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my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:18:34 Reply

And it really annoys me because I try to hit on her, but he's always hitting on her first.

What do I do about him?

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:19:20 Reply

What do you do about him?

I don't know, but make sure you dig the hole at least 6-feet deep.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:19:26 Reply

Be better?
What do you expect us to say?

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:20:38 Reply

Murder him in cold blood.

Write a tragedy about it later.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:22:10 Reply

Time to get creative kid:
-Threesome
-rape him
-rape her
-masturbate about them doing it.
-have a threeway relationship.
This may not help,but hey,its pretty possible.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:24:33 Reply

At 10/26/11 11:22 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: This does not help, but hey, its pretty possible.

Fixed.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:24:39 Reply

You should've grab her tits

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:32:53 Reply

Don't you think the girl is tired of you two hitting on her all the time? What if she calls the police for abuse?

I think its time to re-evaluate your options here.

Tell him to fuck off. That always works.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:33:18 Reply

At 10/26/11 11:24 PM, Hybridization wrote:
At 10/26/11 11:22 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: This does not help, but hey, its pretty possible.
Fixed.

C'mon you have to admit the open relationship was a good idea?
OK,OP you must destroy your friend with knowledge and have ..........THE SWAG EFFECT!


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:34:58 Reply

Posting on NG.

Thinks he has any chance at being with any woman.

lmfao

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:42:06 Reply

Fuck him in the ass. This will establish you as the alpha male and make her attracted to you.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-26 23:44:29 Reply

Pee on her, bitches love it when you mark them as your territory.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 00:14:55 Reply

If he's succeeding and you are not, it means that either you're not doing it right and you need to man up, or it means that she's interested in him and not you.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 00:17:28 Reply

kick his ass brah! he was eyein YOUR lady! you gotta make his eyes so black & blue & swollen he can't look at shit no more


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 00:36:22 Reply

Get with her first


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 00:37:42 Reply

Okay, so I messaged you to ask you to chill, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children! For God's sake, if you chill with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going. what do you think?


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 00:40:03 Reply

At 10/26/11 11:18 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: And it really annoys me because I try to hit on her, but he's always hitting on her first.

What do I do about him?

He's breaking the brocode. You have permission to fight him. If you can't beat him in a fight, well, you're a pussy and she's going to end up with him.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 00:40:57 Reply

At 10/27/11 12:37 AM, STEM wrote: Bunch of junk.

STEM... What the hell, STEM?


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 01:04:29 Reply

Take a dump on her chest, and piss a circle around you and her in front of him to mark your territory. The broads really go for that kind of thing.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 01:10:10 Reply

Oh, and use some of the chest poop as warpaint too. He won't want to punch you if you have poop on your face.

And make sure to rape the bitch. The broads really go for that.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 01:18:34 Reply

At 10/26/11 11:18 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: And it really annoys me because I try to hit on her, but he's always hitting on her first.

What do I do about him?

Does he know you have a crush on the girl? bBecause if not that could be the problem.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 01:19:35 Reply

i'd kick his ass or tell him to step off.:D


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 02:10:21 Reply

Grow some balls and assert yourself dammit.
Tell your friend to back the hell off, and then keep the bitch as your trophy.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 03:29:17 Reply

how old are you, him and her ?


Its only rape if you say no.

Say no to rape.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 03:41:22 Reply

Tell him to back off. Of blow him up. Your call.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 03:50:55 Reply

Just go up to him and be like yo bitch keep off my bitch, bitch.

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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 04:42:16 Reply

I got some suggestions.

Put on a W.W.J.D. key chain, necklace or whatever, get some water, lace it with a large amount of hot sauce, and the next time you see him trying to hit on her on splash the shit in his face and yell something about demons and the power of Christ. If it burns, he's possessed and you were just "exorcising him" because you could tell there was an evil presence.

Then again that would most likely make you look like a huge ass.

If you do follow through with this tell us what happened afterwards.

Give her a present and confess your love for her.

Step 1: get a cock.
Step 2: Put cock in box.
Step 3: give to her
Step 4: ???
Step 5: Profit.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 07:17:12 Reply

Well have you tried to tell him, "hey dude, back of I'm actually trying to get somewhere with this girl"?

Or maybe he also is having a crush on her, and then you're fucked if you of less interest to the girl. Or perhaps she thinks you both are idiots trying to hit on her.

Also while you're here complaining. he's out there probably getting some.


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Response to my friend keeps hitting on my crush 2011-10-27 09:51:17 Reply

At 10/26/11 11:18 PM, Fullmetalnoob wrote: And it really annoys me because I try to hit on her, but he's always hitting on her first.

What do I do about him?

Find someone he has a crush on, and hit on them.


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