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How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:40 AM Reply

understand the psychology (on a neurological level) of getting a person to clicking and integrate those findings within web design

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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:41 AM Reply

Easier idea: ask a million people for a dollar.

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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:42 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 03:41 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: Easier idea: ask a million people for a dollar.

first problem:

how do you get that message out to a million people?

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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:43 AM Reply

whore your self out to some really fat chicks


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:44 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 03:41 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: Easier idea: ask a million people for a dollar.

Well I never...

...

That is a great idea! Why didn't I think of that -- there are 7 billion people on the earth!


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:45 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 03:41 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: Easier idea: ask a million people for a dollar.

Easier EASIER idea: ask five hundred thousand people for ten dollars.

oh wait, I think that adds up to more than a million. but is that a problem? I think not.
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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:46 AM Reply

or you can whore your mom out


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:48 AM Reply

sell cocaine.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:49 AM Reply

Make porn, run a porn site.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:50 AM Reply

I clicked the image, but could not see in side. What do?


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 03:53 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 03:49 AM, Narcissy wrote: Make porn, run a porn site.

run a porn site sounds good


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 04:42 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 03:53 AM, Dangerous-D wrote: run a porn site sounds good

In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!

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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 05:09 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 05:06 AM, BlueMieux wrote: Offering it for free would probably make you more money off ad revenue.

Basically.

Almost everyone looks at porn.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 05:15 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 05:09 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 10/30/11 05:06 AM, BlueMieux wrote: Offering it for free would probably make you more money off ad revenue.
Basically.

Almost everyone looks at porn.

and fap to it


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 05:17 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 05:15 AM, Dangerous-D wrote: and fap to it

Or schlick. Don't be fooled. Women look at porn too.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 05:20 AM Reply

step 1: evaluate the riemann zeta function at odd integral values and find a closed forumla for it.
step 2: you will be very famous.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 05:26 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 05:20 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: forumla

Arrugula! :33

Bleh, making money is easier if you're ruthless and talented, which I'm not. Pop-Stars are born with amazing voices and - while they do some training to hone that talent - are just lucky basterds who flaunt that luck like it were nothing at all.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 05:27 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 05:20 AM, i-am-ghey wrote: step 1: evaluate the riemann zeta function at odd integral values and find a closed forumla for it.
step 2: you will be very famous.

alternatively, create a blog and pretend to have cancer, and ask for donations. make another 20 blogs, each time with different rare disease, and repeat the procedure until you get a million.

people are guillible.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 06:34 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 03:46 AM, Dangerous-D wrote: or you can whore your mom out

If that's the case, I should be a multibillionaire by now.

Why mother, WHY?!
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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 06:41 AM Reply

Bullshit you can make a million dollars on the internet anymore it's all monopolized like everything else.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 06:43 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 03:41 AM, GodOfVideoGames wrote: Easier idea: ask a million people for a dollar.

Someone should try that for charity.

Would make for a cool little video tbh to see what progress a person could make.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 07:14 AM Reply

There are many ways to earn a million, and all of them are difficult, I guess. For example, you could win one million (let us ignore the taxes and that you have to give a good part of the money you earn to the state, atleast in Germany) in the show "Whow wants to be a millionaire" but you either need a lot of money or extreme luck or a combination of both.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 07:16 AM Reply

It all has to do with effort.


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Response to How to make a million dollars Oct. 30th, 2011 @ 07:20 AM Reply

At 10/30/11 07:16 AM, HotCakes wrote: It all has to do with effort.

That is very true. To have such monetary succes, you need ideas, the motivation, money to start with( atleast a bit) and a lot of luck, and then you could make it. But having money alone doesn't mean that you will be happy, altough it makes things easier.


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