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I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 04:55 PM

I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. How should I break the news to her? Please help I'm in a real bind. We were really drunk at a Halloween party, how do you convince an 34 year old lady to have an abortion???

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 04:56 PM

I'm sure you did. . .

I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant.

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 04:58 PM

Yo' dawg I heard you like threads!


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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 04:58 PM

Your real mistake here was asking newgrounds for advice..


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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 04:59 PM

At 12/5/11 04:56 PM, Toxxin wrote: I'm sure you did. . .

i bet you tried my name before you settled on toxxin


call me toxie 0.~
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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 04:59 PM

You should have the baby, hope it's a girl, then get it pregnant.


I'm a single father and a multimillionaire.

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:02 PM

At 12/5/11 04:59 PM, tox wrote:
At 12/5/11 04:56 PM, Toxxin wrote: I'm sure you did. . .
i bet you tried my name before you settled on toxxin

Actually, I did. How'd you guess?

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:03 PM

At 12/5/11 04:58 PM, Fim wrote: Your real mistake here was asking newgrounds for advice..

His second was making up what he was asking advice for.


Please disregard all of my pre-2013 posts. I was young and borderline retarded.

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:09 PM

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Ok I have been sleeping with my girl friends mom for 5 years now since I was 17. It started when we were back in high school and we were all in the basement partying and I had to go to the bathroom. Some guy was in the basement bathroom taking a sh*t so I went upstairs to use that one. Her mom was single and always going out on dates and I thought she was out still and since the hall bathroom was getting remodeled I went to use the bathroom in his moms room. I walked in and she was laying on the bed in a robe and quickly closed it up and I was embarrassed and said sorry and she said it was ok and to go ahead and use the bathroom. On my way out I said thanks and looked on the ground and saw a dildo laying on the floor and paused for a second then turned to leave and she said wait can you hand me that. I thought for sure she wasn't talking about the dildo so I asked he what and she said well my friend down there fell could you hand me him. I just wanted to leave cause things were getting weird so I picked it up and went to hand it to her and she said I wish I could have the real thing tonight. Now I knew she was hitting on me and I always thought she was hot so I played along and said well I'm the real thing and we had sex. Well anyway fast forward to today we have been sleeping with each other very regularly and she stays over a lot. I guess you could say we are a couple we act like it. Put it this way I have had sex with 5 girls in my life 2 before her then her and 2 about 2 years ago until one day she asked me if I was sleeping with anyone else because she wasn't and she was loyal to me so from then on I considered us together. We found out she is pregnant about 6 weeks ago and now have to face reality because of her other kids and what my girlfriend is going to think. I don't know where to go from here and am stressed out about it all. I'm in a relationship with my girlfriend
s 35 year old mom and we are having a baby together. How do I break it to her?

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:09 PM

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant.

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:11 PM

Why do you fools always try these copy pasta? They never work.

http://www.girlsaskguys.com/Sexuality-Qu estions/99372-how-do-i-tell-my-best-frie nd-i-got-his-mom.html


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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:15 PM

Obvious troll is obvious.

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:15 PM

Did I also mention her name is Stacy...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7 UUPawNC5Lg

Hahahah, damn, Newgrounds bbs is not as gullible as it once was haha.

I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant.

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:18 PM

Fuck both the mom and your girlfriend. What was a threesome before's gonna turn into a fuckin 4 way, son!


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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:44 PM

At 12/5/11 05:15 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Did I also mention her name is Stacy...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7 UUPawNC5Lg

Hahahah, damn, Newgrounds bbs is not as gullible as it once was haha.

You activated my internet police trap card.


Barev dzez.

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 05:56 PM

Try harder.


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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 06:02 PM

At 12/5/11 05:15 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Hahahah, damn, Newgrounds bbs is not as gullible as it once was haha.

All you have to do now is type a few words in google and bam, instant proof

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 06:04 PM

Grab her cock ?

Typical newgrounds response !
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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 06:04 PM

At 12/5/11 05:56 PM, Slint wrote: Try harder.

You guys, I got my dog pregnant, I dunno how, but somehow it got pregnant around the same time I fapped last month.


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 08:27 PM

At 12/5/11 04:59 PM, MiloBased wrote: You should have the baby, hope it's a girl, then get it pregnant.

It's AWWWWWWWRIGHT

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Response to I got my girlfriend's mom pregnant. Dec. 5th, 2011 @ 08:30 PM

At 12/5/11 05:15 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: Hahahah, damn, Newgrounds bbs is not as gullible as it once was haha.

You should try being a little creative and making up your own story next time