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My mom won't let me play Tetris

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-05 19:56:33 Reply

Did your mom figure that out herself? Interesting


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-05 20:04:47 Reply

At 12/5/11 07:47 PM, lawlmaster wrote:
At 12/5/11 05:13 PM, Lovebox-5andwich wrote:
Also this thread can die now, I convinced her to let me play using Makakaov's explanation.
At first she disagreed because I said thera instead of tetra, which would be a Dinosaur (and hence the devil)
She should learn history better. Dino's were extinct long before a bunch of totally high guys hallucinating in a desert decided to write a book about power-tripping and keeping people in line with fairy tail bullshit about gods and devils.

No offense to you or your mom, that's just my view on religion.

Jeez! There might be better ways of stating ones opinions without calling differing views bullshit.
Also I noticed this forum has many atheists and also a lot of threads about weed and other drugs so it's kinda not the best attack to accuse the ancients of being high and hallucinating when you are the one admittedly on the stuff.

That being said, my mom is not offended, she forgives you.

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-05 20:33:42 Reply

Tell her to shut the fuck up and bring you a juice box.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-05 22:45:48 Reply

At 12/5/11 03:34 PM, Lovebox-5andwich wrote: "triste" which is spanish for "sad"

"triste" is french. FRENCH MOTHERFUCKER ! DO YOU SPEAK IT ?

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-05 22:56:27 Reply

Holy shit, even Christians and Catholics are allowed to play video-games! Holy fuck! Is your mom somewhat religious in any way?


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-05 23:00:48 Reply

It is french, your mom is still a genius though.

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 21:43:39 Reply

This is so ridiculous... You could try finding a game similar to Tetris.

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 22:11:37 Reply

Just play tetris you pussy


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 22:15:04 Reply

At least when she claims something crazy she also has proof.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 22:16:25 Reply

Yea, well just don't tell her if you switch the letters in "Santa" you can spell "Satan". Have fun at Christmas.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 22:37:52 Reply

At 12/5/11 05:06 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: What the fuck is wrong with you?! That is so fucking wrong!!

Hello little boy.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 23:17:13 Reply

Of course it all makes sense now. A game that addictive can only be the work of Satan.

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-06 23:53:34 Reply

tetris = testir

Testir sounds like the English word "tester" which is someone who tests things. Tests are important challenges that all first world children and young adults undergo to determine their value in society. But because you are the tester, you are above tests and, in fact, administer them to humans lower than yourself in the caste system prescribed by the doctrines of Manifest Destiny - thus you will be highly successful in life meaning that you are blessed by God with a happy and prosperous lot in this otherwise pitiful and dreadful existence. So will these things come to pass if you play Tetris, otherwise you will be damned to be among the subhuman scum who will forever be tested by the "testir".

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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-07 00:02:25 Reply

Play Lumines maybe.


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Response to My mom won't let me play Tetris 2011-12-07 00:26:14 Reply

AWE. D: I'm soory to hear about that, mate.


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