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Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:01 AM Reply

A poem to our favouououuritee mod, Mamuateuquilau. Godu fucking blesus her. In The Fauce.

Bitch you owe me $8.56 pay up fucker. Umen. Fock. In the Uce Fourt. NotNig Uwes me.

(it rhymes, just doesn't translates well)

Threaf Threaf Threaf


At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:15 AM Reply

After enough shots
My intelligence dazzles
Others are jealous


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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:18 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 02:15 AM, STEM wrote: After enough shots
My intelligence dazzles
Others are jealous

Speaking in haiku?
Something I can get behind.
I'm a bit drunk too.


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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:20 AM Reply

I got a cold beer
it is very refreshing
it quenches my thirst.


If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:21 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 02:20 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: I got a cold beer
it is very refreshing
it quenches my thirst.

JAMIE MY FAVRIT CANADIEN

(MercatorMap)

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:28 AM Reply

I got some vodka
It burns so good down my throat
and destroys all doubt

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:29 AM Reply

Five Six Toilet
Those Buns owe me She had Dr0kn face
Not Nig Points and taunts

(not translating well still. Ill email Josh to get this all cleared up and un-canuck-hiacoon-aasized)


At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:30 AM Reply

the bird dives
through the cloud
soundless above the earth


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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:36 AM Reply

White women say 'Hey'
I reply with a smile 'Hey'
I raped their mothers

#HORRORHAIKU

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 03:01 AM Reply

God damn cunts butt fuffs
Missing is not. Fuck that. Dumb Bench.
Haha bench, SCOOFFFF.


At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 06:13 AM Reply

these circlejerk threads
become rather fatiguing
but i post again


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 06:21 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 06:13 AM, phrozonfire wrote: these circlejerk threads
become rather fatiguing
but i post again

This ain't no jerk fest.
Slam shut your noisy talk hole.
Fuck you and your ax.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 09:50 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 02:01 AM, altr wrote: A poem to our favouououuritee mod, Mamuateuquilau. Godu fucking blesus her. In The Fauce.

Bitch you owe me $8.56 pay up fucker. Umen. Fock. In the Uce Fourt. NotNig Uwes me.

(it rhymes, just doesn't translates well)

YOU ARE DEAD TO US ALL FOR MISSING BEERBQFEST!


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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 11:21 AM Reply

i need a beer now
but i have no money here
this makes me quite sad.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:57 PM Reply

I have no idea
What this thread is all about
Maybe I'm just dumb


I dare you, I doubledare you to click this image.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:02 PM Reply

This thread was likely
Much funnier and witty
Late in the evening


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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 09:40 PM Reply

*unzips*

Not for nothing, just sayin'.

Carry on, blah blah whatever the fuck.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 09:42 PM Reply

Right what's all this then


At 12/16/11 12:04 AM, Luis wrote:
: i like all the masturbation threads i know more about myself than i ever would if it wasnt for newgrounds.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 11:02 PM Reply

I don't liike haikus
they always end up being
so random firetruck


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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 11:08 PM Reply

You drunks sicken me
adhere to the teachings of
the straight edge movement


welcum 2 da teem shieky

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 11:16 PM Reply

Syllables are cool
This line has seven of them
And this line has five.

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 11:23 PM Reply

What is a haiku?
Is it five, seven, then five?
I'm always confused.


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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 11:58 PM Reply

Poetry, my home
Like a warm pregnant pussy
I fucking shred it

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Response to Threaf Threaf Threaf Dec. 3rd, 2011 @ 05:21 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 09:34 PM, mamatequila wrote:
*shakes fist*

in 09 i had
smacked your hosser ass plate, batch
PM details get

BTW napkins
On my desk to wipe my ass
Natty shits are =(


At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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