gais need help with xmas present

[Crink]

i hav 2 buy a gurl at my skool a presunt for sekrit santur but idk wut 2 bai her

i wus gon buy cliff richard album becuz every1 luv da cliff but then idk. i was considering coldplay cd but meh. b4 u say, i cant afford a dragon dildo

IDKWTFLOL

wut wuld u guis buy a girl for secret santa.

[Manly-Chicken]

Get her your dick in a box.

[Teddyriffic]

Grab her cock

obvious response

[BritishGamer]

Get her a pen. Bitches love pens.

[Boomstick]

Steal a hobo's jacket and give it to her.

[Step]

I'm in the exact same scenario and I also have no idea what to buy.

[tox]

I dont read: idiot

[masheenH3ad]

Just bring her to the candy shop and buy her a lollipop.

[Lampago]

Get her a plushie from the dollar store.
Bitches love plushies.

[Dogbert581]

Buy her a dictionary, then ask if you can borrow it

The best present is one you secretly buy for yourself

[Crink]

so either:

- pens
- pills
- boxed phallus
- plushie
- dictionary

hmm.they dont sound very thought driven tbh. but i am liking the pens idea becauz it wld be a big LMAO. i am considering a signed photo of jackiechan from ebay for like 4 bucks.

[Ericho]

At 12/9/11 11:06 AM, Crink wrote: i hav 2 buy a gurl at my skool a presunt for sekrit santur but idk wut 2 bai her

Maybe an Invader Zim DVD? I can tell you're a fan from how you spell "school".

[Crink]

At 12/9/11 03:58 PM, Ericho wrote:

At 12/9/11 11:06 AM, Crink wrote: i hav 2 buy a gurl at my skool a presunt for sekrit santur but idk wut 2 bai her

Maybe an Invader Zim DVD? I can tell you're a fan from how you spell "school".

dats an uninfyurmed racistsists assumpkshun

[verycoolguy]

Maybe she still likes Barbie dolls.

[robotking98]

Why the hell does your school have a secret santa?

[Crink]

At 12/10/11 10:36 AM, robotking98 wrote: Why the hell does your school have a secret santa?

to encourage a friendly atmosphere within the sixth form

[Lintire]

Bulldog clips.

Send that message. Send that message HARD.