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Hairless cunts

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Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:34:01


I want to know something from all you people.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how hairy are you (1 being hairless, 10 being monkey like)

I also want to know how much animal meat or products per day.

I feel as if eating a lot of animal products and meat at a young age can lead to significant body hair.
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I would give myself a 9 on the hairy scale and I eat animal products and meat at almost all meals.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:36:33


2. But that's because I'm a real man who has hair where it's needed.


I like passive-aggressive ban messages saying that I 'May get deleted'

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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:36:49


umm k..

why are you making this connection between hair and eating is the better question


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:37:39


I'm sure IF there was a correlation between diet and body hair it would have been well documented by now.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:40:37


I'd give myself a 2 or 3, but I eat a lot of meat.

Hairiness has a lot more to do with genetics than diet. I think that's the Swede coming out in me. I'm mostly Irish and German (hairy), but nope. The goddamn Swede comes out when it comes to hair growth. Oh well, I've got it where it counts.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:45:03


Hairless cunts=Faster Fun!!


every day I look out the window to see if the zombie apocalypse has started.so far it hasn't.

and I'm pissed.

Look at it...Look at it god damn It!!

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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:48:30


1?
I eat meat 1 or 2 times a week at dinner.


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:53:26


6 or 7. Only meat, no vegetables or fruit whatsoever except potatoes if they're roasted or chips(fries)

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 17:56:05


2


+5=sleeping alone

Get lyrically fit!!!!

Props to Embr for putting my sig into shape!!!

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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:02:28


And here I thought you were talking about hairless vaginae.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:08:04


At 11/8/11 06:02 PM, Painbringer wrote: And here I thought you were talking about hairless vaginae.

I'm 100% certain the OP didn't do that on purpose.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:13:37


At 11/8/11 06:10 PM, saqwert wrote: 10/10. I have hair growing on the underside of my dick all the way up to the head.

...ohh...

I thought I had it bad as it grows at the base of my shaft.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:14:00


About a 2, and I eat meat fairly regularly...why do you ask...


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:18:46


At 11/8/11 06:02 PM, Painbringer wrote: And here I thought you were talking about hairless vaginae.

Yeah, we were all duped by his word play. What deep joy.

As for a response to the OP, I eat meat quite often, whenever it's on a plate in front of me, usually. Regarding body hair, I have quite a bit, though anyone that answers 10 is clearly lying, because of the hairy wonder that is Bezman.

6, maybe 7. I'll level up when the crop of hair on my chest joins with the one creeping upwards from my navel and then again when the chest hair tries to interfere with my facial hair.

Oh and if it ever gets to my back in any way, shape or form, then that's bad.


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:37:11


probably a 5 or so... And... Ever since college, i eat no real meat. :(((((( I want meat... But back when i had food, i had meat all day erryday.


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:40:12


At 11/8/11 06:32 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 11/8/11 06:13 PM, SexualEmo wrote:
At 11/8/11 06:10 PM, saqwert wrote: 10/10. I have hair growing on the underside of my dick all the way up to the head.
...ohh...

I thought I had it bad as it grows at the base of my shaft.
You don't even know, I have back hair too
my leg

My legs are about that level but I don't get it on my back chest or have really big eyebrows. For me it is all my legs and arms. But people say it is tasteful one my arms.

I think I should revise it to a 5 or something like that.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:41:24


I eat a lot of product meat at I young age, I am hairy .... Therefore eating meat causes hairiness


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:47:00


I'm a 2, but I eat loads and loads of meat, so your hypothesis is wrong.


Putting back fun in funeral.

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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 18:50:00


I eat an average amount of meat (carbs in my diet mostly) and am about a 5 or 6 on the hairy scale.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 19:02:19


I'd say an 8. My legs and face are what makes up a lot of hair. If I didn't cut my hair a few weeks ago I'd go up to 9.


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 19:06:26


I do trim my crotch area and my face, but other than that I'm pretty hairy.

7.5/10

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 19:08:19


@ saqwart

Ok... You made your point.

But I am 16 and it could get worse. I have very fine hair on my chest. What should I do?

When I am 18 I am getting a full electrolysis so I can be one of those hairless cunts.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 19:11:54


4. I don't need hairy fingers or feet, or chest. Just a mop top head, and a raccoon hat on my nads.


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 19:12:04


I'm about a 6.

I eat semen. Men, for MANLY.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 20:21:49


probably 2. ive yet to need to shave, but i have hair where i ought to i guess, but everwhere else im pretty devoid of hair. I kinda wish i had a beard

Enjoy my hairy arm.

Hairless cunts


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 20:34:09


I'm around a 6 to a 7. I mainly have a nice hairy chest.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 20:49:53


At 11/8/11 08:21 PM, Luis wrote: probably 2. ive yet to need to shave, but i have hair where i ought to i guess, but everwhere else im pretty devoid of hair. I kinda wish i had a beard

Enjoy my hairy arm.

Fap fap fap.

Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 21:09:19


I'd say I'm about a 7. I don't get any hair on my back, ass, or shoulders and I don't have a lot on my stomach, but everywhere else I get a decent amount of hair.


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 21:15:09


I'm a 3, maybe

I also eat meat and use those products.

Oh well.


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Response to Hairless cunts 2011-11-08 21:22:09


At 11/8/11 05:34 PM, SexualEmo wrote:
I feel as if eating a lot of animal products and meat at a young age can lead to significant body hair.
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I would give myself a 9 on the hairy scale and I eat animal products and meat at almost all meals.

Like Scarface has said, I believe hairiness also comes from genetics as well. My pop's side has Native American roots, perhaps the reason his legs are practically hairless (like those you'd see of men with an Asian heritage, like the Japanese). My mother's father, afaik, was hairy.

So don't go believing what you may have heard in high school about something along the lines of animal meat or fat, "puts hair on your balls" (or clam, if you prefer). Let them at least take some college biology classes first!

My guess is that I inherited my hairiness from my mom's side, but may just as well be getting the going bald gene from my pop's (checking the hair-line all the time).

To answer your question in the only way I can:

I used to be a meat/dairy lover for a long time, but not so much after watching the "ASK" and "Healing Cancer from the Inside Out" videos.

If we're just rating ourselves based on 'nad hair, I'd say that as a man, I'm a 9.5, but as a female, 11.

I personally advocate that you NOT shave. Shaving the nads will just make you look more like a baby, rather than a real woman.

For example:

Adult models such as Furry Girl, Hairy Harley, and (sometimes) Honey B, seem to have praise for staying natural and real. They weren't afraid of what other people thought, and kept hair under their arms, their tacos, and sometimes even their legs!

But in the end, it's up to you if you want to get that laser hair surgery done and/or start a plant-based diet. Barren wastelands want to have fun in their lives too..