Today I was hanging with some friends after some brewskies and they ran into some stoners they knew. They all wanted to smoke weed, but I didn't, so my friends left their car for the stoner's car and left me behind, saying they'd be back in 10-30 minutes.
I was already a bit wasted, and the car that my friend was driving looked identical to the one next to it, and I tried to enter that one. I set off an alarm and the owner came up to me and said that I had two minutes to leave the parking lot before he called the police.
I then had to walk home, drunk from an area where I had no idea where I was. I couldn't even hang close to my ride and wait for them because the guy who's car I mistakenly broke into was standing close to his car watching.
I'm pretty sure he called the cops on me anyway.
Anyways that was my day today.