I met Eddyfromeene!

[ZJ]

So, after my last visit with an NG User went over smoothly, I decided that I wanted to meet more people that are on this website. So, after going through a list of users, I decided to go with the popular Eddyfromeene. because he's a chill guy. When I went to talk to him about it, he seemed down the idea of me coming to see him because he hardly had any visitors. He told me that I'd have to find him and get to him all by myself, though.

The first step on this journey was finding out where in the world Eddy was. Eddy is really elusive and doesn't like to talk about where he's from very much. Many people have asked him where he lives and he refuses to answer them. After I did some hardcore researching at the library and some government buildings, I found out through his I.P. address that Eddy actually lives in a place called "California" I had never heard of this strange place before, but it was apparently pretty popular with people who make films and surfers. It was also REALLY far away from where I live. After finding out that walking there would take a few days, I decided to fly out to see Eddy. I had my friend drive me to Cincinnati, where I took a flight to San Diego. The first part of my journey was complete.

After I had found out that he lived in California and told I was flying to come see him, Eddy agreed to help me find his house and drove to the airport to pick me up. When I got off of the plane and got my bags, I saw a man holding a sign that said, "Me Love You Long Time ZJ". I walked over to the man and asked if he was EddyFromEEnE on Newgrounds. He nodded and we shook hands. It was nice to finally be able to associate a face with the name.

The first thing I noticed about Eddy was how short he was. I'm not a tall guy (Maybe about 5'8 or 5'9), but I looked like it when I was with Eddy. I was at least 8 inches taller than the guy. I was also amazed at how much Eddy squinted. It was like he was always looking straight into the sun. I'm not trying to be a racist, but it was truly a medical miracle that this dude could see anything. It didn't help either that he was also wearing some Kanye Glasses. In fact, his entire outfit looked like something Slim Shady would wear. I asked him why he had the outfit on and he told me that was a really big fan of rap and hip-hop, but that he had never actually told anyone about it because he was afraid that someone would make fun of him. I told him that I thought that made him pretty cool and he smiled. It was a good moment.

We then left the airport and Eddy drove exactly how I expected him to. After hitting about 8 stop signs and 9 dogs, we got to his house. Eddy lived in a modest home in a small little place in Northern California. When I got out of the car with all of my shit, Eddy and I walked up to the door and opened it. Immediately, all of Eddy's brothers and sisters came pouring out the door. For those of you who don't know, Eddy is actually the oldest of 14 kids with his brothers and sisters being known as Akuma, Ryu, Ken, Bruce, Chun-Li, Yoshi, Kim, Shigeru, Goro, Shao Kahn, Goo, Dong, and Rocky. They were all pretty cute and all shared Eddy's height and squinting problem.

I then walked into Eddy's house and met his mother. Eddy's mother was a frail woman who looked to be about 45. She was quiet and unassuming. She then started talking in her own native language to Eddy and they carried on a conversation for about five minutes. After that weird moment, she smiled at me and went back to the kitchen. Eddy and I then went up to his room.

Eddy's room was interesting. He had a bunch of posters of his favorite rap artists up in his room with a lot of them being from California. I wanna say that he had over 30 of the things just plastered around the walls making it look like a giant collage. He also had several maps of his homestate and its landmarks. Apparently Eddy really liked California, which was news for me. He had never talked about how much he had loved this place on the bbs or anything. Besides those things, though, Eddy's room was really bare. He had a cot with a pillow and Pokemon blanket, a TV with a Super Nintendo hooked up to it, and an ancient computer from the 1990s that was sitting on top a cardboard box. It was really modest.

So, after Eddy and I played some Super Street Fighter II (Which, as an aside, Eddy is really good at. Apparently in his family, every child is required to play the game for at least one hour every day), we went down to his kitchen and had a delicious meal of rice and egg rolls. They only used chopsticks, so I was obviously fucked because I'm white and clumsy. I finally managed to get some rice down my throat, so we were excused to go to Eddy's room. Apparently at Eddy's house, his official bedtime is at 8 pm, so he doesn't really get to do much at night. We soon changed into our pajamas and brushed our teeth and went back into his room. When I asked him where I was going to sleep, he pointed at his bed and screeched, "You share!" I didn't want to piss him off because he looked like he actually knew karate, So I just went over to his bed and got under the covers.

As we settled into his bed, Eddy started saying his night prayers to his deity, Tom Fulp. He asked "Oh Grand Leader Fulp" for his penis to be bigger and for the whole world to know how cool California was. He then sighed and went to sleep. I then did the same and dreamt of the many wonderful things in this world. It was an uneventful night, but I enjoyed the new experiences.

The next morning I woke up and saw the sun shining through the one window in Eddy's room. One odd thing I noticed was that my butt was a little more sore than it had been the night before as if it had been getting some use, but I quickly ignored it. It was a little later on in the morning, so I had to get up with Eddy to have breakfast (Which was more eggrolls and rice). I had only planned on staying with Eddy for a little while because I still had to go to school in Ohio, so I said goodbye to his family and went on my way. After Eddy drove me back to the airport, we hugged and he gave me a Californian snow globe to remember him by. It was a really nice gesture. Following this, I got back on the plane and went home to Ohio and immediately started writing this story. All and all, I had a wonderful time. Everyone should go visit this crazy motherfucker.

TL;DR? Basically I went out to California to visit this one NG user & he probably touched me in my sleep.

[SnakeSkull]

I was a bit skeptical of your story, but then I saw the picture.

So that's what he looks like...

[Boomstick]

Haha, excellent story ZJ.
I'm sorry that you were fondled in your sleep.

[Wagggs]

My God! EddyFromEEnE has Agustana's hair!

[IAmCrystalHeights]

It was a great time meeting you and all, but why exactly did you fly to San Diego when it's about nine hours south of where I live? You could have just flew to SF, which is more than an hour away from where I live. Saves a lot of driving, time, and fuel. Just a thought though.

[Zachary]

I didn't know it was possible to fit that much stupid into one post.

[ZambooziThaBluntd]

So much effort yet still so unfunny.

[PIED3]

Artists Impression:

[GiantDouche]

tl;dr ten paragraphs of shitty asian jokes

[hitman1993]

The fuck? I live in Ohio too and I never got to meet anyone! Man, fuck you guys....

[Spilda-Bongwata]

At 11/7/11 03:36 PM, ZJ wrote: he was also wearing some shutter Glasses
his entire outfit looked like something Slim Shady would wear

conflicting evidence

[GiantDouche]

At 11/7/11 04:46 PM, Travis wrote:

At 11/7/11 04:44 PM, GiantDouche wrote: tl;dr ten paragraphs of shitty asian jokes

tl;dr Saw your username and stopped.

that doesn't even make sense how is 6 words tl;dr

why are all newgrounders so fucking stupid

[ZJ]

At 11/7/11 04:56 PM, hitman1993 wrote: The fuck? I live in Ohio too and I never got to meet anyone! Man, fuck you guys....

Us Ohioians are all over this place...

[Jay]

San Diego is only an hour from my house ZJ, we could've totally hung out! Oh well, there's always next time. I'll have to wait until you fly out here though, cause I'm terrified of airports.

Not airplanes, just those gosh darn airports.

I'll be sure to head over to Eddy's house someday to whoop his ass at Streetfighter.

[ZJ]

At 11/7/11 05:08 PM, JJgamer93 wrote: San Diego is only an hour from my house ZJ, we could've totally hung out! Oh well, there's always next time. I'll have to wait until you fly out here though, cause I'm terrified of airports.

Fuck, you're right! I should've visited you and Tarah while I was fucking around out there. Damn.

[argile]

He sounds like quite a nice man but I found it odd how anyone could make up a tradition for the whole family to play a few rounds of street fighter for at least one hour.

[Letiger]

I see long hair.

[Minchken]

Why is there a little asian boy sitting on your lap?

[IAmCrystalHeights]

At 11/7/11 05:08 PM, JJgamer93 wrote: I'll be sure to head over to Eddy's house someday to whoop his ass at Streetfighter.

Nine hours of driving? Well okay then!

[SolidLiquid]

Did all of your conversations consist of Asians and California?

[ZJ]

At 11/7/11 07:39 PM, BlueMieux wrote: Come to my house and I will literally suck your dick.

K.

[kittenguy1]

At 11/7/11 03:49 PM, EddyFromEEnE wrote: It was a great time meeting you and all, but why exactly did you fly to San Diego when it's about nine hours south of where I live? You could have just flew to SF, which is more than an hour away from where I live. Saves a lot of driving, time, and fuel. Just a thought though.

you soo touched him in his sleep

[RandomRoarness]

At 11/7/11 05:02 PM, GiantDouche wrote: why are all newgrounders so fucking stupid

sounds like your including yourself when you say that

just pointing some stuff out.

[ZJ]

At 11/7/11 07:46 PM, logic wrote: Every time I start to like ZJ he makes me hate him again.

Being on Newgrounds is similar to being the President. You're never going to have a 100% approval rating, so why even bother trying to make everyone like you?

[Kman]

At 11/7/11 05:03 PM, ZJ wrote:

At 11/7/11 04:56 PM, hitman1993 wrote: The fuck? I live in Ohio too and I never got to meet anyone! Man, fuck you guys....

Us Ohioians are all over this place...

Dont forget me!

[AnalPenguinFarming]

Did you guys eat Ramen noodles and discuss the local news?

[sweet21]

Sounds legit.

[hongkongexpress]

Odd, I was under the impression Eddy was Chinese, from China. A great country where Chinese people live.

[Lorkas]

Nope, not creepy at all.

[MrPercie]

At 11/12/11 02:20 PM, hongkongexpress wrote: Odd, I was under the impression Eddy was Chinese, from China. A great country where Chinese people live.

your the chinese eddy, you wont shut up about chine.