I Propose A New Language

[Nentindo]

We shall call it American. It will have 25 letters in the alphabet. All of the letters in the English alphabet, except for u. This new language would serve many benefits. People wouldn't get into arguments about it, and us English people will not have to tolerate the slaughtering of our language, it will be a completely new one. Also, when someone says they speak American, they are right. No more arguments about that either. So hear me out, and make this new language prosper.

[MushookieMan]

So then we would be the Nited States of America. So much for unity!

[Chumbawamba]

No need to hate, American English is your friend!

[thegarbear14]

why do brits get so mad about american english...really it's just one more thing they feel like they have to moan about. it's so annoying. moany people are annoying.

[Nentindo]

At 10/27/11 01:40 PM, thegarbear14 wrote: why do brits get so mad about american english...really it's just one more thing they feel like they have to moan about. it's so annoying. moany people are annoying.

Which is why I propose this new language.

[Razz]

At 10/27/11 01:05 PM, Nentindo wrote: We shall call it American. It will have 25 letters in the alphabet. All of the letters in the English alphabet, except for u. This new language would serve many benefits. People wouldn't get into arguments about it, and us English people will not have to tolerate the slaughtering of our language, it will be a completely new one. Also, when someone says they speak American, they are right. No more arguments about that either. So hear me out, and make this new language prosper.

We shall call it American. It will have 25 letters in the alphabet. All of the letters in the English alphabet, except for . This new langage wold serve many benefits. People woldn't get into argments abot it, and s English people will not have to tolerate the slaghtering of our langage, it will be a completely new one. Also, when someone says they speak American, they are right. No more argments about that either. So hear me out, and make this new langage prosper.

Read this paragraph. It's exactly how your new language would read. American English does use the letter "u" just not in places where it doesn't make sense ... Such as the word "color."

[Rivergrey]

At 10/27/11 01:41 PM, Nentindo wrote:

At 10/27/11 01:40 PM, thegarbear14 wrote: ...moany people are annoying.

Which is why I propose this new language.

Aha. That explains everything. ;3

Yo mad bro?

[thegarbear14]

At 10/27/11 01:43 PM, Rivergrey wrote:

At 10/27/11 01:41 PM, Nentindo wrote:

At 10/27/11 01:40 PM, thegarbear14 wrote: ...moany people are annoying.

Which is why I propose this new language.

Aha. That explains everything. ;3

Yo mad bro?

no i just don't really understand why people have to be annoying and moany about a different dialect of the same language.

[Nentindo]

At 10/27/11 01:43 PM, JoeMation wrote: Read this paragraph. It's exactly how your new language would read. American English does use the letter "u" just not in places where it doesn't make sense ... Such as the word "color."

Color, armor, mom, rumor, humor, and many more probably.

[Love]

We should just make every dialect of English a different language.

[111122223188]

i do not care that the country i was born in lost a war hundreds of years before i was born and neither should you. american english is fine.

[LiquidFire]

At 10/27/11 01:07 PM, MushookieMan wrote: So then we would be the Nited States of America. So much for unity!

Wouldn't it be "So much for nity"?

[Wolfos]

The original Latin alphabet used a "V" instead of "U".

[BizzarroPMP]

Because original English isn't at all made up of stolen and mispronounced words from other languages. And the rules of English aren't just a hot mess of contradictions....

...yeah.

[Nentindo]

At 10/27/11 02:27 PM, Hybridization wrote: We should just make every dialect of English a different language.

I'm okay with this.

[Killerhammer]

At 10/27/11 01:05 PM, Nentindo wrote: We shall call it American.

Yo bro, remember to COLOR your ARMOR today.

Holla holla get dolla.

[satanbrain]

Every english is a dialect of Middle English. Which is a dialect of Old English. Which is a collection of dialects of other even more ancient languages. American is an English dialect. It is unnecessary to create another language.

[SouthAsian]

I think this thread accidentally a flame/culture war between British and Americans.

[Painbringer]

*Tries speaking American*

So yore contry woold be called the YSA: Yoonited States of America

Also, my yoosername has no "U"s in it.

[Skaren]

Why should we get rid of u? I think we need to get rid of "c", it's the only letter that can always be replaced with a k or an s. Examples: Replased, kokk, klokk, fukk, dukk, essentric.

[BumFodder]

At 10/27/11 04:23 PM, Painbringer wrote: So yore contry woold be called the YSA: Yoonited States of America

That was actally pretty fnny.

[Boomstick]

I don't understand this at all.

[u]

At 10/27/11 01:05 PM, Nentindo wrote: We shall call it American. It will have 25 letters in the alphabet. All of the letters in the English alphabet, except for u.

Fuck you.

[Painbringer]

At 10/27/11 04:29 PM, BumFodder wrote:

At 10/27/11 04:23 PM, Painbringer wrote: So yore contry woold be called the YSA: Yoonited States of America

That was actally pretty fnny.

The proper words are "actoolly" and "fahnny"

Hey, OP - Is the word "programme" still accepted?

[Boss]

fuck u bitch i sp3333k perfect amrerican NOW

[DarkMatter]

I havn't heard any arguments about this, but perhaps it's cuz I'm not an idiot like you =)

[thegarbear14]

At 10/27/11 03:57 PM, SouthAsian wrote: I think this thread accidentally a flame/culture war between British and Americans.

it is....

[Bolo]

At 10/27/11 01:07 PM, MushookieMan wrote: So then we would be the Nited States of America. So much for unity!

Yewnited States makes more phonetic sense anyways

[Nentindo]

At 10/27/11 04:37 PM, DarkMatter wrote: I havn't heard any arguments about this, but perhaps it's cuz I'm not an idiot like you =)

I'm not an idiot for seeing what others have argued about.

[DarkMatter]

At 10/27/11 04:55 PM, Nentindo wrote:

At 10/27/11 04:37 PM, DarkMatter wrote: I havn't heard any arguments about this, but perhaps it's cuz I'm not an idiot like you =)

I'm not an idiot for seeing what others have argued about.

You are for taking it seriously and considering it a real issue when things like the itch on my ass are more important.