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So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 03:31 AM Reply

Rough day today,

I franticly searched my floor and desk for some money to get lunch, I was very hungry as i had not eaten in over 24 hours,
MINUTES of searching turn up nothing, so i turn on my collection of $2 bills that i have been saving for the last few years, i have about 300 of them so it didnt bother me much to part with just one of them...

I made my way to burger king, wondering what the teenaged clerk will think when i present money she has most likely never seen in her life being so young.
Im pleased to see the manager at the till when i get there, but when i passed her the bill, she quickly wisked it under the black light and marked it with a pen,

she told me, you cant pay with that.
I asked her if she was serious, and she told me that counterfitting is a crime and that i have to wait for the police to get there,

This started a shouting match between me and the gereatric burger jockey. I demanded my bill back or food, she demanded that i be percicuted to the full extent of the law.

So after I calm down i tell her to go fuck herself and i will gladly wait for the cops, who where just seconds later pulling up to the door, lights on,

The cop comes to me and asks me what the problem is, i told him that she had taken my 2 bucks and not given me any food,

She said the same thing,

The cop and I are then in an awkward moment of disbelieving when the manager takes the bill and shreds it infront of us, calling it trash and hokey money...

after handing both peices over to the cop, he confirms that it is indeed legal tender and tells the lady to give me my food, she turned red as a beat and gave me my food,

interesting day if i say so myself! some what embarasing, but soo worth the look on her face when she had to tape that bill back up and give me my food.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 03:34 AM Reply

So much drama over a 2 dollar bill. 0.0

Them newer generations got a lot to learn. :/


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 03:36 AM Reply

Hahahah that was a hilarious story.

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 03:39 AM Reply

Hahaha that's funny. I've always wondered about what madness could possibly occur when using a $2 bill, but I've never had one to spend.

If only this sort of reaction to a $2 bill was more predictable and common, you could start a video series of you spending one every week and filming the embarrassing things that people do when they think they're right.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 03:42 AM Reply


If only this sort of reaction to a $2 bill was more predictable and common, you could start a video series of you spending one every week and filming the embarrassing things that people do when they think they're right.

fantastic idea! but i doubt there are that many stupid people...


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 03:44 AM Reply

I would have been tempted to kill everyone there.

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 03:45 AM Reply

At 12/6/11 03:42 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote:

If only this sort of reaction to a $2 bill was more predictable and common, you could start a video series of you spending one every week and filming the embarrassing things that people do when they think they're right.
fantastic idea! but i doubt there are that many stupid people...

Exactly. It would end up being a waste of perfectly good $2 bills.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 04:07 AM Reply

i wouldve broken her face what a retard


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 04:24 AM Reply

I don't understand why some people go out of their way to be difficult. Just take my money, bitch.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 04:31 AM Reply

I wonder what would happen if you simply said, "Oh no, the two dollar bill is in fact legal. There, however, have not been many print versions of it. It's very common for people to be mistaken, as it is not as used as the 1, 5, 10, 20, or even 50 dollar bill. If you have a mobile device with Internet access, you can easily find it."

Probably not a lot, if the idiot went out of her way to act like an ass in front of the cops.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 04:34 AM Reply

Haha, $2 bills are hard to come by. I've only got like, 3, so I'm surprised you have so many.

Good read, though. This is the kind of stuff that makes a good day.

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 04:34 AM Reply

Haha, as if she thought she was some expert of counterfeit bills, though you'd expert someone who works behind the till to have basic knowledge of legal tender.

At least you showed her up infront of the police AND you got your food. Nice.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 04:49 AM Reply

That cashier is a dumb ass and I'm glad you got your food, while being proven right. Nice.

Technically, the cops may have easily arrested the manager for tearing up that $2 bill; intentional destruction of money is a federal crime, if I'm not mistaken. I'll have to confirm that at some point, though.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 04:52 AM Reply

I should animate this.

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 04:56 AM Reply

Good job showing that manager up! It's unfortunate how uneducated some people can be, but it's always fun to laugh at

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 05:23 AM Reply

I think this is your first story that didn't end in dismay and misfortune.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 06:15 AM Reply

I didn't even know two-dollar bills existed! You crazy yanks.

At 12/6/11 03:42 AM, mariomusicmaker1 wrote: fantastic idea! but i doubt there are that many stupid people...

Oh, believe me. There are.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 06:16 AM Reply

I've had similar experiences before myself working in stores, it is frustrating. In my case it was reversed, I had a customer trying to pay for fuel using a £20 note that was no longer valid. She wouldn't believe it was decommissioned, despite it being on almost all news sources and shop windows. I kept my cool while she just screamed.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 06:18 AM Reply

You took this from Reddit, which was probably taken from elsewhere


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 06:37 AM Reply

Xarnor's idea seems like it would work thanks to those links. hmmmm tempting.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 06:46 AM Reply

What a dumb bitch. She should be fired after that, honestly.

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 06:55 AM Reply

At 12/6/11 06:18 AM, Jon wrote: You took this from Reddit, which was probably taken from elsewhere

Yeah, it's an old story, but the moral is that if you choose to work in the public service industry, you're going to need to know all legal tender of your country.

Of course, that's what the real problem is - people don't spend the $2 bill in America, they collect them. It's like the much maligned £50 notes in the UK - you see them so rarely that no shop accepts them, despite fraud with lower denominations being much more common.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 07:27 AM Reply

Fucking brutal


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 07:31 AM Reply

I would have made her eat it.

The bill, that is.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 07:32 AM Reply

You should have asked her 'So you think the $2 doesn't exist? If it doesn't exist, why would I be so stupid as to try and forge a bill that doesn't exist?'

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 07:37 AM Reply

At 12/6/11 06:18 AM, Jon wrote: You took this from Reddit, which was probably taken from elsewhere

What? That's no fun.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 07:50 AM Reply

U do know it's illegal to tear money right? Sue that dumb bitch's ass ^_^

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 07:53 AM Reply

Ohh paying with $2 bills is always a fucking laugh. Either they call it fake, or make some snide remark. So long as it's a real $2 bill it's 100% legal tender and they are obligated by FEDERAL law to take the money, even if you ordered $100 in food and paid in pennies, they would have to take it even if they say "they can refuse service for any reason". The money law overrides even that. If they get the cops involved -they- will end up getting fined or possibly more depending on how they act.

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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 09:35 AM Reply

That's so funny. I love it when people who are stupid get what they deserve.


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Response to So i used a $2 bill... Dec. 6th, 2011 @ 09:38 AM Reply

She is a dumb bitch, $2 bills are legit, they are just as common as other bills but since people think they aren't they don't get circulated well.


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