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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 01:42:03 Reply

At 10/31/11 12:31 AM, BlueMieux wrote:
At 10/31/11 12:27 AM, roderickii wrote: It was okay, I was dissapointed in the choice of the main villain. okay she wears creme that mutated her skin to feel no pain and increased density, but she's not even a fighter.
I was joking, Catwoman was horrid. You've got a shitty taste in movies if you thought it was "okay."

Okay, thank god. I actually thought you enjoyed Catwoman and I was about to pull this trigger.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 01:45:57 Reply

Black Dynamite was a good one. That, or Shaft


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 04:04:53 Reply

They should totally make a movie of this guy:

title says it all.

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 04:09:40 Reply

Oh thank god! I misread this as, "Glenn Beck Superhero Movie" and immediately came here to rage.

Movies, IDK. But there are a LOT of good black comic heroes. Never really had to pick my "Favorite black superhero," but if I had to, I'd say Static Shock. Read him or watch the show sometime.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 08:32:45 Reply

Blackula and black dynamite.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 08:39:11 Reply

Hancock.


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 08:40:56 Reply

At 10/31/11 08:32 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Blackula

He's a bad guy.

Spawn is an adequate "hero" movie and he's a black guy.

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 09:05:04 Reply

I think Newgrounds is failing to grasp the difference between "good black superhero movies" and "campy blaxploitation movies"

Also, for the record, "superhero" tends to imply either they have super powers or some sort of super science (see: batmobile, iron man suit, steroids and a gun)

At 10/31/11 12:31 AM, gamejunkie wrote: How soon we forget!

Michael Jackson - Moonwalker.

He wasn't black in moonwalker

You should have gone with Thriller, he was black then and was able to command the legions of the undead and telekinetically moisten the vulvas of millions.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 09:08:17 Reply

I never thought blankman was bad.but I was a child back then.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 09:27:03 Reply

At 10/31/11 09:05 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
At 10/31/11 12:31 AM, gamejunkie wrote: How soon we forget!

Michael Jackson - Moonwalker.
He wasn't black in moonwalker

Damn. I definitely can't argue with that. Score 1 for you. But he did have super powers.

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 09:31:35 Reply

Only one.

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 09:47:37 Reply

At 10/31/11 09:27 AM, gamejunkie wrote:
At 10/31/11 09:05 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote:
At 10/31/11 12:31 AM, gamejunkie wrote: How soon we forget!

Michael Jackson - Moonwalker.
He wasn't black in moonwalker
Damn. I definitely can't argue with that. Score 1 for you. But he did have super powers.

Dude he had insane superpowers. He could turn into anything, defy the laws of physics, flip coins like a motherfucker, and keep kids off of evil super drugs Joe Pesci was brewing and also get revenge on him for fucking with his BFF, MacCaulay Culkan.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 12:18:39 Reply

At 10/31/11 08:40 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote:
At 10/31/11 08:32 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Blackula
He's a bad guy.

Spawn is an adequate "hero" movie and he's a black guy.

Spawn is an antihero. But yeah, I suppose he counts.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 12:28:34 Reply

At 10/31/11 04:04 AM, DrunkenMonkey123 wrote: They should totally make a movie of this guy:

title says it all.

"Man you come right out of a comic book."
Luke Cage is pretty cool, but now I wonder if Grandmaster Bushido Brown could qualify as a black superhero, even though he is dead.

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 12:40:36 Reply

At 10/31/11 12:19 AM, Garage wrote: Boss Ni gger.

This was so fucking awesome.


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At 10/31/11 12:56 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: In all seriousness they need to make a Black Panther movie. Hell, he'd be an interesting story, wouldn't he be?

Black Panther is pretty cool, I'd go see it.

I would've gone to see Green Lantern, if it was the black Green Lantern.

Yeah, yeah, shut up. I just like the Green Lantern better as a black man.

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 13:03:22 Reply

At 10/31/11 01:01 PM, Rahmemhotep wrote:
At 10/31/11 12:56 AM, Krbyfan1 wrote: In all seriousness they need to make a Black Panther movie. Hell, he'd be an interesting story, wouldn't he be?
Black Panther is pretty cool, I'd go see it.

I would've gone to see Green Lantern, if it was the black Green Lantern.

Well for what the movie is it kinda sucked.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-10-31 14:44:56 Reply

At 10/31/11 12:19 AM, BlueMieux wrote: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bla ck_superheroes#Movies ?

Also, Catwoman starring Halle Berry was a great movie. :D

No, it wasn't. Halle Berry even accepted her Raspberry Award and said the movie was a "piece of shit". If I wanted to see stuff simply for hot women, I'd watch porn.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 15:21:44 Reply

I don't know about BLACK PANTHER, but LUKE CAGE and BRONZE TIGER definitely desreve one.

A BLACK LIGHTNING movie would be EIPC and BAD APPLE:

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 15:24:48 Reply

At 11/4/11 03:21 PM, ngman7 wrote: I don't know about BLACK PANTHER, but LUKE CAGE and BRONZE TIGER definitely deserve one.

A BLACK LIGHTNING movie would be EIPC and BAD APPLE:

FIXED.

If they had gone with the John Stewart Green Lantern in the GL movie, I'd be all ofr it:

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 15:25:56 Reply

It is hard to make a good Black superhero movie, when you think about what the Superhero universe has to offer. Giving that Blade is awesome, and Catwoman is... not horrible, there aren't so many other black superhero that would make a good Superhero movie. Although I think Steele good have been... good if it had been done right and had an actual actor.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 15:26:36 Reply

Does Shaft count? It should.


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 15:31:52 Reply

What About Bruce Leroy?

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 15:36:50 Reply

At 11/4/11 03:25 PM, Mismo wrote: It is hard to make a good Black superhero movie, when you think about what the Superhero universe has to offer. Giving that Blade is awesome, and Catwoman is... not horrible, there aren't so many other black superhero that would make a good Superhero movie. Although I think Steele good have been... good if it had been done right and had an actual actor.

Catwoman is one of the wosrt superhero films ever made. STEEL could have been a good movie - had they had gotten a REALactor. It would have done the Superman franchise justice.

Blade goes against my beliefs as a Christian.

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 15:54:12 Reply

this one


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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 16:55:31 Reply

At 11/4/11 03:31 PM, mizzjuicyflava wrote: What About Bruce Leroy?

I saw "Last Dragon" as a kid and I still think it is corny.

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 17:06:29 Reply

and here you have other one

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 19:09:20 Reply

Cyborg!

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 21:45:37 Reply

At 11/4/11 05:06 PM, kakalxlax wrote: and here you have other one

Superman isn't BLACK. THere is no Black Superman - not unless you are counting the one form EARTH D, who appearedin DC's Crisis of Infinite Earths:

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Response to Good Black Superhero Movies 2011-11-04 21:54:15 Reply

-Knight Rider.... The car "Kit" was black.
-BLANK MAN.
-Invisibleman from mysterymen.
-Urklebot, from Family Matters
-Batman, he's black. or at least his suit is.
-Lando Calrissian.
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