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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 12:14 PM Reply

I'd be tempted to look underneath her clothes. Seriously though the best option is just call her parents or something.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 12:23 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 12:14 PM, dogpup4 wrote: I'd be tempted to look underneath her clothes. Seriously though the best option is just call her parents or something.

But you are a perv. We are assuming the OP is not.

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 12:28 PM Reply

Take some embarrassing photos, then let her sleep for as long as you can bare it and have her leave.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 12:30 PM Reply

Pour pickle juice all over her and tell her to leave, she has her own godamn bed. Or be a gent and let her rest. Whichever appeals to you most.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 12:40 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 05:07 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Wake her up and tell her to get the fuck out.

I second this. Bitch has her own bed somewhere else.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 12:42 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 11:08 AM, Wagggs wrote: Draw penises on her.

The asshole/troll in me says this is the proper course of action.

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 01:17 PM Reply

cover yourself in a blood looking substance and get on the bed with her, place a knife somewhere around the bed and wait for her to wake up.

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 01:33 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 04:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What do?

isn't it obvious, fuck her


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 01:37 PM Reply

Rape every orifice of her body.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 01:50 PM Reply

Shit on her face


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 01:52 PM Reply

Pics or I don't believe you!

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 01:54 PM Reply

With the lack of details as to why or how a girl winded up passed out on your bed, I think the most viable option is to contact her parents and wait for them to pick her up. Or you or your parents could pick her up and drive her home too.

In the meanwhile, you should cover her up so she doesn't get too cold and observe her for any illnesses that may have led her to pass out in the first place. You should call the police or her parents if she's really sick...

NAH...Just fuck her right there lol

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 02:01 PM Reply

Let her sleep. It's the only right thing to do.

Your mom worked so hard just to bring home some money since your dad left you so you can at least give her the right for an undisturbed rest. :)

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 02:12 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 01:52 PM, Psil0 wrote: Pics or I don't believe you!

what he said


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 02:14 PM Reply

Steal her stuff. It's your bed, it's the only reasonable answer.

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 02:20 PM Reply

Dress her up in cosplay of your waifu and then cuddle up next to her and fall asleep. (approved by /a/)


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 02:26 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 04:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What do?

Do you know her?

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 02:33 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 04:39 AM, Soviet wrote: Make sure no body disturbs her and let her get some rest, then be a gentleman and escort her home when she wakes up.

Do this.

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 02:45 PM Reply

Pics or it didn't happen.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 02:47 PM Reply

Draw dicks on her face and post pictures to Facebook.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 03:27 PM Reply

Play with her boobs.

Boing, boing.

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 04:44 PM Reply

Creepily stare at her until she wakes.

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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 05:06 PM Reply

Grab the nearest Sharpie, and draw many dicks on her face. You know you want to.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 05:08 PM Reply

did you cum all over her face or what


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 05:16 PM Reply

Fart in her face.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 05:21 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 05:16 PM, camobch0 wrote: Fart in her face.

That's really immature. A gentleman would flatulate on her visage.


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 05:27 PM Reply

listen to your cock


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 05:42 PM Reply

At 11/20/11 04:30 AM, AlphaCentauri wrote: What do?

smoke a joint then just do what you did last night


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Response to Girl passed out in my bed... Nov. 20th, 2011 @ 11:46 PM Reply

This thread has made me laugh so much, especially because I have no memory or posting it and was surprised to see it this morning.

Anyway to elaborate she was a friend of mine and we had just come back from a party. I just got in bed with her and we both slept. Anticlimactic, huh?


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