I figured out whats wrong with kids

[KennyD]

Back in the day, we had games like Monopoly, Risk, Sorry and Trouble which are solid classic board games. Even novelty games like Hungry Hungry Hippo and Operation are still great games.

But yesterday, yesterday I saw a commercia l I knew had to be be fake, I mean no way it could be real. I actually drove down to the local Wal-Mart to see if it was real. Unfortunately, it is.

I've given up on our future.

[Scarface]

What the fuck is wrong with kids these days

[Magical-Zorse]

I'm going to get that for my brother.

[kazumazkan]

what kinda fucking toy is that

[jonathanfis]

I must say that i laughed my fucking ass off..

[POTaTOS]

Um... I... um... gee, I can't think of anything funny to sa- Oh wait!
That toy looks shitty!

*laugh track*

[Squidbit]

Every time I see that commercial on TV, I just want so badly for it to be a terrible joke.
But, somebody, somewhere, thought "Hey, you know what would be a fun game? Making a dog take a shit"

[AnalPenguinFarming]

Kids are just going to be fucking the doggy in the ass eventually.

[POTaTOS]

At 11/5/11 12:52 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Kids are just going to be fucking the doggy in the ass eventually.

That gives me an idea. Someone call Stamper! A new game is about to sweep the market!

[argile]

Somehow Mr. Bucket seems more tamer in comparison

[Endlessly]

Pretty sure that the people who developed that are on something.

This could make some awesome AVGN jokes, but aside from that - it's a little messed up.

[Ergox]

Ah, you're just jealous you didn't have these kind of toys back when you were little.

[jonathanfis]

At 11/5/11 12:55 PM, argile wrote: Somehow Mr. Bucket seems more tamer in comparison

They are both pretty weird..

He raped me..

[Drony]

That's something that would be perfect for a novelty shop, it's even more hilarious seeing it as a legit board game.

[MrPercie]

Never have I seen kids more facinated by dog feces

[MJOLNIRchief90]

Well, if nothing else, it's teaching kids to pick up after their dog's shit. The world would be a little better if everyone did that.

[JayTheWiz]

My parents actually got that for my little brother... he sometimes wants to try and eat the poo to see what it taste like.

[tigerkitty]

At 11/5/11 01:02 PM, Drony wrote: That's something that would be perfect for a novelty shop, it's even more hilarious seeing it as a legit board game.

I thought the same thing.

Also, I was a bit disturbed by the featured videos that showed up after...

[Cootie]

Kids think poop is funny, why would this not be fun for them?

[FirstBaby]

Show us a picture of someone over 10 buying that.

[Boomstick]

So my kids are going to have shit as toys? The fuck is this, do we live in the sewers?

[JayTheWiz]

I found what would make this toy better... and educational.

[chiefindomer]

At 11/5/11 01:07 PM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: Well, if nothing else, it's teaching kids to pick up after their dog's shit. The world would be a little better if everyone did that.

If they find that fun they're welcome to come to my house and clean the dog shit out of my yard for me.

[Tydusis]

That video makes less sense than the current state of this thread.
People say my generation has problems; I fear the future now.

[JayTheWiz]

If it helps... I just tried to throw the game into mayhem by adding... IDK how many words.

[carnivores]

Why didn't I have this when I was a kid?

[WallofYawn]

Thank you sir. I needed a good laugh today. :D

[Gremlin]

Doggie Doo eh... thats, thats just very interesting idea.

Fucking freaks...

[LiarDee]

Its kinda funny cause I'm eating Milk Duds.

[Tydusis]

At 11/5/11 01:54 PM, JayTheWiz wrote: If it helps... I just tried to throw the game into mayhem by adding... IDK how many words.

But you were only supposed to add two words D:
Dah well. I suppose it doesn't matter. An animation of that story would be absolutely insane random epic funny. But the artists would be deranged by the end with all that random pr0n.