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At 12/3/11 05:30 PM, Squidbit wrote:At 12/3/11 02:57 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I want Shauna's tits as punching bags.This but minus the punching bags part.
i would have myself the crappiest little ol' shack. on the outside, a mere shack.
inside however, is an elevator that will take you to my underground network - and that is where the fun begins! essentially a mansion underground, complete with a tennis court, movie theater, gourmet kitchen, music room and all that jazz. that would be my home.
THIS WORLD IS MADE OF LOVE AND PEACE!
Id want uncomfortable yet expensive designer furniture. Like a unfunctional couch with armwrests that make your arms hurt and leather surfaces that you have to peel your skin off of on hot days
A vast hermetic vault which consists of many rooms, equppied with concealed yet noticeable cameras broadcasting it directly from every angle to my computer. And in the first room there's a clown puppet laughing.
"What seest thou else. In the dark backward and abysm of time?"
A marble porch with quarter circle stairs on either side of a water fall that flows into a small pool set into the porch (more of a giant walkway). The pool is all natural stone with a retractable walkway that leads under the waterfall. Inside the waterfall would be my car showroom/garage with an underground road that leads to a mechanics garage.
I can't say a hot tub, because that's really not part of the house per se. I guess I would want it to have two stories. Being so rich, I could probably just add another story if I really wanted to. Maybe I'd do something like take all the areas for TV and computers that I would need. Or maybe I would build a special recreation room for myself and/or my pet cat(s). I can't imagine it being different than where I live now.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
I would Build my house like an old Gothic cathedral, except with a low amount of windows, and I would have a huge and complex labyrinth with a room at it's center built underneath it. (and of course I would have the only map/key)
“You only live twice: Once when you're born, and once when you look death in the face.”