Justin Bieber Was Raped

[Emma]

News Link

But it can be found in other places / stations.

As if we hadn't heard enough about him, THIS happens. Let the gasoline of American law poor onto thousands of flaming, 12 year old girls who will inevitably fight tooth and nail for their beloved superhero.

[Razz]

That's what... The third or fourth Bieber topic posted today? Conspiracy.

[Dogbert581]

'One thing led to another and she claims Bieber became a man with a 30-second tryst in a bathroom.'

Lol Speedy Gonzales

[CharltonChinchilla]

I must be a pretty trendy guy, I mean wow, I almost want my thread locked now with all these Bieber topics in the space of 11 seconds.

[BizzarroPMP]

Lol at this dummy who wanted to be famous, not knowing it would backfire like this.

If I were The Beebz, I would claim that it was my child JUST so she would face statutory rape charges.

[Boomstick]

Either way, that lady is going to be charged with a misdemeanor. JB either did or did not knock her up, but this will be hilarious, if he really did last 30 seconds.
JB will dodge it obviously, as we can't have our pleasure in watching him suffer.

[Fifty-50]

He got raped? Strange. I think it would be a lot more interesting if he was the perpetrator instead of he victim though. Anyway what's up with this image from that article?

I think this was how his face looked like when he was being raped.

[Painbringer]

16 is the age of consent in Canada, but all this took place in California, where the AOC is 18.

[Teddyriffic]

That's not the way I expected it . I wanted Bieber to get raped in a dark alley by a black man with a 15 inch cock

[kakalxlax]

Justin Biebers rape tape 1

Justin Biebers rape tape 2

[Jester]

I don't really like Bieber, but that chick's lying, and she's lying very badly.

She says they talked for a little bit before they started kissing. /" Not only does that hardly ever happen, but famous people trying to keep their reputations don't just start making out with random chicks backstage where there are other people.

"I agreed to go with him and on the walk to a private area, he told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time." I hardly doubt this would be his first time, frankly a dude with that many girl fans probably gets a ton of ass, but what I doubt even more is that he would tell her it was his first time. Guys are too proud for that.

"After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone -- a bathroom." Again, that's fucking stupid. If they were at a concert, there would have been a shit ton of people going in and out of the bathrooms. Surely he's got some sort of dressing room or something that'd be safer.

"We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to f*ck the sh*t out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to." Because that's totally not how every single alleged rape story ever goes.

If Bieber was careless enough to fuck random fans without any protection, there'd be a metric shit ton of 14 year olds with bastard kids. This girl's probably just making crap up because she knows he's rich and is a good target to get money from.

[saqwert]

At 11/2/11 03:15 PM, Natick wrote: Yeater claims it was "obvious that we were mutually attracted to one another." One thing led to another and she claims Bieber became a man with a 30-second tryst in a bathroom.

Are you fucking serious? His dick is that small?

You are not the person to be criticizing others for having small penises.

[SneakyGameBoy]

This is why I hate most celebrities. They think they can get away with anything but in reality you're just like everyone. And if Bieber did get her pregnant then hes gonna end up like every other celebrity that fucked up.

[Jackdabomb]

Bieber will win the case. This will be forgotten within a few weeks.

[kakalxlax]

""One thing led to another and she claims Bieber became a man with a 30-second tryst in a bathroom ""

30 seconds lol...

and Justin Bieber... became a man???? now you know thats a lie

[nous]

It was consensual apparently. It wouldn't be 'rape' it would be statutory rape.

Justin Bieber has officially had sex more times than EmmaVolt.

[ApparatusUnearth]

Disney will shit their pants.

[WallofYawn]

Justin Beiber is so popular now, even people who hate him can't help but mention his name on a daily basis. Anyone else find that ironic?

All I can say is: if it is his kid, at least he has the money to pay for child support. Lol.

[JaY11]

This is one of those things that would be an outrage if the genders were reversed

but I think the whole statuary rape crap is stupid anyway, especially when it's with two obviously consenting 16+ year olds.

[WiiFittoToreinaa]

whats with these beiber hipster threads

[Skaren]

At 11/2/11 02:46 PM, JoeMation wrote: That's what... The third or fourth Bieber topic posted today? Conspiracy.

That little asshole is popular huh?

[frigi]

How can you be raped if you have no sexual organs?

[BritishGamer]

At 11/2/11 07:03 PM, frigi wrote: How can you be raped if you have no sexual organs?

Rule 34 says otherwise.

[Lumber-Jax12]

At 11/2/11 07:11 PM, BritishGamer wrote:

At 11/2/11 07:03 PM, frigi wrote: How can you be raped if you have no sexual organs?

Rule 34 says otherwise.

Too bad rules made for fanfic porn created by fat nerds in 4chan, don't apply in real life, nice attempt at a joke though, my personal favorite joke you have is the sheer microscopic size of your dick.

[BritishGamer]

Rule 34 says otherwise.

Too bad rules made for fanfic porn created by fat nerds in 4chan, don't apply in real life, nice attempt at a joke though, my personal favorite joke you have is the sheer microscopic size of your dick.

Stop looking at my microscopic dick.