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Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 10:11 AM Reply

I want to read some of the funniest jokes that you'd be embarrassed to tell at a party because of how dumb and moronic it might be. Think tacky, punny and immature.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 10:17 AM Reply

I don't know any good "jokes". My humor is usually situational and ironic. If you learn to find something funny about just about anything that happens, you will be much more entertaining than if you know a couple of witty "why did the chicken cross the road" lines :)


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 10:18 AM Reply

Whats long black and smells like crap?

The welfare line

Whats the best way to serve women?

Battered

What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 10:20 AM Reply

At 11/1/11 10:18 AM, JonWB2005 wrote: Whats the best way to serve women?
Battered

He wants jokes that are dumb AND funny.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 10:21 AM Reply

At 11/1/11 10:20 AM, EmmaVolt wrote:
At 11/1/11 10:18 AM, JonWB2005 wrote: Whats the best way to serve women?
Battered
He wants jokes that are dumb AND funny.

Yea yea dont get your panties in a wad


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 10:37 AM Reply

At 11/1/11 10:19 AM, Skeepsis wrote: joeEFFINGymao

Harty Har Har


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 10:41 AM Reply

Ever spotted a blind guy in a nudist colony.

It's not hard.

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 01:38 PM Reply

1. A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?".

It's older than me, yet every time I hear it I can't help but laugh.

2. Guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!!".

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 01:40 PM Reply

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Suck it's cock.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 01:41 PM Reply

What do you call a limbless person?
A Vietnam veteran.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 01:46 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 01:41 PM, MrRager wrote: What do you call a limbless person?
A Vietnam veteran.

Q. What do you call a limbless person in the ocean?
A. Bob.

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:01 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 10:18 AM, JonWB2005 wrote: Whats long black and smells like crap?

The welfare line

What's long, brown and smells like crap?

Crap.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:03 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 01:46 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 11/1/11 01:41 PM, MrRager wrote: What do you call a limbless person?
A Vietnam veteran.
Q. What do you call a limbless person in the ocean?
A. Bob.

What do you call a limbless person sitting on the porch?

matt

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:16 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 02:03 PM, JonWB2005 wrote:
At 11/1/11 01:46 PM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 11/1/11 01:41 PM, MrRager wrote: What do you call a limbless person?
A Vietnam veteran.
Q. What do you call a limbless person in the ocean?
A. Bob.
What do you call a limbless person sitting on the porch?

Matt

What do you call a limbless person in the barber shop?

Harry.

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:22 PM Reply

Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by5 black guys?

A basketball coach

Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

A quarterback

Q: what do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 black guys?

A prison guard

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:27 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 02:22 PM, JonWB2005 wrote: Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by5 black guys?
A basketball coach
Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?
A quarterback
Q: what do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 black guys?
A prison guard

Q: What do you call a black guy surrounded by 307 Million white guys?

A: President.

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:29 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 02:27 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
Q: What do you call a black guy surrounded by 307 Million white guys?
A: President.

Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 307 Million black guys?
A: A political figure in Africa.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:29 PM Reply

lmao thats a good one for the list


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:32 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 02:29 PM, MrRager wrote:
At 11/1/11 02:27 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:
Q: What do you call a black guy surrounded by 307 Million white guys?
A: President.
Q: What do you call a white guy surrounded by 307 Million black guys?
A: A tourist.

Fixed.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:34 PM Reply

I was trying to think of a good science joke for this thread...

but all the good ones Argon

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:37 PM Reply

Women's rights.

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:39 PM Reply

What does a redneck girl say when she hits puberty?

Ow daddy get off yer crushing my marlboros

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 02:40 PM Reply

Your mother suffers from such a high degree of obesity, that when she leaps into a pool, she displaces a proportionally larger volume of water than a person with less body mass.

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 03:42 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 02:40 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Your mother suffers from such a high degree of obesity, that when she leaps into a pool, she displaces a proportionally larger volume of water than a person with less body mass.

I need this on a poster


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 04:00 PM Reply

can i fuk ya ass bich


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 04:04 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 10:37 AM, joeEFFINGmayo wrote:
At 11/1/11 10:19 AM, Skeepsis wrote: joeEFFINGymao
Harty Har Har

I know, I thought it was pretty good too. But that might just be me.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 04:09 PM Reply

go to bash.org

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 04:11 PM Reply

A man looks out of his window and thinks: 'Damn! It's a great day to say, lay naked in the sun today!' and so he does.

While he is lying down, he falls asleep untill the little girl who lives next to him accidentily kicks her football (soccer) over the fence and climbs over the fence to get it. The man wakes up and the girl asks, pointing at his penis 'What's that?' 'Uhhh that's my... duckie' He replies.

A couple of hours later he wakes up at the hospital with his entire crotch (spelling?) wrapped in bandages and asks the nurse what the fuck happened to him. The nurse replies with that he can better asks his neighbourgirl for that.

The little girl walks in and explains: Well, after I got the ball back from your garden I played for a while, but it got boring, so I decided I wanted to play with your duckie, but when it begun to spew, I snapped his neck, crushed his eggs and burned his nest.

Lame, I know.

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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 04:14 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 02:40 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Your mother suffers from such a high degree of obesity, that when she leaps into a pool, she displaces a proportionally larger volume of water than a person with less body mass.

Oh I say! >:(

*ahem*

Your mother is so obscenely anorexic in lifestyle and proportions, her entire body could fit within the confines of the head of a needle without any particular physical difficulties or or related trauma incurred.

Ha.


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Response to Dumb, but funny jokes, anyone? Nov. 1st, 2011 @ 04:15 PM Reply

At 11/1/11 03:42 PM, joeEFFINGmayo wrote:
At 11/1/11 02:40 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: Your mother suffers from such a high degree of obesity, that when she leaps into a pool, she displaces a proportionally larger volume of water than a person with less body mass.
I need this on a poster

I agree I would be willing to pay up to $10 dollars for a poster with that joke, or a booklet with that and similar style jokes.


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