at this point, hammering the defense and going with field goals looks like it could be a workable strategy.

[Timmy]

INTERCEPTION

[RydiaLockheart]

At 12/11/11 01:31 PM, Timmy wrote: Man, Starter Jackets were awesome.

They were. I had a Steelers one as a kid.

[ZJ]

Fuck you Houston, this is the Queen City. We run on fourth downs and throw for crazy touchdowns!

This is most excited I've been about the team in years. It's like the Bengals are angrily saying, "Houston, you may your clench your playoff spot this year, but it sure as fuck isn't going to be here."

MMMMMMM. ANDY DALTON 4 THE WIN.

[Timmy]

FUMBLE :D

since when does Asante know how to tackle..?

[ZJ]

Texans miss their field goal as the Bengals make theirs!! CIncinnati is looking good as they enter halftime. If they can keep this up, they're well on their way to a big win today.

[chiefindomer]

Watching the Ravens beat the Colts now, at 4 I'll be watching the Packers beat the Raiders, and then the Giants vs. Cowboys tonight which will probably be the most competitive game I watch today.

[JMCJoe]

I like the Gators so I like Tebow, but I could give a fuck about Denver, or even Colorado for that matter.

[Timmy]

Eagles go into the lockerroom up 24-7 at halftime!

This sounds familiar...

Giants Game: Up 14-13 going into halftime, lost 29-16.
49ers Game: Up 20-3 going into halftime, lost 24-23
Cardinals Game: Up 14-7 going into halftime, lost 21-17

Uh-oh.

[Gobblemeister]

At 12/11/11 02:42 PM, Timmy wrote: Eagles go into the lockerroom up 24-7 at halftime!

This sounds familiar...

Giants Game: Up 14-13 going into halftime, lost 29-16.
49ers Game: Up 20-3 going into halftime, lost 24-23
Cardinals Game: Up 14-7 going into halftime, lost 21-17

Uh-oh.

Well I picked the Dolphins to win so I guess for the sake of my integrity i'll need history to repeat itself.

[Krbyfan1]

There's no way Patriots and Redskins should be tied at 20 at the half.

The fuck is wrong with you guys?

[EyeLovePoozy]

God damn these miserable dolphins, I swear to god.

No matter which Miami team plays, there's always a strong presence of fans supporting the other team.

Not to mention that for the locals to actually rally, the dolphins, panthers, heat have to be winning. This place is a fair-weather town for fans. Which is why I hate this place.

[KillerSkull]

At 12/11/11 02:53 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: God damn these miserable dolphins, I swear to god.

HAHAHAHA Dolphins suck! Go 9ers! :D

And I really hope Tebow bites the dust this week! >:(