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"whenever you send me an email it goes to my spam box" - guy 1
"why does it go there" girl 1
"because it could be a virus" girl 2
"like a computer virus though, not like an illness" girl 2
Some girl - Although we're riding on a bus, we're just sitting still here. So we are not actually moving at all.
Something, something, something
"the exam results are satisfactory. overall, only slightly less than 30% of you failed." - my chemistry teacher.
"the police didn't allow us to leave. we are going to sue them for illegal confinement" - LSH, HKU student, year 3. (background story: LSH and the other two students refused to leave even after the police officers told them no one was allowed to go to the other side of the campus through the corridor, and how to get to the destinaion from another route. according to numerous eyewitness account, those students were free to go.)
Yeah, I make no sense.
Bitch #1 " WHY Teh FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?"
Bitch #1 "ANSWER ME"
(Bitch#1 Then Proceedes to beat the fuck out of Supasang for not answering within 2 seconds)
"If music be the food of love, play on.'~Spongebob
I heard that and found it dumb:
"Death happens all the fucking time, I hate it when people cry over the deaths of people they don't even know. There was this girl who used to go to my school five years ago and her death was mentioned during assembly and people were actually CRYING during the prayer and slideshow.
Whats the fucking point? Seriously, my dog died and I didn't give a crap, I just got on with my life cause shit happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
So the next time a loved one dies man the fuck up and get over it aight?"
Without truth, there is no justice.
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"Mosquitos aren't animals are they?" and "are penguins birds?" both said by my 60-something year old stepfather
At 10/30/11 09:42 AM, Asandir wrote: I heard that and found it dumb:
"Death happens all the fucking time, I hate it when people cry over the deaths of people they don't even know. There was this girl who used to go to my school five years ago and her death was men
yeah i heard that too that was so stupid
At 10/30/11 08:20 AM, Japati wrote: "The Earth is only 6000 years old."
"The universe is 13.odd Billion years old."
" I go out of my way to buy things from China. "
" You go out of your way to put hard working people of your own nation out of work and buy shitty products that have an estimated life use of about a month? "
" No, I buy things made in China. Kamikaze and all that. "
" *audible facepalm* "
If I were diagnosed with a terminal illness I'd take the last days of my life and rob a bank. I'd take that money and donate it to charity. That's how I want to be remembered.
Me: "Why did you write poop=crabs on my notebook?"
Girl: "Because it's funny!"
Me: "But the equation doesn't make any sense. One is waste, the other is a living thing."
Girl: "you're thinking of the wrong crabs! I'm talking about the crabs DOWN THERE."
Me: "Which are living things."
Girl: "No, it's a disease! I'm not talking about ocean crabs, I'm talking about crabs the disease."
Me: "CRABS that are DOWN THERE are pubic lice. Thus, they are alive."
Girl: "Ew that's gross!"
Yeah. She's a nice person and all, kind of a dumbass sometimes though.
At 10/30/11 12:05 PM, Heretic-Anchorite wrote:At 10/30/11 12:00 PM, EmmaVolt wrote: "The universe is 13.odd Billion years old."Because objective, logical proof for an idea is absurd.
Especially when the objective, logical proof isn't logical at all.
Girl 1: "I have this friend who thinks she can fix her phone by licking it."
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
At 10/30/11 01:19 PM, MrRager wrote: Girl 1: "I have this friend who thinks she can fix her phone by licking it."
Girl 2: 0H H41 GU15 --- M3!!11!
"There was nothing written before the old%uFEFF testament...in the beginning there was the word."
At 10/30/11 02:05 PM, Ulven wrote: "There was nothing written before the old%uFEFF testament...in the beginning there was the word."
Wow, what happened there? Oh well... let's try again.
"There was nothing written before the old testament... in the beginning there was the word."
Pretty much anything Fred Phelps has ever said. And for that matter, anything that Christopher Hitchens has ever said. I think the single dumbest thing might have been when Phelps said that he was going to protest Jerry Falwell's funeral...despite the fact that Falwell said that gays were responsible for the September 11th attacks, something Phelps himself agrees on. Are they going to picket his funeral when he dies? What an idiot.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
"Because, in the future, card games will be played on motorbikes." - Tristan Taylor, Yu-gi-oh Abridged!
"Spiders have 6 legs."
"No They are insects so they have 12."
"That is my bannana shitass."
That one was said by an 87 year old.
I Hereby post the blame on You