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Tell them tersely to get out.
I then wash my bedding.
At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.
i would first say "how in the name of the Xel'Naga did you get past the turrets?!"
then i would either throw them out the window or kill them.
then sterilize my room
and the rest of my base
then check the turrets for any programming errors
then fix the goddamn turrets
My life for Aiur, Cynofrax, The Aura, Mobius, the Xel'Naga, those kinds of things.
At 11/26/11 01:40 PM, Xgsniper wrote:It's not homophobic, it's a normal response to two complete strangers breaking into your house and fucking in your bed.But i guarantee you wouldn't do that if it were two hot lesbians instead.
By that logic, you could never get mad at anyone.
My beautiful music!
HA! This actually happened to me my sophmore year of college. Only instead of walking in on two gay guys fucking, I was already in the room when the fucking started, climaxed, and ended. And no it wasn't me, it was my roommate and his lover at the time.
Calmly leave the room, walk to my garage to grab either my gun or my baseball bat.....Then I ask them if they want to go shooting or play baseball.
At 11/26/11 01:33 PM, NiKva wrote:At 11/26/11 01:22 PM, Timchik wrote:My room, my rules.At 11/26/11 01:20 PM, NiKva wrote:Newgrounds is no place for homophobic asstards.At 11/26/11 12:58 PM, Robsterman wrote: ...And see two gay people fucking eachother.Hit them with my bat.
What do you do?
I would do the same, purely because, there are two random fuckers on my bed.
If it were two nice looking women however...
At 11/26/11 08:46 PM, Sense-Offender wrote:At 11/26/11 07:21 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Lay on my bed and sleep: I'm too tired to give a fuck.It'd be pretty hard to sleep on top of two naked dudes.
Why do you say that? My girlfriend does it all the time.
Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.
Tell them to get the hell out of my house or I start swinging at them with a crowbar. After, call the cops.
Unless they're my friends, then I tell them to get the hell out of my house or I start swinging at them with a crowbar.
The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.
Call 3333 to get campus security to come and remove the weirdos who broke into my room and/or flat and/or block to have sex in someone else's bed.
I'd tape it, and market it as gay porn, and somehow luckily tap into a very exclusive multi billion dollar industry. With my life forever changed, where I can invest the blingage into all sorts of avenues....
At 4/22/09 12:38 AM, MultiCanimefan wrote: Raped by hongkong. NEXT.
Yeah, that was one champion of a post, wasn't it? -Zerok
this is easy....i wait till they are doing doggy, then i impale them both with my pulsating meat bat. and fuck them both at the same time.
End of Line.
If they were two cute gay guys then I woul join in on the fun and have them preform some awesome double penetration action on me!
If they were to cute gay girls I would get them to suck me dick at the same time, then I would fuck the cuter one and have the other give me a rimjob.
act like one of the wird guys from the orignal texas chain saw massacer and say " don't move You gona make the best meat pies this stae has ever sean"lock the door soo they can't get out and star tha lawn mower then breack my window with a hamer so they can get out , fanly call the cops about to people streacking throgh a quit suburban nabour houd yell like they where on lsd or some shit (no body fucks in my rom)
At 11/27/11 12:50 AM, SexualEmo wrote: If they were two cute gay girls I would get them to suck me dick at the same time, then I would fuck the cuter one and have the other give me a rimjob.
you're aware that if they're gay, then there's a good chance that they wouldn't be interested o.o
a lot of people here seem to be making that mistake... when did all of Newgrounds become rapists?