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Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:39:53 Reply

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This guy in Utah was stuck in quicksand for 8 FUCKING HOURS. In my opinion, that quicksand was not very quick. But, then I got to thinking, what would I be doing during that 8 hours? I really couldn't figure it out. I think I might be bargaining with death for a little then I'd go insane. Or maybe I'd just jack off.

I'd probably just jack off.

But, what would you do in those 8 hours?

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:43:38 Reply

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:44:52 Reply

At 11/26/11 02:39 PM, Andre wrote:
I'd probably just jack off.

You'd jack it in quicksand? Good luck with that.

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:45:46 Reply

I dunno man, I guess I would sink

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:45:56 Reply

At 11/26/11 02:44 PM, Joel-Gruesome wrote:
You'd jack it in quicksand? Good luck with that.

Well, for at least the first 2 hours it would be out of the sand...sooo....

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:46:11 Reply

i just tried waxing my ass and big mistake i feel a bit like that guy peeling sticky shit out my asshole 2 hrs

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:47:10 Reply

At 11/26/11 02:44 PM, Joel-Gruesome wrote:
At 11/26/11 02:39 PM, Andre wrote:
I'd probably just jack off.
You'd jack it in quicksand? Good luck with that.

i think it'd feel quite nice. the smooth, moist texture of a mud mixture all over my shaft and phallus


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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:48:24 Reply

At 11/26/11 02:47 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: i think it'd feel quite nice. the smooth, moist texture of a mud mixture all over my shaft and phallus

I like the way you think...I like the way you think.

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:58:36 Reply

Stuck in there for 8 hours? Must have been real patient to not move that much.


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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 14:59:21 Reply

I would EAT MY WAY OUT!


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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 16:11:00 Reply

At 11/26/11 02:47 PM, InnerChild548 wrote:
At 11/26/11 02:44 PM, Joel-Gruesome wrote:
At 11/26/11 02:39 PM, Andre wrote:
I'd probably just jack off.
You'd jack it in quicksand? Good luck with that.
i think it'd feel quite nice. the smooth, moist texture of a mud mixture all over my shaft and phallus

i dont thick i'd feel nice. its sand... like, sand paper... ever tried to jack off with sand paper? i swear to you, by the time you'd want to finish, have your dick will be sanded off, and the rest would be raw.

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 16:36:35 Reply

I would probably just try to sort out alogrithms in my head or something. It reminds me of this urban legend about this guy who's trapped for years so to keep himself from going insane he plays golf in his head and when he's released his golf game has improved. That would probably be the most entertaining thing I can think of. Maybe you could discover the cure for cancer. I mean, you'd certainly have a lot time to do it.


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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 16:46:23 Reply

At 11/26/11 04:36 PM, Ericho wrote: when he's released his golf game has improved.

That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. I want that to be true.

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 17:49:56 Reply

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 18:05:51 Reply

I thought being locked in the toilet for the whole of lunch break was bad after some arseholes pushed me in there. The handle had broken off so there was no way of getting out.


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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 19:47:59 Reply

At 11/26/11 02:39 PM, Andre wrote: [Link to Article]
Or maybe I'd just jack off.

I'd probably just jack off.
But, what would you do in those 8 hours?

You beat me to what I was going to say

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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 19:58:35 Reply

I'd probably start crying and frantically praying, telling God that the whole agnostic thing was just a joke.


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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 20:18:07 Reply

"I'm getting help man. Stay there."


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Response to Stuck In Quicksand For 8 Hours. 2011-11-26 20:48:44 Reply

At 11/26/11 02:45 PM, saqwert wrote: I dunno man, I guess I would sink

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