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Toast with honey's probably my best idea.

one time i left a banana in the microwave for about 4 min and added honey
it was actually pretty good

This thread is awesome.

Anyway my recipe for a nasty omelette that I made, I don't know why I made this tbh....

Chopped dry apricots.
2 Eggs (whisked)
A small cup of orange juice.

Pour all into a pan and heat.

It was disgusting, for something made of so few ingredients i couldn't believe how bad it tasted and smelt. I ended up putting the contents in a carrier bag and throwing it over the fence to the Church car park next door.

I just made a fantastic steak sandwich myself.
It was pretty basic, just sliced - up left over steak, yellow ("American", if you're not from North America) mustard, Pepper Plant brand hot pepper sauce, something from called "Honey Garlic Dip & Grill Sauce", a dash of salt, all stacked up on a hoagie roll and microwaved till the cheese melted to the bread.

Try it, if you haven't. It's freaking delicious.

I invented the Glenn Wad.

penicorn sperm
luis' left testicle

yum.

Best fucking eggs ever.

Things you will need (just figured this out, didn't take measurements when I was making it):

Two eggs.
A few slices of ham. I used some spiral cut ham from Christmas that I had frozen.
Seasoned salt.
Butter.
A handful of tortilla chips.
"Italian mix shredded cheese." It's basically a mix of Parmesan and Romano.
Shredded sharp cheddar cheese.

How to cook it the fuck up:

1. Heat stove and frying pan with butter to medium heat.

2. Cook ham until almost burned and put on a plate for later.

3. Add more butter to the pan.

4. Add two eggs.

5. Add a handful of both types of cheese.

6. Cook eggs about halfway.

7. Add ham and a generous amount of seasoned salt.

8. When eggs are almost done cooking, crunch up a handful of tortilla chips and add to eggs.

9. Finish cooking and eat the tasty motherfucker.

Peanut Butter
Honey
Nutella
Marshmallow Fluff

Stoner Sammich ^_^

Spunk in a cup.

-One cup.
-Some spunk.

Mix for spunk in a cup.

I want some Ramen noodle (not the cup) recipes. The seasoning is simply not enough. Even anthrax didn't make it better, as it killed the Mouse i fed it to. Probably from how bad it taste..
Newground's chef, lets see what cha got.

i have two i made up & have tried.

recipe:
soba noodles
ramen noodles(dont use the flavor package)
put beef or perhaps shrimp after you drain the water seasoning is optional i don't really like seasoning or spices.

another one is
recipe:
make a cheese pizza and then the macaroni
poor like two boxes of macaroni over the cheese pizza (it has to be cheese crust too for the cheese overload to work!

then maybe some love or some hate maybe even some poison and fat.

1. Take hot dogs.
2. Boil.
3. Cut into pieces.
4. Insert uncooked spaghetti into hotdog chunks.
5. Freeze.
6. Boil.

Best Ramen of your life.

Take two packages out, chicken and beef.
Take flavoring out of package and crush noodles.
Cook the noodles in water till the water just starts to mildly boil.
Drain the noodles.
Leave a very tad bit of water still in the pot.
Apply the flavorings.
Add some spray "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" the more the tastier.(Not healthier)
Tilt the pot a bit.
Mix all that shit up.
Serve.
Orgasm at how good it tastes.

A recipe for the crappiest nachos:
Tostito's corn chips
Shredded cheese

spread chips on plate

Pour cheese over chips

Microwave for fifteen to twenty-five seconds

take out and enjoy

put some cheese and bacon in a pan and fry it, then add more cheese and bacon and fry that, put it on some fried toast and re-fry the whole thing.

Swamp water

- Coke
- Pepsi
- Ginger Ale
- Dr. Pepper
- Crush orange
- Crush Grape
- Crush Lime
- Crush Cream Soda
- Lemonade
- Root Beer

Trust me, It's fucking delicious.

I was thinking of making a similar thread a while back..

Anyways, a really, really good snack for whenever:

1- Cut baguette bread into slices
2- Crumble feta cheese on top
3- put in microwave 20 seconds (more if the cheese is still firm)
4- Put a tablespoon of tomato sauce on the cheese bread melts.

Mmmmm.

Tortilla Chips and Yogurt. Thank me later.

chicken legs and thigh

mustard+bbq sauce+This certain type od seasooning sauce(vietnemese )+black pepper mix it all together dip chicken peice in the mix and if you seasme seed oil put in the frying pan then fry

good with steam rice

Mozzarella, some toast bread, butter, onion, mashed garlic, salami/bacon/some ham and chilli.
butter bread up, add lots of mozzarella, cut onion into rings, add mashed garlic clove, some chilli, then ham, cover it with another bread slice, and grill it 'till it's crispy.

From new years party:
farfalle with creamy crab-tomato sauce

essentialy:
fresh crab meat
scallion
ginger
garlic
pealed diced fresh tomato
white wine vinegar
mascarpone cheese

and farfalle

Trial of something complicated turned into a giant success somehow.

I was the guy that invented putting M&M's in muffins

I invented a recipe combining every single food together, like hamburgers, pizza,french fries, etc., in one.

Never tried it, but I don't think it would taste very satisfying.

Not really a recipe, but I put peanut butter on my hamburgers.

It tastes damn good.