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Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:27 AM Reply

So apparently I am going to Australia and New Zealand for two weeks.

I want a list of the most horrible things that could happen to me there before I actually venture out. Please...make me tremble.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:35 AM Reply

Only reason you'd shit your pants in New Zealand is from the sheer amazement of seeing such a wide variety of unique and rare species of animals, perhaps with a chance of sighting a hobbit.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:38 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 01:35 AM, Chumbawamba wrote:

Only reason you'd shit your pants in New Zealand is from the sheer amazement of seeing such a wide variety of unique and rare species of animals, perhaps with a chance of sighting a KEVIN SORBO.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:39 AM Reply

The Box Jellyfish (also known as a Sea Wasp) is a very dangerous creature that inhabits Australian waters. The Jellyfish has extreme toxins present on its tentacles, which when in contact with a human, can stop cardio-respiratory functions in as little as three minutes. This jellyfish is responsible for more deaths in Australian than Snakes, Sharks and Salt Water Crocodiles.

The Irukandji Jellyfish inhabits Northen Australian waters. This is a deadly jellyfish, which is only 2.5 cenimetres in diameter, which makes it very hard to spot in the water.

The Saltwater Crocodile has been reported to grow to lengths of 7 metres!, but the average size of a Saltwater Crocodile is 4 metres long. They are the world's largest reptile and are found on the northern coast of Australia and inland for up to 100 kms or more. They can crush your skull without even trying.

The Taipan is a large, fast, and highly venomous snake often found throughout Australia. The Taipan has the most toxic venom out of all the species worldwide, has a dark brown color and is often found in sugar fields where it hunts for rats.

Another serious threat for those that wish to explore the waters of Australia is the blue-ringed octopus - one of the most toxic sea creatures in the world found off the coast of Australia, New Guinea, Indonesia, and the Philippines. Even though the octopus is only the size of a golf ball, there is no known antidote for its powerful venom. It causes motor paralysis, eventually leading to cardiac arrest.

Known as the most venomous fish in the world, the stone fish lives on the bottom of the reefs, camouflaged as a rock. It lives above the Tropic of Capricorn but can be found in the Queensland Great Barrier Reef as well. It's venom comes from the dorsal area, that is lined with 13 spines, causing shock, paralysis and tissue death depending on the severity of the sting. First aid consists of immobilizing the venom by bandaging the affected area then applying a hot compress. The pain is said to be so excruciating that it leads to amputating the affected limb.

Known as one of Australia's most deadly creatures, the Brown snake has a venom which quickly kills if it goes untreated. Even young snakes are capable of delivering a fatal bite to humans.

The Great White Shark can be found in great numbers on the southern coasts of Australia and, even though they have often been depicted as fatal to humans, they do not target them as a prey. Many of the attacks we're not fatal, the shark only performing test-biting, out of curiosity.

The darkly colored spiders resembling tarantulas have fangs and chelicerae with ample venom glands, that can even penetrate fingernails or shoes. They can be found in the eastern coast of Australia, New South Wales, Victoria or Queensland.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:42 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 01:39 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: have fun!

Sounds like a regular day in Arizona to me. Minus the water and more land creatures.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:47 AM Reply

Totally reaching here but...

Every time you travel by airplane especially to other countries you run the risk of contracting and spreading a virus where people of that country or your native country haven't developed any immunity towards. To make this even more frightening some viruses can incubate for up to five years so you could feel perfectly healthy when in fact your spreading a viscous virus.

Next, traveling also increases your chances of picking up bed bugs since baggage sits right next to each other for a long time.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:51 AM Reply

new zealand has ranked 5th, 4th, and 5th in the last three years for most reported rapes.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 01:52 AM Reply

The Redback spider (Latrodectus hasselti) is a potentially dangerous spider endemic to Australia. It is a member of the genus Latrodectus, or widow family of spiders, which are found throughout the world. The female is easily recognisable by her black body with a prominent red stripe on the upper side (i.e. the back) of her abdomen. Females have a body length of about a centimetre while the male is smaller, being only 3 to 4 millimetres long. The Redback spider is one of few arachnids which display sexual cannibalism while mating.

Redbacks are considered one of the most dangerous spiders in Australia.[1] The Redback spider has a neurotoxic venom which is toxic to humans with bites causing severe pain. There is an antivenom for Redback bites which is commercially available.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:07 AM Reply

You could stub your toe, or worse, hit your shin on the coffee table!


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:27 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 01:47 AM, ih8dude wrote:
Next, traveling also increases your chances of picking up bed bugs since baggage sits right next to each other for a long time.

Well you're just boring.

At 12/1/11 01:51 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: new zealand has ranked 5th, 4th, and 5th in the last three years for most reported rapes.

I haven't gotten laid in forever.

At 12/1/11 01:52 AM, jonathanfis wrote:
Wikipedia

We have that here in Arizona. Yawn.

At 12/1/11 02:07 AM, MrRager wrote: You could stub your toe, or worse, hit your shin on the coffee table!

FUCK. I BRUISE EASILY TOO. *cry*


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:31 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 02:27 AM, Shauna wrote: Well you're just boring.

Hey! Fuck you! Here's something to shit your pants about, I know where you're going to be and I'm going to whoop yo ass.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:34 AM Reply

You might get a disease that actually causes you to shit yourself regularly

Like dysentary or judaisim

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:35 AM Reply

I don't know about those places but if you want to shit your pants, do not take a shit during your journey, and you'll shit your pants eventually.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:36 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 02:34 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: You might get a disease that actually causes you to shit yourself regularly

Like dysentary or judaisim

Gobble makes an excellent point.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:37 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 02:31 AM, ih8dude wrote:
Hey! Fuck you! Here's something to shit your pants about, I know where you're going to be and I'm going to whoop yo ass.

I welcome you to try.

At 12/1/11 02:34 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: You might get a disease that actually causes you to shit yourself regularly

Like dysentary or judaisim

There's a weight loss plan!


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:38 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 02:37 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 12/1/11 02:34 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: You might get a disease that actually causes you to shit yourself regularly

Like dysentary or judaisim
There's a weight loss plan!

U keep losin weight u gonna vanish into thin air

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:51 AM Reply

My Australian friend has a lot of run ins with the homeless natives, had one stalk him back to his house and stand outside his window with a knife.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 03:28 AM Reply

Watch out for the indigenous Maori people of the land. They're often hiding in bushes, completely naked, waiting for passers-by they can strike down with their spears.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 03:29 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 03:28 AM, PyroGreg wrote: Watch out for the indigenous Maori people of the land. They're often hiding in bushes, completely naked, waiting for passers-by they can strike down with their spears.

This is New Zealand I'm talking about of course. Forgot to mention that.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 03:33 AM Reply

At 12/1/11 02:38 AM, Gobblemeister wrote:
At 12/1/11 02:37 AM, Shauna wrote:
There's a weight loss plan!
U keep losin weight u gonna vanish into thin air

That would be the most EPIC magic show ever, but it'll only be 1 act. Still would cause a great buzz.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 06:26 AM Reply

In melbourne wake up at 9:00am on a saturday get shitfaced

its perfectly normal

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 06:51 AM Reply

New Zealand has Shortland Street, and Australia has Home & Away and Neighbours. There's a chance you'll end up watching these wretched shows.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 07:02 AM Reply

Australia is where Cthulhu lives.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 09:34 AM Reply

Australia= box jellyfish dingos that i'll eat ya other animals that might possibly kill you sharks etc

new zealand hell if i know


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 12:32 PM Reply

At 12/1/11 01:39 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: The pain is said to be so excruciating that it leads to amputating the affected limb.

Bitch, please. And that's only with one bite--where there's one ant, there are bound to be many more.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 12:35 PM Reply

At 12/1/11 12:32 PM, Chumbawamba wrote:
At 12/1/11 01:39 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: The pain is said to be so excruciating that it leads to amputating the affected limb.
Bitch, please. And that's only with one bite--where there's one ant, there are bound to be many more.

I've read about those bugs on cracked.com, they are a ritual or something in South America. The young men place their arms in sleeves filled with those ants and keep them on for 10 hours or some time like that, I forgot how long they do it.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 12:49 PM Reply

There are dingoes there.

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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 02:18 PM Reply

Vegemite.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 10:12 PM Reply

At 12/1/11 12:49 PM, MaartenC wrote: There are dingoes there.

We have coyotes here, what on Earth is the difference?

At 12/1/11 06:26 AM, walterwagner wrote: In melbourne wake up at 9:00am on a saturday get shitfaced

its perfectly normal

I don't drink.

At 12/1/11 03:29 AM, PyroGreg wrote:
This is New Zealand I'm talking about of course. Forgot to mention that.

I haven't had sex in awhile, so it's cool bro.

At 12/1/11 01:39 PM, Ejit wrote: Surely Americans don't shit their pants, they shit their stupid underpants or whatever.

HAHA YOU JUST ADMITTED YOUR LANGUAGE IS WRONG

I don't wear underpants.

At 12/1/11 01:48 PM, Addict wrote: Laxatives and large amounts of greasy mexican food works great as a mixture.

You'll be shitting for days.

Glad I could help.

I live in Arizona sir, I encounter those combinations every day.


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Response to Make Me Shit My Pants Dec. 1st, 2011 @ 10:26 PM Reply

Date rape drugs.