Rough day today,
I franticly searched my floor and desk for some money to get lunch, I was very hungry as i had not eaten in over 24 hours,
MINUTES of searching turn up nothing, so i turn on my collection of $2 bills that i have been saving for the last few years, i have about 300 of them so it didnt bother me much to part with just one of them...
I made my way to burger king, wondering what the teenaged clerk will think when i present money she has most likely never seen in her life being so young.
Im pleased to see the manager at the till when i get there, but when i passed her the bill, she quickly wisked it under the black light and marked it with a pen,
she told me, you cant pay with that.
I asked her if she was serious, and she told me that counterfitting is a crime and that i have to wait for the police to get there,
This started a shouting match between me and the gereatric burger jockey. I demanded my bill back or food, she demanded that i be percicuted to the full extent of the law.
So after I calm down i tell her to go fuck herself and i will gladly wait for the cops, who where just seconds later pulling up to the door, lights on,
The cop comes to me and asks me what the problem is, i told him that she had taken my 2 bucks and not given me any food,
She said the same thing,
The cop and I are then in an awkward moment of disbelieving when the manager takes the bill and shreds it infront of us, calling it trash and hokey money...
after handing both peices over to the cop, he confirms that it is indeed legal tender and tells the lady to give me my food, she turned red as a beat and gave me my food,
interesting day if i say so myself! some what embarasing, but soo worth the look on her face when she had to tape that bill back up and give me my food.