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I've been hit on by lesbians plenty of times. I was never freaked out by it. I was quite flattered. To think a woman thought I was attractive! I just politely turned them down.

At 11/3/11 04:01 PM, Addict wrote: They say you can only get hit on by a homosexual if you are giving off gay vibes. Such as voice, personality, and clothes. That means you must look and act like a homo even though you're a hetero person gosh the world sure is filled with mysterious things

Bullshit. I hit on guys because I think they're attractive.

as has been said, take it as something to be proud of. women and men find you attractive, mate.

it has never happened to me, and thankfully, otherwise i'd have to sit in the tub scrubbing myself and saying " the dirt won't come off" or "still so dirty"

and it would probably take me a couple of weeks to forget the unpleasantness of the situation

This reminds me of the sickest movies of all time:
Shortbus

At 11/3/11 03:57 AM, StrapOnFetus wrote: So I was doing laundry at the laundry mat like I always do every week. When this flamboyant Italian comes by and starts talking to me. He mentions how I have a nice body and asked if I worked out. Long story short, he asked me for my phone number. Fucker, made me feel awkward as shit.

Dude, come on, thats just how italians are, he might have been married with kids, they're just kinda a little forward.

At 11/3/11 04:00 AM, Ryanson wrote: You probably hurt his feelings. What if he was a Newgrounder??

At least your ass wasn't groped. Mine has been before.

In all honesty, if a man did that to me, I would punch him.

Maybe I'm homophobic deep down or something.

What kind of person hits on people at a laundry mat? Home of Mexicans and Ghetto crawlers.

Was the italian gay? Gay Jersey Shore... Hey Pookie, how are you doing with lesbian sex with JHOWL? Very Good! How are you doing with gay sex Pauly Gay with Mike (The Gay One)? Pretty fuckin good.

you should have fucked him...
or let him fuck you. whatever floats your boat.

it would have been fun ^.^

At 11/4/11 07:50 AM, Addict wrote:

At 11/3/11 04:04 PM, toastburner wrote:

At 11/3/11 04:01 PM, Addict wrote: They say you can only get hit on by a homosexual if you are giving off gay vibes. Such as voice, personality, and clothes. That means you must look and act like a homo even though you're a hetero person gosh the world sure is filled with mysterious things

Bullshit. I hit on guys because I think they're attractive.

you just proved my point

you are a gay man hitting on other gay men because you find those gay men attractive

The vast majority of guys I've hit on are straight. I like good looking guys, their sexuality doesn't change how good they look.

I'm in the Navy, dude, shit like that happens everywhere I go.

you should called him a faggot

At 11/4/11 12:09 PM, kazumazkan wrote: you should called him a faggot

OMG! you're so witty and funny!

and I'm sure you choke on dicks in your spare time.

At 11/4/11 12:17 PM, zag wrote:

At 11/4/11 12:09 PM, kazumazkan wrote: you should called him a faggot

OMG! you're so witty and funny!

and I'm sure you choke on dicks in your spare time.

im not gay

At least it wasn't a Puerto Rican transvestite in Times Square.

One gay guy hit on me and offered to give me "new experiences".
I said no thanks but we're still friends.
Another guy wants to blow me though.

Happened to me before as I enjoy going to gay bars for a dance. I take it as a compliment.

At 11/4/11 12:56 PM, SouthAsian wrote: At least it wasn't a Puerto Rican transvestite in Times Square.

that's very specific..

You're a homophobic!

You're a terrible poster OP.