Hats as a distraction

[Cootie]

I have heard of a few places banning hats due to them being deemed a distraction.

This kinda has me at a loss, and I don't understand it. Maybe I am just the exception to the rule or something along those lines. Have any of you ever shit your pants in shock after seeing a ballcap? I think I'm left out.

[Cordyceps]

Cool story, friend!

Tell it again!

[MrMeD]

inb4 Team Fortress 2 reference

[Cootie]

At 11/20/11 01:40 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Cool story, friend!

Tell it again!

I have heard of a few places banning hats due to them being deemed a distraction.

This kinda has me at a loss, and I don't understand it. Maybe I am just the exception to the rule or something along those lines. Have any of you ever shit your pants in shock after seeing a ballcap? I think I'm left out.

[Cordyceps]

I'm sure jew caps and turbans would be acceptable.

Maybe just bring those back into style?

[Halberd]

At 11/20/11 01:37 AM, Cootie wrote: I have heard of a few places banning hats due to them being deemed a distraction.

This kinda has me at a loss, and I don't understand it. Maybe I am just the exception to the rule or something along those lines. Have any of you ever shit your pants in shock after seeing a ballcap? I think I'm left out.

What buzzkills

[FullMetol]

If only they would bring back 1950's hats. Back then everyone wore a hat for any occasion without question.

[slipstrike]

The things some people will do for hats.

At 11/20/11 01:40 AM, MrMeD wrote: inb4 Team Fortress 2 reference

... And don't even get me started on that lot.

[someone-else]

At 11/20/11 01:37 AM, Cootie wrote: I have heard of a few places banning hats due to them being deemed a distraction.

This kinda has me at a loss, and I don't understand it. Maybe I am just the exception to the rule or something along those lines. Have any of you ever shit your pants in shock after seeing a ballcap? I think I'm left out.

It's what society deems as "normal", so take your hat off.

[Supasang]

Oh my god. This is the worst thing since Baby Hentai.

[123mine123]

Hats are illegal now!?
hmmm... I dont wear hats anyway...

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 11/20/11 01:37 AM, Cootie wrote: Have any of you ever shit your pants in shock after seeing a ballcap?

.

[Fifty-50]

Do wigs count?

[Mismo]

That because hats are the perfect disguises. Just put a hat on and they'll think your somebody else.

[Gagsy]

At 11/20/11 01:51 AM, FullMetol wrote: If only they would bring back 1950's hats. Back then everyone wore a hat for any occasion without question.

Whenever I see a young twat in a fedora, I die a little inside.

[Sensationalism]

So not a distraction. We had that rule in gradeschool but girls were allowed to wear hats as a part of their outfit. Pretty funny. I had a dress that came with a hat, never told to take it off.

[CharltonChinchilla]

Join your local gentlemans club and show them hat hating ruffians what for.

[Mantinziza]

I wear one everyday, and whenever someone tells me to take it off. I just turn around and put them on ignore, My hair looks like shit when I take it off and I get really uncomfortable, so it stays on. Simple as that, and if you touch me to try to get it off, there's gonna be a fight.

[kiljoy96]

I don't like hats because they're nearly impossible to wear without fucking up my hair.

[Dogbert581]

Well apparently when the Top Hat was first worn it was deemed offensive and women fainted at the site of it.

Although this was Victorian England where self respecting women were required by law to faint at least 5 times a day

[Ericho]

I don't think it's that hats are thought of as being a distraction. I think it's more that they are thought of as being informal, this is why you are not allowed to wear hats in school, unless it's really cold or something. It's just that a person's head is considered to be the part of their body that everyone takes note of, so people would to see the entire head. Oh, and most heat isn't lost through the head, that's a misconception.

[Drake]

Hats are as much of a distraction as you want them to be. Banning hats is itself a distraction from other, more important matters.

[420SWED]

At 11/20/11 01:37 AM, Cootie wrote: I have heard of a few places banning hats due to them being deemed a distraction.

This kinda has me at a loss, and I don't understand it. Maybe I am just the exception to the rule or something along those lines. Have any of you ever shit your pants in shock after seeing a ballcap? I think I'm left out.

i have done it a few times man the hat scared the living crap out of me. one time i was driving as well and saw a wizard hat and crashed into a bus payed to much attention to the hat.

[Boomstick]

I don't really like hats, I don't like accessories or whatever.

[420SWED]

but honestly what a pointless law. but not as pointless as most laws out there like the law where you cant push a goat or what not out of a plane.

[Boss]

like in school but i have never heard of this anywhere else

[AngelSierra]

Hmmmm...

[Phobotech]

When I went to Quad C, there was this 6 foot 4 inch heavyset dude with a really dirty neckbeard in the hallway of this campus that was our animation computer labs. Normally I wouldn't pay attention to him at all, but this particular fat giant ALWAYS wore a striped fedora with a bigass red feather sticking out of the side of the band of it.

Even that wouldn't bother me, necessarily, but he always kind of....I wouldn't call it a strut, but he would glide with a snooty look on his face like everyone else was a piece of shit, and I don't know. It brought attention to his body language, which kinda made me hate him, honestly. He seemed pretentious....and his Fedora with a goddamned Robin Hood feather sticking out of it didn't do him any favors.