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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 07:13 PM Reply

At 11/26/11 01:36 PM, Scintillating wrote:
At 11/26/11 01:22 PM, Timchik wrote:
At 11/26/11 01:20 PM, NiKva wrote:
At 11/26/11 12:58 PM, Robsterman wrote: ...And see two gay people fucking eachother.

What do you do?
Hit them with my bat.
Newgrounds is no place for homophobic asstards.
It's not homophobic, it's a normal response to two complete strangers breaking into your house and fucking in your bed.

that does seem pretty rude on their parts...
personally, I'd probably ask them to leave.
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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 07:21 PM Reply

Gouge out my eyes with rusty spoon.

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 07:21 PM Reply

Lay on my bed and sleep: I'm too tired to give a fuck.


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 08:04 PM Reply

I would just tell them to clean up afterwards.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 08:30 PM Reply

Join in the fun.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 08:35 PM Reply

I wake up

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 08:44 PM Reply

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 08:46 PM Reply

At 11/26/11 07:21 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Lay on my bed and sleep: I'm too tired to give a fuck.

It'd be pretty hard to sleep on top of two naked dudes.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 08:59 PM Reply

I'd make a thread about it on Newgrounds. Then I would go in the other room and play videogames.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:01 PM Reply

Tell them tersely to get out.

I then wash my bedding.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:04 PM Reply

i would first say "how in the name of the Xel'Naga did you get past the turrets?!"

then i would either throw them out the window or kill them.

then sterilize my room

and the rest of my base

then check the turrets for any programming errors

then fix the goddamn turrets


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:09 PM Reply

leave the room and play skyrim


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:10 PM Reply

At 11/26/11 01:40 PM, Xgsniper wrote:
It's not homophobic, it's a normal response to two complete strangers breaking into your house and fucking in your bed.
But i guarantee you wouldn't do that if it were two hot lesbians instead.

By that logic, you could never get mad at anyone.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:13 PM Reply

Burn it all, just everything.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:22 PM Reply

HA! This actually happened to me my sophmore year of college. Only instead of walking in on two gay guys fucking, I was already in the room when the fucking started, climaxed, and ended. And no it wasn't me, it was my roommate and his lover at the time.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:27 PM Reply

Calmly leave the room, walk to my garage to grab either my gun or my baseball bat.....Then I ask them if they want to go shooting or play baseball.

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:35 PM Reply

Ask them why the fuck they broke into my room to have gay sex instead of having it in one of their respective rooms. Then I call the cops.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 09:39 PM Reply

"Those were $100 bedsheets, you filthy queers."


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 10:26 PM Reply

At 11/26/11 01:33 PM, NiKva wrote:
At 11/26/11 01:22 PM, Timchik wrote:
At 11/26/11 01:20 PM, NiKva wrote:
At 11/26/11 12:58 PM, Robsterman wrote: ...And see two gay people fucking eachother.

What do you do?
Hit them with my bat.
Newgrounds is no place for homophobic asstards.
My room, my rules.

I would do the same, purely because, there are two random fuckers on my bed.

If it were two nice looking women however...


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 10:27 PM Reply

Kick them out and increase the security of my house?

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 10:27 PM Reply

At 11/26/11 08:46 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:
At 11/26/11 07:21 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Lay on my bed and sleep: I'm too tired to give a fuck.
It'd be pretty hard to sleep on top of two naked dudes.

Why do you say that? My girlfriend does it all the time.

Oh wait...

Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 11:49 PM Reply

Ask them if they want anything to eat.

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 11:52 PM Reply

join in on an open hole

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 26th, 2011 @ 11:54 PM Reply

Tell them to get the hell out of my house or I start swinging at them with a crowbar. After, call the cops.

Unless they're my friends, then I tell them to get the hell out of my house or I start swinging at them with a crowbar.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 27th, 2011 @ 12:13 AM Reply

Call 3333 to get campus security to come and remove the weirdos who broke into my room and/or flat and/or block to have sex in someone else's bed.


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 27th, 2011 @ 12:35 AM Reply

I'd tape it, and market it as gay porn, and somehow luckily tap into a very exclusive multi billion dollar industry. With my life forever changed, where I can invest the blingage into all sorts of avenues....


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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 27th, 2011 @ 12:48 AM Reply

this is easy....i wait till they are doing doggy, then i impale them both with my pulsating meat bat. and fuck them both at the same time.


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 27th, 2011 @ 12:50 AM Reply

If they were two cute gay guys then I woul join in on the fun and have them preform some awesome double penetration action on me!

If they were to cute gay girls I would get them to suck me dick at the same time, then I would fuck the cuter one and have the other give me a rimjob.

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 27th, 2011 @ 01:34 AM Reply

Well it's obviously two of my bitches.
I'd eat the clean ones ass out.

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Response to You walk into your room... Nov. 27th, 2011 @ 03:02 AM Reply

Record it.

Make millions on the pornography market.


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