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I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:26:40 Reply

American accents are FUCKING ANNOYING! American accents make you sound like a slut and/or a douchebag. I wouldn't mind having a different accent (New Zealand accent 'cause, well, they don't really have an accent, just plain and simple. Or an Italian accent.... I'm not that picky.) I just wish I had a different accent, 'cause frankly, I think American accents make you sound like a nerd, or a douche, or a slut. But I am greatful I'm not a girl and have a slutty accent.
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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:27:13 Reply

hey fuck you DUUDDE


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:27:41 Reply

Eh at least we aren't posers pretending we're from different places by faking an accent


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:28:01 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:27 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: hey fuck you DUUDDE

Hey, everyone has their own opinions, little boy/girl.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:28:49 Reply

I didn't realize we had accents.

Well at least we know how to enunciate.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:28:51 Reply

What is an American accent? I mean, there's tons of localized accents all across the US.

I mean, I speak mostly with a southern drawl. My friend speaks in a kind of cajun accent, and my girlfriend has a Michigan accent.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:29:01 Reply

Hey bitch, i've been working on my accent for the last 20 years now, so fuck off!

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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:29:18 Reply

move out


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:29:50 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:27 AM, STEM wrote: Eh at least we aren't posers pretending we're from different places by faking an accent

yeah, that's true.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:30:26 Reply

7/16 of an inch. That is how far you ought to move your hand to sound like a sane person. Turn off caps lock.

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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:31:05 Reply

America is a HUGE place and there are tons of accents here. I happen to like my southern accent thank you very much.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:31:24 Reply

There are actually several American accents that are very distinct. Can you specify which American accent(s) you find to be annoying?

Is it the Western, Southern, Midlands, Brooklyn, Jersey, Northern, or General American accent? There may have been one or two that I forgot, but these are the most common ones.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:32:17 Reply

LOL, you are hilarious.

..and where do you live in the US that all the girls sound like sluts? I don't find that to be extremely common where I live, but hey, if it's literally how all the girls in your region sound, then yeah, I'd move away if I were you.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:33:34 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:31 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: There are actually several American accents that are very distinct. Can you specify which American accent(s) you find to be annoying?

Is it the Western, Southern, Midlands, Brooklyn, Jersey, Northern, or General American accent? There may have been one or two that I forgot, but these are the most common ones.

The accent you hear when someone is talking on a video-game walkthrough....


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:34:48 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:26 AM, BrocoliClock wrote: (New Zealand accent 'cause, well, they don't really have an accent, just plain and simple. Or an Italian accent.... I'm not that picky.)

New Zealand is a pretty distinct accent and dialect. Just like every other rendition of English.

At 11/2/11 12:28 AM, Porkchop wrote: My friend speaks in a kind of cajun accent

I like ^this accent it's a shame there isn't more cajun influence in the US so I could hear it more often.

Here's a quiz for people with American accents that helps localize your accent to a specific region


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:35:03 Reply

You're the one with an accent, you bloody wanker.

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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:35:29 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:33 AM, BrocoliClock wrote:
At 11/2/11 12:31 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: There are actually several American accents that are very distinct. Can you specify which American accent(s) you find to be annoying?

Is it the Western, Southern, Midlands, Brooklyn, Jersey, Northern, or General American accent? There may have been one or two that I forgot, but these are the most common ones.
The accent you hear when someone is talking on a video-game walkthrough....

...I hear so many different accents on video game walkthroughs...

More specifically Midwest accents though, which are tolerable to me. Some areas of the Midwest have terrible accents, while others sound barely discernible as being specifically from the Midwest.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:37:44 Reply

Apparently the west coast has one of the most boring accents in the whole world.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:39:20 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:37 AM, Finalfina wrote: Apparently the west coast has one of the most boring accents in the whole world.

I don't feel that way!

I find the West Coast accent charmingly "normal," which is good. It's more versatile.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:39:27 Reply

Their is no universal American accent fool.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:41:20 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:33 AM, BrocoliClock wrote: The accent you hear when someone is talking on a video-game walkthrough....

That doesn't really say what accent..

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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:43:51 Reply

We dont all sound the same, we have different accents all over America! Plus we don't all sound like sluts.

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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:46:56 Reply

i did not even realize Americans had accents. this is news to me.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:47:50 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:33 AM, BrocoliClock wrote:
At 11/2/11 12:31 AM, Jedi-Master wrote: There are actually several American accents that are very distinct. Can you specify which American accent(s) you find to be annoying?

Is it the Western, Southern, Midlands, Brooklyn, Jersey, Northern, or General American accent? There may have been one or two that I forgot, but these are the most common ones.
The accent you hear when someone is talking on a video-game walkthrough....

A strange example, but it helps, I guess.

More than likely, you are referring to the Western or General American accents, the two being(Collectively, anyway) the most commonly heard accents in the U.S.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 00:56:55 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:41 AM, DeadEyeRanger wrote:
At 11/2/11 12:33 AM, BrocoliClock wrote: The accent you hear when someone is talking on a video-game walkthrough....
That doesn't really say what accent..

This guy has one bloody annoying accent. I found it on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVxExCDnY oM&feature=related
Listen to how retarded his voice sounds! DX


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 01:06:01 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:56 AM, BrocoliClock wrote:
This guy has one bloody annoying accent. I found it on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVxExCDnY oM&feature=related
Listen to how retarded his voice sounds! DX

it's probably because that kid's like 12. Also there is no american accent. But we do have regional accents. Just like everywhere else in the world. I'm sure there are accents from where you are that you probably don't like either. Or you just don't get out much in the world, and think that all americans, or people around you will sound the same.

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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 01:07:38 Reply

At 11/2/11 01:06 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote:

You're probably right, actually.


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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 01:08:25 Reply

There are a TON of American accents... which one are you talking about?

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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 01:10:58 Reply

At 11/2/11 01:07 AM, BrocoliClock wrote:
At 11/2/11 01:06 AM, Kirbyfemur wrote:
You're probably right, actually.

I mean i would love to say we have a distinct accent from the world, and i know we sound different, but our "Accent" is more of a clusterfuck of about 20 or so other languages lol One of the many disadvantages of being a mixing pot of cultures.

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Response to I Hate American Accents 2011-11-02 01:12:01 Reply

At 11/2/11 12:28 AM, BrocoliClock wrote:
At 11/2/11 12:27 AM, Grub-Xer0 wrote: hey fuck you DUUDDE
Hey, everyone has their own opinions, little boy/girl.

If this is a serious post I'm going to laugh so hard.