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Today I was hanging with some friends after some brewskies and they ran into some stoners they knew. They all wanted to smoke weed, but I didn't, so my friends left their car for the stoner's car and left me behind, saying they'd be back in 10-30 minutes.
I was already a bit wasted, and the car that my friend was driving looked identical to the one next to it, and I tried to enter that one. I set off an alarm and the owner came up to me and said that I had two minutes to leave the parking lot before he called the police.
I then had to walk home, drunk from an area where I had no idea where I was. I couldn't even hang close to my ride and wait for them because the guy who's car I mistakenly broke into was standing close to his car watching.
I'm pretty sure he called the cops on me anyway.
Anyways that was my day today.
I've walked 2 hours in the night to get drunk, then walked 2 hours back.
That's not a particularly stupid drunk moment. More like a determined drunk moment.
dude just explain that you made an honest mistake. being drunk increases your charisma
also your friends are kinda fucked up for just leaving you there. but youre a pussy too
Okay so there I was sitting at home enjoying my newest DVD of Negima! with the original Japanese subtitles, when all of a sudden I hear my car alarm going off in the parking lot. I quickly put my pants back on and ran outside to see what the kerfuffle was only to find some dirty teenager standing next to my car. I told him to back away before I called the cops but I could tell he was drunk and it wasn't getting through to him so I stood my ground and ordered him away using hand gestures, something simple people like that can wrap there heads around.
The nerve. How dare he.
Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery. I open my eyes remember who I am, what I'm like, and I just go "ugh...."
At 11/4/11 10:54 PM, kiljoy96 wrote: I'm a pretty responsible drunk.
The worst thing I've done is walked down my 6 foot long hallway to go to the bathroom while my parents were in the room on the other side of the hall.
I hit about 7 walls on the way there.
At least you found the bathroom.