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I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:30 PM Reply

But I do a lot of manual labor which seams to keep it all in check. Like...I've eaten two entire jars of peanut butter in the last week and over 250 grams of protein a day from whey protein / tuna / salmon, and sandwiches (smoked ham on provolone). I eat spinach blended into a smoothie with cookies and cream syntha6 / peanut butter / ice and lemon juice as a bedtime snack. I think I'm turning into a horse?

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:32 PM Reply

Just out of curiosity, what's your weight and height.

And how much labor do you think you do?

I'm just trying to get a picture in my mind, sorry.

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:34 PM Reply

At 12/7/11 11:32 PM, Kevin wrote: Just out of curiosity, what's your weight and height.

And how much labor do you think you do?

I'm just trying to get a picture in my mind, sorry.

157 at 5'11

I inventory and fix water pumps all day.

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:37 PM Reply

you do not eat 5000 cl a day learn to math


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 12/7/11 11:34 PM, ShiningFaith wrote: 157 at 5'11

I inventory and fix water pumps all day.

You look like you're in good shape so no worries. NIce tats btw. I see "si vis pacem para bellum" on the left arm.


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 12/7/11 11:34 PM, ShiningFaith wrote:

157 at 5'11

I inventory and fix water pumps all day.

Hot damn, lookin' good.

I have a friend on track who has somewhere around 6-7k calories a day because of how much he runs.

Before school, after school from 3 to 6.


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:41 PM Reply

You eat some weird shit man.

I only eat the freshest brains...

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:45 PM Reply

thats some hardcore shit man.

i mean seriously,FIVE THOUSAND calories is crazy.that would keep me going for two and a half days.


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:45 PM Reply

At 12/7/11 11:37 PM, jimbowales wrote: you do not eat 5000 cl a day learn to math

The conversion rate about that is really odd in America.

You actually consume about 5000000 calories a day.

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:46 PM Reply

I eat 1,000 calories a day, it's my new diet and it works :)

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:46 PM Reply

At 12/7/11 11:41 PM, comicretard wrote: You eat some weird shit man.
I only eat the freshest brains...

The spinach with whey protein is actually really good, you can't taste the spinach when it's blended + spinach is loaded with potassium so it helps your body recover from a good work out, so you're ready to go into the next.

I don't take vitamin supplements, I found I get better results by just eating a shit ton of mostly nutritious food (and all sorts of different kinds of protein)

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 7th, 2011 @ 11:52 PM Reply

At 12/7/11 11:45 PM, Addict wrote: Athletic swimmers usually ingest 10k+ calories per day, as it is essential and mandatory during training. I remember reading an article about Michael Phelps and his diet while training during the Beijing Olympics, and he would have very large Breakfasts, Lunches, and Dinners.

Yeah, Michael Phelps is a machine! Also, check out Dean Karnazes (9000 calories / day). This guy did a 350 mile continuous run...insane.

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 12:03 AM Reply

How the fuck fat ARE you?


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 12:08 AM Reply

Man I wish I could eat that much.
For my body type to maintain a decent weight I have eat at most 1,200 calories.


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 12:14 AM Reply

At 12/8/11 12:08 AM, MoriChax wrote: Man I wish I could eat that much.
For my body type to maintain a decent weight I have eat at most 1,200 calories.

When I'm not very active (hard core music making), I'm good with about 1500 calories/day. But like someone said earlier, it is expensive.

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 12:16 AM Reply

At 12/8/11 12:03 AM, BrocoliClock wrote: How the fuck fat ARE you?

Clearly huge from the pic...

fuck fat?

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 12:22 AM Reply

i'm pretty you made this thread solely to flaunt your body


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 01:48 AM Reply

You're in good shape buddy, keep on doing what you're doing.


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 01:53 AM Reply

A lot of manual labour, sure, but 5,000 a day seems a bit overkill for anyone, though, doesn't it?


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 03:22 AM Reply

MY GOD YOU ONLY EAT 5kcal A DAY?! THAT'S SO LITTLE!!!

But seriously, it should be fine as long as you're not hungry.

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 03:25 AM Reply

Fitter bodies need more calories at rest and burn more in work.

Wow, it's fucking nothing.


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 03:27 AM Reply

Just listen to the mirror, honeybuns.

And hell, there isn't a single damn thing wrong with being a powerhouse. Unless your wallet has a gun in its mouth, then it might be a problem.

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 03:33 AM Reply

i eat an egg sandwich for breakfast, 2 grilled chease for lunch and usualy fish for dinner, around 1500 CAls a day, i get as much activity in as possible and i still weigh just over 300 pounds...

How i envy you guys with gastrointestinal systems that work efficently,


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 10:03 AM Reply

I try to eat 1000 calories or less a day.. lol.


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 10:36 AM Reply

you eat too well

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 11:12 AM Reply

At 12/7/11 11:45 PM, Addict wrote: Eating healthy is expensive, but in the long run all of those calories and carbohydrates are totally worth it if you are aiming to become more fit.

Actually I'm not so sure if OP is really on such a healthy diet at all.

Peanuts are a great source of necessary fat, but peanut butter on the other hand often contains trans fat and other garbage they processed into it which is really bad for you. Secondly, I don't know if what he mentioned is the only thing he eats, but he's sure missing out on a lot of necessary fruit and vegetables then. Spinach and lemon juice alone won't do at all.

Last of all, working out that much isn't really good for your health anyway. From what I read, all those muscles make your immune system weaker in fact. I know it sounds odd, but it was the result of a research that was held a while ago at the university of Pittsburgh. It was said to be the explanation for why the physically weaker men haven't died out via evolution. So point is, this bodybuilders lifestyle is actually not making you so fit and healthy as it seems to do.


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 11:40 AM Reply

That's a good diet


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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 12:06 PM Reply

I eat that much and don't do anything but smoke weed all day.

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Response to I Eat Over 5,000 Calories A Day. Dec. 8th, 2011 @ 01:19 PM Reply

You must just have a high metabolism because your skrawny for eating that much. I eat around 2500 a day or so depending on the day. I work construction and lift at night, and clock in at 5'11 and 170.


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