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Wont be easy to explain to the missus.

At 11/6/11 03:42 PM, The-universe wrote: Wont be easy to explain to the missus.

i'm sure that if your relationship is strong and you two love each other very much, your right hand will understand

id do normal things like walk my dog and watch tv

and san francisco is where the gay people live where the fuck did you get NYC from

I'd suck a bunch of dicks, and dress up like a girl.

Go about my life normally

At 11/6/11 01:06 PM, Viktor wrote: What is the first you do as a legally gay person whom is single, living in the gayest city ever, NYC.

I'm confused... it's illegal to be gay?

At 11/6/11 04:54 PM, Kaneda-X wrote:

At 11/6/11 01:06 PM, Viktor wrote: What is the first you do as a legally gay person whom is single, living in the gayest city ever, NYC.

I'm confused... it's illegal to be gay?

Only if you're black.

I'm gay everyday so it would just be a normal day for me

Be as sexually inactive as I am normally.

I mean, I don't crave pussy to a massive extent, so I don't think I'd suddenly start craving cock anymore than I crave vagina, so...normal.

At 11/6/11 01:06 PM, Viktor wrote: What is the first you do as a legally gay person whom is single, living in the gayest city ever, Des Moines.

Fixed and ofcourse get strapped to a wall by a nice looking girl about my age and sleep on the wall.

I'd live my life as normal.

Do everything the same, but think about guys instead of girls when i do something I guess.

I took this literally and I am gay today.

become a fashionista and be renowned throughout the homosexual community for my invisible clothing line for males.

I would go to the mall to buy some *Fabulous!* clothing. And also make various girl friends and gay friends!

It would really suck by the time the gayness wears off.

At 11/6/11 02:53 PM, Leidolfr wrote:

At 11/6/11 01:06 PM, Viktor wrote: What is the first you do as a legally gay person whom is single, living in the gayest city ever, NYC.

What all new yorkers do

[ Shoot Heroin in the subway station bathroom ]

There aren't any bathrooms actually.

At 11/6/11 01:07 PM, BrazilianNinja wrote:

At 11/6/11 01:06 PM, Viktor wrote: What is the first you do as a legally gay person whom is single, living in the gayest city ever, San Fransisco.

Correction.

I have to agree, I live just 45 m inutes from San Fran...it gets gayer everytime I visit. hahaha!

At 11/6/11 01:06 PM, Viktor wrote: What is the first you do as a legally gay person whom is single, living in the gayest city ever, NYC.

get the hottest chicks in the city to fall for me, and brush them off me like i brush snow off the sidewalk

At 11/6/11 08:51 PM, Sevkat wrote: I took this literally and I am gay today.

Who wants me to sucks their dicks?

I would suck all the dicks.

At 11/6/11 08:53 PM, Fifty-50 wrote: I would go to the mall to buy some *Fabulous!* clothing. And also make various girl friends and gay friends!

It would really suck by the time the gayness wears off.

Don't over do the glitter.

At 11/6/11 01:09 PM, Viktor wrote:

At 11/6/11 01:09 PM, NeverHundred wrote: My habits wouldn't change all that much, I'd just be masturbating to different porn.

I would masturbate to myself masturbating to myself.

This.

I would sleep for as much of the day as possible, watch TV, and hope for tomorrow.

NYC is the gayest town?

Admire the male form