Tim Burton+salad Fingers=big Hit?

[mariozplaze]

I've been thinking, and what if Tim Burton and David Firth teamed up and made a Salad Finger claymation movie? Do you think it would be good? Would you watch it? Do you think Gool 'ole Tim could pull it off?

[BizzarroPMP]

Salad Fingers + Tim Burton = Big hit in Tim Burton's jaw.

That fuck will stay far away of the things I still like.

[MrPercie]

whos tim burton?

[Bolo]

David Lynch would probably be a better matchup for Salad Fingers. Tim Burton doesn't produce things that are disturbing in the way that Salad Fingers would be in movie form.

[mariozplaze]

At 11/2/11 08:00 PM, Travis wrote: Wait... you guys didn't know this was already happening?

4real?

[NeutralObjections]

At 11/2/11 08:00 PM, Travis wrote: Wait... you guys didn't know this was already happening?

Oh sir, you slay me.

[Phobotech]

I would rather not watch an hour of a bald Johnny Depp in a sweatshirt feeling on rusty things.

[Viktor]

I would rather watch a gay porno for 3 days straight.

[Phobotech]

At 11/2/11 08:15 PM, Viktor wrote: I would rather watch a gay porno for 3 days straight.

But enough about what you do in your free time! Helena Bonham Carter can be a finger puppet!

[MrPercie]

At 11/2/11 08:15 PM, Viktor wrote: I would rather watch a gay porno for 3 days straight.

hell I would do that anyway then watch this tim burton-salada thingers mix up

[nous]

Tim Burton would without a doubt in my mind cast Johnny Depp as Salad Fingers. It would be very interesting to see the results.

[Boss]

i dont really want to assssociate songs and black and white striped stockings with salad fingers sir

[Cordyceps]

Superimpose lettuce onto edward scissorhands. Give the film a dark tint.

Make millions.

[alfraydo]

a small inkling of potential, though i would rather not see it happen. i fear of the negative this combination would possibly bring about.

[Skaren]

At 11/2/11 07:59 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Salad Fingers + Tim Burton = Big hit in Tim Burton's jaw.

That fuck will stay far away of the things I still like.

This. I hate Tim Burton, he fucking destroys everything he tries to do, his "dark animations" have made so many little fake emo bitches it's unreal.

[BizzarroPMP]

At 11/2/11 08:40 PM, adamflecko wrote: ...his "dark animations" have made so many little fake emo bitches it's unreal.

That is actually the one good thing he's done for me! I guess I shouldn't hate so much on a guy who has gotten me laid......hmm.....

[MoriChax]

I'd probably prefer Henry Selick over Tim Burton. And I think David would as well.

[kazumazkan]

yes in deed yes in deed

[Chdonga]

At 11/2/11 07:59 PM, MrPercie wrote: whos tim burton?

A really amazing animator who's hated because he's popular.

[Luis]

I think Lynch could maintain the creepyness of SF, but i'd be interested in seeing TB's stopmotion applied Salad Finhers. I do think realistically, Jollywood would butcher up SF too much to make it movie theatre saf/accessible

[NeutralObjections]

Doesn't it seem like the Newgrounds' bandwagon is "Don't get on the Bandwagon?"

And then they give all these reasons why this popular thing is terrible, so perhaps other people will not like popular things as well.

I love you guys.

[wuggums47]

Like other's have pointed out, as great as Tim Burton and Salad fingers are separately, Tim Burton would probably be forced to tone down all of the disturbing things that make salad fingers what it is. For something with that large of a budget, they can't make something with a rating that limits the audience too much.

[joeEFFINGmayo]

Tim Burton is shit.

[Garage]

Salad Fingers is what it is.

That's all I ever want to be.

[Ryanson]

Tim Burton as a director for Salad Fingers would be interesting...

...but Danny Elfman, Johnny Depp, and Helena Bohnam Carter (the three he can't make a movie without) would be at odds with Salad Fingers' world, me thinks.

[Kwing]

Salad fingers is more of a Vasquez thing in my opinion.

[MadCow]

At 11/2/11 10:07 PM, Chdonga wrote:

At 11/2/11 07:59 PM, MrPercie wrote: whos tim burton?

A really amazing animator who's hated because he's popular.

more like an overrated hack that is mistakenly credited for directing/animating nightmare before xmas by dummys that buy jack skellington sweatshirts from hot topic and think he's a dark&twisted brilliant genius. also people only hate him because he hasn't made anything good since the 90s

[Orias1992]

I think that nobody popular would be able to do salad fingers justice just for the sheer fact that he is unique in a sense and could be applied to more of a horror movie rather than something tim burton concocts albeit it might take someone who would not be afraid to go outside the box like the people who made "Centipede" just a warning if you have to google that its NSFW in my opinion. plus the acting was terrible. so with the extreme feel and get some decent actors you would probably have a good freaky salad fingers movie. if you know where im coming from

[joeEFFINGmayo]

At 11/3/11 01:04 AM, MadCow wrote:

At 11/2/11 10:07 PM, Chdonga wrote:

At 11/2/11 07:59 PM, MrPercie wrote: whos tim burton?

A really amazing animator who's hated because he's popular.

more like an overrated hack that is mistakenly credited for directing/animating nightmare before xmas by dummys that buy jack skellington sweatshirts from hot topic and think he's a dark&twisted brilliant genius. also people only hate him because he hasn't made anything good since the 90s

Basically this^
It is commonly misconceived that he did Nightmare, but all he did was write some short poem that it was based on and produced it. His name doesn't deserve to be attached to the film. Arguably, he hasn't directed anything good with the exception of Scissorhands (kinda) and Big Fish