How do you eat you're pizza?

[xXDarkDestineyXx]

How do you eat you're pizza? Folded in half ... taco-style. Lick off all the cheese & topping's first, or just scarf it all down?

[DarkAltair]

I eat the crust first, I'm strange like that.

[Zippy-MyMusic]

If it's thick crust, I eat it like you would expect. If it's thin or flimsy, the roll method.

[chiefindomer]

I fold it and tilt my head to the side when I take a bite, so taco style I suppose.

[Idiot-Finder]

How the hell would I eat "you're" pizza?

I eat my pizza in whatever I can in a conventional basis.

For the record it's "your" not "you're".

[crapstone]

At 11/14/11 08:48 PM, xXDarkDestineyXx wrote: How do you eat you're pizza?

I'm not a pizza.
But I usually eat my pizza like that, folded. The best.
Great I'd kill for a pizza right now... Damn NGBBS and its food threads when I'm starving at 4am.

[Bolo]

Folding pizza is a travesty, people who do it are the apostates of human culture.

[xXDarkDestineyXx]

woupz!!!

[kiljoy96]

Well you know, I put it in my mouth.

[Drake]

At 11/14/11 08:58 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: Well you know, I put it in my mouth.

He also does this with my cock every night.

Feels good man.

[Sneak-a-Toke]

At 11/14/11 08:55 PM, Bolo wrote: Folding pizza is a travesty, people who do it are the apostates of human culture.

Just because you don't like to fold your pizza doesn't mean it's a bad idea.
What if i had some unusual pizza instead of pepperoni, with lots of sauce, onions, chicken and other goodies.
I wouldn't want these toppings to fall off when I'm taking a bite so i would fold the pizza

[WallofYawn]

I put it in my mouth, chew, and swallow. Pretty simple. Don't worry if you don't figure it out at first, you'll get it eventually.

[BUDDAH988]

Wow this thread has given me more than 7 ways to eat pizza.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

It's your not--- Oh wait someone already got it.

I personally eat Little Caesars a lot, which requires no fold, since it's kind of stiff. Don't mistake it for cardboard pizza, though. It's actually pretty good around here.

I take the time to bit it all the way through, since I'm picky and don't like to tear the cheese off before I get down to the crust.

[chiefindomer]

At 11/14/11 09:00 PM, Sneak-a-Toke wrote: What if i had some unusual pizza instead of pepperoni, with lots of sauce, onions, chicken and other goodies.
I wouldn't want these toppings to fall off when I'm taking a bite so i would fold the pizza

Folding also helps prevent a bunch of the cheese from getting pulled off when you take a bite.

[Manly-Chicken]

I am not a pizza.

[dlxrevolution]

I hold it "Leg-to-table" style, and scarf that shit down. LIKA A MUDDA FUKIN BAWSE!!!!!

[Piggler]

I roll it up and then fuck it vigorously, then I blow my load and eat it from the tip to the crust, like a normal human being.

[xXDarkDestineyXx]

At 11/14/11 09:04 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I am not a pizza.

Ish okay, you can be the pizza boy.

[Boomstick]

I "taco" it and eat it as such.

[nitroexsplosion]

If its in slices, I eat it in slices. If its not in slices, I tear it into slices as I eat.
I'm pretty fond of pepporini.

[k6ka]

I eat my pizza from the side opposite the crust down towards the crust. Then I gobble down the crust because it tops my pizza off and it's rotten to waste food.

[TruBluFoxx]

At 11/14/11 08:48 PM, xXDarkDestineyXx wrote: How do you eat you're pizza? Folded in half ... taco-style. Lick off all the cheese & topping's first, or just scarf it all down?

all the above :D

[MetalTheRebelSmith]

with proper title grammar

[comicretard]

Pizza + Ranch Dressing = Damn Good Pizza

[convict357]

I'm eating pizza right now.

With a fork.

[sweet21]

With a spoon.

[kittenguy1]

At 11/14/11 08:48 PM, xXDarkDestineyXx wrote: How do you eat you're pizza? Folded in half ... taco-style. Lick off all the cheese & topping's first, or just scarf it all down?

adding garlic , some of my own italian seasoning, and a ton of ranch

:i can eat ranch by the spoonful, wonderful stuff

[AlphaCentauri]

At 11/14/11 09:08 PM, Piggler wrote: I roll it up and then fuck it vigorously, then I blow my load and eat it from the tip to the crust, like a normal human being.

I started reading this thinking "hey me too" but then things changed.

[chiefindomer]

At 11/14/11 10:23 PM, convict357 wrote: I'm eating pizza right now.

With a fork.

I have a friend who eats pizza with a fork and knife. I've always found it to be pretty weird when people do that.