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People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 16:29:43 Reply

...as slang for "masturbate".

Do you ever not get the impression that they're a creepy preteen that wants you to be proud of them for having reached puberty?


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 16:30:49 Reply

"fap" is kind of a ridiculous term...
I've kind of gotten used to it though. I even use it occasionally.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 16:36:13 Reply

It has a comical substance to it, but it is very low brow.

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 16:59:53 Reply

I usually refer to it as wanking, or having a bash.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:02:23 Reply

At 12/9/11 04:59 PM, phrozonfire wrote: I usually refer to it as wanking, or having a bash.

Dusting my nob.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:04:35 Reply

At 12/9/11 05:02 PM, MrPercie wrote: waxing my candle

Choking the Chicken


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:04:58 Reply

At 12/9/11 05:02 PM, MrPercie wrote:
At 12/9/11 05:02 PM, Pjanoo wrote:
At 12/9/11 04:59 PM, phrozonfire wrote: I usually refer to it as wanking, or having a bash.
Dusting my nob.
waxing my candle

Rubbing my penis.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:05:09 Reply

At 12/9/11 05:02 PM, Travis wrote: Eh... I don't mind that word.

The one I hate is "Fail."

For example, in dialogue someone says it like so:

"Dude that was such a fail."

I wanna punch them in their jaw and politely tell them that they sound like a fucking dork.

You fail.

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:06:29 Reply

The ONLY acceptable place to see the word 'fap' used is in the webcomic series Sexy Losers, which is where the term originated from anyway.

In other words, I agree with you.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:06:54 Reply

Oh good it's the boys bathroom at a middle school where all the kids are smearing poop on the walls and swapping ancient euphemisms for masturbation

actually that describes NG pretty well most of the time...

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:16:08 Reply

eh either fap or

wanking
rubbing one off
jerkin the gerkin
polishing the oyster
choking the snake
catching the whale
poking the cactus
jerking off
jacking off
playing with the one eyed bandit
smokey and the bandit starring burt reynolds


hey

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:16:46 Reply

What's wrong with "fap"?


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:19:30 Reply

I hate the term fap.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:20:23 Reply

At 12/9/11 04:29 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Do you ever not get the impression that they're a creepy preteen that wants you to be proud of them for having reached puberty?

No, I don't see the correlation at all. Brb, fapping.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:21:08 Reply

I find this thread hard to fap to.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:26:45 Reply

I only use fap in titles since everything else take up too much space.

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:31:32 Reply

I use fap sometimes, it's not really a great word, but it's shorter than saying an idiom relating to masturbation. In any case when I say I am masturbating, I usually say "jerk off"


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 17:38:46 Reply

Eh. I usually say I'm using my Wii.

.......................

I never really say it, but it's hilarious anyways.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 18:04:32 Reply

"Fap" is to male masturbation as "fuck" is to sex acts involving penetration.

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 18:04:36 Reply

I unfortunately use this word way to often in my everyday speak. Its always in a joking manner, but still.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 18:11:10 Reply

At 12/9/11 05:02 PM, Travis wrote: Eh... I don't mind that word.

The one I hate is "Fail."

For example, in dialogue someone says it like so:

"Dude that was such a fail."

I wanna punch them in their jaw and politely tell them that they sound like a fucking dork.

This one time as high as numbers can go before they reach infinity (Yes I know that doesn't make sense)

The only thing that can compete with that is when people spell out 'lol' and 'jk' in real life. Like, bitch please.

To stay on topic, I've never actually heard someone say 'fap' in person, though it's all over the internet. If anyone ever said it in person, I'd probably slap them.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 18:43:29 Reply

I don't mind the term as much as I do others, but I do think it's a bit ridiculous - using that word is another of those mannerisms that when I hear them I get the impression that the person using it has recently discovered the internet and finds all of these words and phrases completely new and exciting to them.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 18:49:31 Reply

Is it bad that this thread makes me wanna fap now?


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 18:50:47 Reply

I personally call it clopping for no particular reason at all.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 19:10:04 Reply

i be fappin and weed erryday u kno

i also go 2 colege

gota love colege

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 19:12:22 Reply

At 12/9/11 07:10 PM, Halberd wrote: i be fappin and weed erryday u kno

i also go 2 colege

gota love colege

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 19:50:41 Reply

At 12/9/11 05:02 PM, Travis wrote: Eh... I don't mind that word.

The one I hate is "Fail."

For example, in dialogue someone says it like so:

"Dude that was such a fail."

I wanna punch them in their jaw and politely tell them that they sound like a fucking dork.

Definitely agree with you on that one.


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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 19:56:36 Reply

Saying fap makes you a preteen that hasn't hit puberty?

FAIR LOGIC, CAN'T ARGUE THERE...


Yeah, whatever.

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 19:58:21 Reply

At 12/9/11 07:56 PM, Luke wrote: Saying fap makes you a preteen that has just hit puberty?

FAIR LOGIC, CAN'T ARGUE THERE...

Messed it up, fixed... I'm a tad tired... Never sleep, but still.
Shut up or I'll FAP ON YOU!!


Yeah, whatever.

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Response to People who say "fap" 2011-12-09 20:13:37 Reply

That term is for little kids who don't understand it.


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