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dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 07:58:58 Reply

"whenever you send me an email it goes to my spam box" - guy 1
"why does it go there" girl 1
"because it could be a virus" girl 2
"like a computer virus though, not like an illness" girl 2


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 08:00:38 Reply

" Yeah, we're real rock stars now smoking behind the studio " - The drummer of my friends band !

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 08:01:00 Reply

Some girl - Although we're riding on a bus, we're just sitting still here. So we are not actually moving at all.


#AMAFORSEXSLAVE2014

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 08:20:05 Reply

"The Earth is only 6000 years old."

Facepalm.

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 08:27:42 Reply

"the exam results are satisfactory. overall, only slightly less than 30% of you failed." - my chemistry teacher.

"the police didn't allow us to leave. we are going to sue them for illegal confinement" - LSH, HKU student, year 3. (background story: LSH and the other two students refused to leave even after the police officers told them no one was allowed to go to the other side of the campus through the corridor, and how to get to the destinaion from another route. according to numerous eyewitness account, those students were free to go.)


^Just another nonsensical forum post.^

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 09:16:42 Reply

"Come again, Petty Officer?"


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 09:39:46 Reply

Bitch #1 " WHY Teh FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?"

Me "....."

Bitch #1 "ANSWER ME"

(Bitch#1 Then Proceedes to beat the fuck out of Supasang for not answering within 2 seconds)


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 09:42:35 Reply

I heard that and found it dumb:
"Death happens all the fucking time, I hate it when people cry over the deaths of people they don't even know. There was this girl who used to go to my school five years ago and her death was mentioned during assembly and people were actually CRYING during the prayer and slideshow.

Whats the fucking point? Seriously, my dog died and I didn't give a crap, I just got on with my life cause shit happens and there is nothing you can do about it.

So the next time a loved one dies man the fuck up and get over it aight?"


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 09:44:06 Reply

Where can I find brown paper bags in England?


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 09:58:40 Reply

"Mosquitos aren't animals are they?" and "are penguins birds?" both said by my 60-something year old stepfather


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 10:09:32 Reply

At 10/30/11 09:42 AM, Asandir wrote: I heard that and found it dumb:
"Death happens all the fucking time, I hate it when people cry over the deaths of people they don't even know. There was this girl who used to go to my school five years ago and her death was men

yeah i heard that too that was so stupid


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 11:50:59 Reply

Yeah right

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 11:59:31 Reply

At 10/30/11 11:50 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Yeah right

I am so doing something like this next time someone post one of those religious bullshit statuses on facebook.

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 12:00:17 Reply

At 10/30/11 08:20 AM, Japati wrote: "The Earth is only 6000 years old."

Facepalm.

"The universe is 13.odd Billion years old."

*Facepalm*


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 12:05:02 Reply

At 10/30/11 12:00 PM, EmmaVolt wrote:

"The universe is 13.odd Billion years old."

Because objective, logical proof for an idea is absurd.


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 12:06:33 Reply

At 10/30/11 11:50 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Yeah right

Yeah right.

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 12:29:03 Reply

" I go out of my way to buy things from China. "

" You go out of your way to put hard working people of your own nation out of work and buy shitty products that have an estimated life use of about a month? "

" No, I buy things made in China. Kamikaze and all that. "

" *audible facepalm* "


If I were diagnosed with a terminal illness I'd take the last days of my life and rob a bank. I'd take that money and donate it to charity. That's how I want to be remembered.

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 12:29:06 Reply

At 10/30/11 11:50 AM, Magical-Zorse wrote: Yeah right

That was just pure EPIC!!!!


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 12:36:51 Reply

Me: "Why did you write poop=crabs on my notebook?"
Girl: "Because it's funny!"
Me: "But the equation doesn't make any sense. One is waste, the other is a living thing."
Girl: "you're thinking of the wrong crabs! I'm talking about the crabs DOWN THERE."
Me: "Which are living things."
Girl: "No, it's a disease! I'm not talking about ocean crabs, I'm talking about crabs the disease."
Me: "CRABS that are DOWN THERE are pubic lice. Thus, they are alive."
Girl: "Ew that's gross!"

Yeah. She's a nice person and all, kind of a dumbass sometimes though.


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 12:53:23 Reply

At 10/30/11 12:05 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:
At 10/30/11 12:00 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: "The universe is 13.odd Billion years old."
Because objective, logical proof for an idea is absurd.

Especially when the objective, logical proof isn't logical at all.


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 13:19:01 Reply

Girl 1: "I have this friend who thinks she can fix her phone by licking it."


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 13:22:07 Reply

At 10/30/11 01:19 PM, MrRager wrote: Girl 1: "I have this friend who thinks she can fix her phone by licking it."

Girl 2: 0H H41 GU15 --- M3!!11!


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 14:05:10 Reply

"There was nothing written before the old%uFEFF testament...in the beginning there was the word."


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 14:05:15 Reply

spoulja boie


I'm an instigator

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 14:06:31 Reply

At 10/30/11 02:05 PM, Ulven wrote: "There was nothing written before the old%uFEFF testament...in the beginning there was the word."

Wow, what happened there? Oh well... let's try again.

"There was nothing written before the old testament... in the beginning there was the word."


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 16:08:15 Reply

Pretty much anything Fred Phelps has ever said. And for that matter, anything that Christopher Hitchens has ever said. I think the single dumbest thing might have been when Phelps said that he was going to protest Jerry Falwell's funeral...despite the fact that Falwell said that gays were responsible for the September 11th attacks, something Phelps himself agrees on. Are they going to picket his funeral when he dies? What an idiot.


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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 16:20:14 Reply

"Because, in the future, card games will be played on motorbikes." - Tristan Taylor, Yu-gi-oh Abridged!

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 16:26:46 Reply

1-"You aren't hardcore."
2-"Yes we are!"
1-"Say one thing you've done that makes you hardcore."
2-"I've stolen a button from FYE!"
3-"I've gotten more change than I wanted and not told the waiter!"
1-'..."

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 16:31:57 Reply

This:

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1278 718

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Response to dumbest things uve ever heard 2011-10-30 16:33:57 Reply

Some person who thinks he/she is so knowledgeable in his/her own field however in reality he/she sucks.