Who do you love more...

[Falonefal]

Your mommy or your daddy? Drop the "I love them both equally"-done to death routine and just give the fucking answer.

I love my mommy more cause my daddy is an uptight narcissistic piece of shit who thinks that everybody owes him, stupid piece of cocksucking shit.

[BritishGamer]

Mommy. I didn't come out of daddy's vagina.

[iateamexican]

My dad has been acting like a dick to basically everyone in our family over the past few months, because his life isn't perfect.
My mum hates the house we live in and wants to move out but we haven't got the money, she's got shitload so of work and so is really stressed, I'm struggling with a shitty failing college education and little to no chance of the future I want, my sister is at a pretty high risk of losing her job and has basically nothing to do without it, and my dad acts like he has it worse than everyone.
So, my mum.

[BlackEyedPeas]

My dad is funny, yet my my mom drives me up too school, and gets us money.

Hard choice.

[Yert]

mom

[Falonefal]

At 11/23/11 09:15 PM, iateamexican wrote: stuff

This actually made me sympathize.

I really, really need to slip.

[nitroexsplosion]

i wuv my mommy so vewy mush!

I would die for her.
My dad wasn't really there for me, nor involved in my life that much, but he still cares about me, but my mom, she would get me anything if it was within her budget.

[TheGrim]

Hate them both, they are both narrow minded fuckfaces that want me to be the perfect model citizen for a teenager. If they weren't fucking loaded rich then I would've ran away a LONG time ago, but in this world nowadays, money is power.

[Lojinkz]

My dad is a bit of an ass sometimes, and he cares about money way too much. Definitely my mommeh.

[IdiLogicSavant]

My father has been dead since 93 and I have a lot of hate for my mother. She grew up in a stressful house, and had a hard time with her mother as well and then continued the cycle. I got a lot of nice things when i was a kid but i hated being in my house a lot. It was always a warzone no matter how young i was or how old i got.

[SaltshakerClock]

Mom.

My dad used to go on business trips as a kid and we were never really close. I don't hate him or anything, we just aren't close in any sense of the term.

[SCTE3]

My father since I've lived with him all my life and never knew my mother.

[sqweebel]

Sounds like you have issues

[Falonefal]

At 11/23/11 09:19 PM, TheGrim wrote: Hate them both, they are both narrow minded fuckfaces that want me to be the perfect model citizen for a teenager. If they weren't fucking loaded rich then I would've ran away a LONG time ago, but in this world nowadays, money is power.

Ahhhh, I love immorality.

[Mizzjuicyflava]

I love them both. But If I had to pick, It would be my mama because we are so close.

[TheGrim]

At 11/23/11 09:23 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 11/23/11 09:19 PM, TheGrim wrote: Hate them both, they are both narrow minded fuckfaces that want me to be the perfect model citizen for a teenager. If they weren't fucking loaded rich then I would've ran away a LONG time ago, but in this world nowadays, money is power.

Ahhhh, I love immorality.

Good for you, but noone gives a shit. As my grandfather, who was a hardass to the definition, would've said to that- "Fuck your morals, this is America."

[Falonefal]

At 11/23/11 09:26 PM, TheGrim wrote:

At 11/23/11 09:23 PM, Falonefal wrote: Ahhhh, I love immorality.

Good for you, but noone gives a shit. As my grandfather, who was a hardass to the definition, would've said to that- "Fuck your morals, this is America."

It's ironic because I wasn't being sarcastic.

[TheGrim]

At 11/23/11 09:27 PM, Falonefal wrote:

At 11/23/11 09:26 PM, TheGrim wrote:

At 11/23/11 09:23 PM, Falonefal wrote: Ahhhh, I love immorality.

Good for you, but noone gives a shit. As my grandfather, who was a hardass to the definition, would've said to that- "Fuck your morals, this is America."

It's ironic because I wasn't being sarcastic.

You think I care?

[FaIonefaI]

At 11/23/11 09:29 PM, TheGrim wrote:

You think I care?

You think I care?

Stupid 4 posts limit.

[Jester]

My dad works, is incredibly friendly, and is funny, though he can be kind of scary the very few times he gets legitimately pissed. My mom is usually pretty nice and works hard to cook every night, but she didn't have much sympathy when I was upset as a little kid, though it actually usually ended up making me more of a man. Like in 2nd grade I didn't want to play kickball because I was afraid i'd miss the ball and be embarrassed, so she told me to man up, and I did.

Decisions decisions.

[TheBlueRaven]

I love the mothership most of all.

[sweet21]

My mom because my dad left when I was 4.

[Falonefal]

The score is about 8-2 for the Mommeh.

Problem, dad?

[AlphaCentauri]

Frued would most likely not be surprised by the the answeres in this thread.

Also, my mom, I'm sure most males will say this.

[MoriChax]

My mom forever.

[Falonefal]

Dads really need to become cooler.

[GiantDouche]

lol i love my dad so i actually do like both of my parents equally. you guys should see a therapist or something.

[Falonefal]

At 11/23/11 10:25 PM, GiantDouche wrote: lol i love my dad so i actually do like both of my parents equally. you guys should see a therapist or something.

Alright you are captured by an evil supervillain and so are your parents, he will let you go with only one of the parents, who do you choose, if you don't - everybody dies.

[Scintillating]

Well now we can officially say Newgrounds is full of momma's-boys. Wow.

My mom is a nagger, and won't shut her face for one fucking second.

[catgirl9111]

My mum hates the house we live in and wants to move out but we haven't got the money, she's got shitload so of work and so is really stressed, I'm struggling with a shitty failing college education and little to no chance of the future I want, my sister is at a pretty high risk of losing her job and has basically nothing to do without it, and my dad acts like he has it worse than everyone.
So, my mum.

that's not so bad.

i have aids

:deal with it (i don't really have aids i'm fine)