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If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 21:48:12 Reply

What would it be?


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 21:49:08 Reply

Assuming that I'm talking to God directly, I can already infer that he exists. After that, I can only ask, "What do you think of Christians today?"

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 21:51:18 Reply

I like trains, did u?
:D

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 21:51:21 Reply

I would ask God if he had a religion.

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 21:58:13 Reply

But I don't believe in God.

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 21:58:53 Reply

"Why do you hate me?"


I LIKE MONEY

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:04:23 Reply

I would ask him why he is such a hypocrite


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:06:02 Reply

well, according with the religious persons, the atheists are dumb and crazies....
i preferer to be that than a hipocrit

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:06:27 Reply

Why don't you exist?


I'm looking for the guy who puts the "rapist" in "therapist". Because I'm totally not him.

Also, MUSIC!! Check it out 'n stuff. {1}

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:07:17 Reply

At 12/4/11 10:06 PM, Angiki wrote: Why don't you exist?

thumbs up for you sir


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:10:41 Reply

I seem to have some sort of schizophrenic connection, until my medication takes effect. So I decided to relay your questions to God.

What do you think of Christians today?

There is not a solid answer, it is subjective, why would you even ask that?

I like trains, did u?

I think you should shut up.

I would ask God if he had a religion.

No, I do not have one. Religion was put here to control people.

Why do you hate me?

I do not hate you. The reason you asked that is because you feel guilty for what you have done.

I would ask him why he is such a hypocrite

I am not a hypocrite.

Why don't you exist?

If you for holes in something you will find them.


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:12:54 Reply

I am not a hypocrite.

i will resist my urge to start a flame war. but he is a total hypocrite... more so then most if not all people in this world combined


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:17:53 Reply

At 12/4/11 10:12 PM, Jak29 wrote:
I am not a hypocrite.
i will resist my urge to start a flame war. but he is a total hypocrite... more so then most if not all people in this world combined

Elaborate


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:19:57 Reply

Elaborate

i just read that back to myself and realized it.... yea, ignore it


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:22:18 Reply

Elaborate

Oh ho ho, because you did so much to elaborate with some of your godly answers.

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:23:26 Reply

At 12/4/11 10:22 PM, SuperSilver123 wrote:
Elaborate
Oh ho ho, because you did so much to elaborate with some of your godly answers.

hypocrite

You have no question?


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:25:00 Reply

May I have a pizza?

Pepperoni please

Keepin' Calm and Chiving On
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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:27:37 Reply

Just 'cause I get to ask God a question doesn't mean that it will get answered.


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:29:11 Reply

At 12/4/11 10:27 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Just 'cause I get to ask God a question doesn't mean that it will get answered.

Try me.


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:30:15 Reply

"How did you come to exist?"

"Why do you exist?"

"Why did you create the universe?"

"Why are physical things not on the same realm as you are? Why are you a spirit and we are not?"

Things like that.


I was formerly known as "Jedi-Master."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."--Dr. Seuss

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:32:38 Reply

At 12/4/11 10:29 PM, escobargames wrote:
At 12/4/11 10:27 PM, Grammar-Nazi wrote: Just 'cause I get to ask God a question doesn't mean that it will get answered.
Try me.

Escobargames thinks he's god now.
Oh lawd

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:34:42 Reply

Do you like turtles?

the answer is yes....

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:34:42 Reply

At 12/4/11 10:30 PM, Jedi-Master wrote: "How did you come to exist?"

I cam to exist by the spirit world.

"Why do you exist?"

I exist to help my creation.

"Why did you create the universe?"

I am a creator, that is what I do.

"Why are physical things not on the same realm as you are? Why are you a spirit and we are not?"

The physicial realm doesn't exist. Everything is spiritual.

Things like that.

This is my alt btw.


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:39:15 Reply

I would ask god why he didn't grant escobargames the knowledge of how to quote multiple users in a single post before this thread was made.


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:44:35 Reply

I only believe in the Nine Divines


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 22:52:36 Reply

At 12/4/11 10:39 PM, chiefindomer wrote: I would ask god why he didn't grant escobargames the knowledge of how to quote multiple users in a single post before this thread was made.

You try being logical with schizophrenia.


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 23:09:24 Reply

I'd ask him, "Why'd you make the universe, then not take credit nor show your approval or disapproval for the sentient beings in it?"


If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 23:14:04 Reply

Why does it hurt when i shave my pubic area?

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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 23:15:20 Reply

Why are there children on NG?


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Response to If you could ask god a question... 2011-12-04 23:35:56 Reply

At 12/4/11 11:09 PM, SandStar643 wrote: I'd ask him, "Why'd you make the universe, then not take credit nor show your approval or disapproval for the sentient beings in it?"

He has taken credit, its all around you. He has approval, he has created a place called hell, people will go their if they do not except his son.


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