A man looks out of his window and thinks: 'Damn! It's a great day to say, lay naked in the sun today!' and so he does.
While he is lying down, he falls asleep untill the little girl who lives next to him accidentily kicks her football (soccer) over the fence and climbs over the fence to get it. The man wakes up and the girl asks, pointing at his penis 'What's that?' 'Uhhh that's my... duckie' He replies.
A couple of hours later he wakes up at the hospital with his entire crotch (spelling?) wrapped in bandages and asks the nurse what the fuck happened to him. The nurse replies with that he can better asks his neighbourgirl for that.
The little girl walks in and explains: Well, after I got the ball back from your garden I played for a while, but it got boring, so I decided I wanted to play with your duckie, but when it begun to spew, I snapped his neck, crushed his eggs and burned his nest.
Lame, I know.