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I refuse to masturbate if my cat is in the room. Creepy bastard.

When they come in I always think they are a person so no, I cover myself up :D

Never. I prefer to masturbate in privacy.

I masterbate infront of my little ponies.

Masturbation is nothing. You wait till you get a girlfriend with a cat, and she will say "it just likes to watch".

yeah... I've also had this problem.
in the past, it was my cats who stared at me. now, it's my dog.
it would be fine if I had a male dog. we could have some fun XD

I refuse to stop masturbating if one of my pets walks into the room. While jacking it with their eyes on you is creepy, it's a he'll of a lot more so when you usher them out for the sole purpose of doing so. "Daddy has to finish, out you go."

I always make sure to kick my cat out.

My dog licked his nuts in front of me, before I cut them off.
I see no difference.

newgrounds, fun for the whole family!

You have some issues bro.

i've done this a bunch of times it doesn't really bother me and he doesn't seem to find it weird either. heck i've shitted with my dog watching me idc

i did one or twice and its awkward :D

sometimes i masturbate On my pets

My dog likes to walk in on me; so I stop when she's around.

What happens when your pounding the flounder and your dog starts licking your balls and your junk? Surprised no one has thought of this...

My fish is right next to my computer, but I dont think it understands at all for very good reason.

I don't suppose masturbating while other beasts are watching should be a bad idea, it's not like they would care. It's not a bad idea until your pets had a negative reaction watching you masturbate.

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At 12/4/11 03:12 PM, Gagsy wrote: I suddenly feel weird that my dog is generally on my bed while I am..

This just in: Gagsy masturbates in her bed when her dog is there.

At 12/4/11 11:16 PM, Finalfina wrote:

At 12/4/11 03:12 PM, Gagsy wrote: I suddenly feel weird that my dog is generally on my bed while I am..

This just in: Gagsy masturbates in her bed when her dog is there.

Bow chika wow wow.

I'd never do that

not even to see the innocent non-understanding face of my cat as I do it

I'd be too afraid my cat would see my dangly balls and swipe at them

also I've never masturbated before (I think I will one day but I'm uncircumcised so my penis is sensitive, I may need lube)

At 12/4/11 11:40 PM, Nein wrote:

At 12/4/11 11:16 PM, Finalfina wrote:

At 12/4/11 03:12 PM, Gagsy wrote: I suddenly feel weird that my dog is generally on my bed while I am..

This just in: Gagsy masturbates in her bed when her dog is there.

Bow chika wow wow.

:(

I regret nothing.

Come here dog.

Damn that's hot

Why is it that so many people misspell "masturbate"?

I try to avoid masturbating in front of animals.

At 12/5/11 07:50 AM, tally1989 wrote: When ever I whip out my cock and my cat is in my room, it automatically turns around and walks out of the room.

HA.. HA.. HAAAAA