10 minutes with a prostitue.

[Kaneda-X]

What do you do?

[Oolaph]

Tell her to get a real job.

[georgesodini]

i tell her to clean her vagina

[BobsBurgers2011]

At 11/4/11 12:28 AM, Kaneda-X wrote: What do you do?

I would say, Why do you have blue waffles?

[EmbalmedCorpse]

Obviously take her to a clinic and see what they can do about her myriad STDs.

[rifledark1]

Fuck her mouth. :3

Totally worth the syphilis.

[BananasFoster]

At 11/4/11 12:31 AM, BobsBurgers2011 wrote:

At 11/4/11 12:28 AM, Kaneda-X wrote: What do you do?

I would say, Why do you have blue waffles?

NOT THE BLUE WAFFLES!!

Ugh.. I wasn't the same after seeing that in Google images.

[Darthleather]

Well, I was voted in my class "Most likely to rape and murder a prostitute."

[Kaneda-X]

You all clearly do not know how prostitutes work.

[ThePhantomGamer]

Sit and talk.

[Haoie]

Dinner.

[ttdub]

A hand job won't give me any stds. So... I'll play gears of war with her

[Davidxtrem]

At 11/4/11 12:51 AM, Darthleather wrote: Well, I was voted in my class "Most likely to rape and murder a prostitute."

.

[Rivergrey]

At 11/4/11 01:56 AM, psychicpebble wrote: make her eat a cake as fast as she can and call her fat when she's done.

You want this cake?

"I want it!"

[Kanon]

Give her a job that blows obviously.

[satanbrain]

Pay another and make them fight to death.

[RandomRoarness]

hide her in the closet with something. . .

[zag]

if she doesn't have a penis, then I'll probably not commence any fuckings.
perhaps we'll discuss her life. it's probably more interesting than mine.

[Ef-X]

Get to know her family :D

[DarkMatter]

discuss politics.

[Mismo]

Is the 10 minutes paid for? Because I'm low on cash and I'm not going to waste it on hookers.

[dead-killing-machine]

1. Become her pimp
2. Kill competition while recruiting their bitches
3.Cocaine.
4.????
5.PROFIT!!?

[Shady]

Pooper.

[assassin1337]

At 11/4/11 12:33 AM, rifledark1 wrote: Fuck her mouth. :3

Totally worth the syphilis.

Fuck her tits

Better than a handjob and yet still safe.

[MrMeD]

Stare awkwardly at the floor and make lame jokes.

[Squidbit]

Ask her if she has a few minutes to talk about our lord and savior.

[Kaneda-X]

At 11/4/11 04:19 AM, Mismo wrote: Is the 10 minutes paid for? Because I'm low on cash and I'm not going to waste it on hookers.

Of course. Think of it has a gift.

[Wagggs]

Ask her about her prostitution history, and search for protection. I would weigh my chances of getting an STD, and if the predictions are good and I have a condom, then I would do my business, give her the amount of money that was agreed upon, and leave, because I don't want to do anything extracurricular that might impede her schedule or business.

Why else would I have a sanctioned 10 minutes with a prostitute?

[Yert]

Well, if I was sure she didn't have any STDs and shit, I would obviously have sex with her. Otherwise, I would just have a conversation with her. Find out what happened that made her turn to selling her body. I honestly think it would be pretty neat to actually meet a prostitute or something.

[argile]

The ten minutes would be free right? I want her to play minus six minutes of Inna Godda Da vidda