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trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 10:49:26 Reply

today, i got caught throwing spitballs in class. sorry your class is so boring, mr. FAGFACE. anyways, they sent me to the principal's office. i grinned the whole way there, thinking to myself, wow i sure am glad i got out of that class. next thing you know, i'm sitting in this cold office, in a steel chair. i was freezing my ass off. so, i decided to light the carpet on fire. the receptionist seemed to think i was utterly insane.

the campus police showed up next.

i told them i was just cold and they seemed to think i was some pyromaniac and judging by my constant record of anti-social behavior, some kind of psychopath. being a psychopath is pretty cool in my book. all of my favorite films are about killers (nightmare on elm st, friday the 13th, halloween etc). it was almost like becoming a star in a slasher franchise.

i really want to up the ante. what do you suggest, ng?

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 10:52:02 Reply

You're a retard, right?

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 10:52:35 Reply

Not a psychopath, just retarded.

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 10:54:36 Reply

The next step is tricky. You can't just go and kill someone, because if you do this improperly it could end your career far too early. The key is planning. Start planning something large-scale and diabolical, and in the meantime get some practice on animals, like cats, dogs, rats, etc.


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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 10:59:13 Reply

At 10/26/11 10:54 AM, Xarnor wrote: The next step is tricky. You can't just go and kill someone, because if you do this improperly it could end your career far too early. The key is planning. Start planning something large-scale and diabolical, and in the meantime get some practice on animals, like cats, dogs, rats, etc.

i once killed my neighbor's dog, but it was a little messy (i tossed a big boulder over the fence onto it). also, i think they know i did it, because they always give me weird looks when they see me.

i think i'm going to take my bb gun and hide in a bush, this halloween, and shoot people walking along the street.

i figure it's good enough practice. i always did want to be a sniper.

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 11:00:54 Reply

Stay away from meee!!!
O_O


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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 11:26:13 Reply

These are the kind of people who make people hate 11'ers and low levels :(

I'm simply new.

You sound a bit autistic.

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 11:28:29 Reply

Spitballs ? Are you in fucking pre-school or something ?

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 12:41:09 Reply

Hide feces in your school.

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 12:50:37 Reply

k i stoped reading at where you light the carpet on fire, really kid are you a retard come on think before you act common sense.


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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 12:53:00 Reply

Don't know if just retarded, or just an autistic child


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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 12:54:18 Reply

At 10/26/11 12:53 PM, MrRager wrote: Don't know if just retarded, or just an autistic child

hmmmmm or both?


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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 13:42:49 Reply

At 10/26/11 12:54 PM, 420SWED wrote:
At 10/26/11 12:53 PM, MrRager wrote: Don't know if just retarded, or just an autistic child
hmmmmm or both?

My troll senses are tingling.


Barev dzez.

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 13:46:28 Reply

At 10/26/11 01:42 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote:
At 10/26/11 12:54 PM, 420SWED wrote:
At 10/26/11 12:53 PM, MrRager wrote: Don't know if just retarded, or just an autistic child
hmmmmm or both?
My troll senses are tingling.

this thread deserved it.


i will form my foot in your ass!

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 13:51:06 Reply

At 10/26/11 10:49 AM, GhostOfHalloween wrote: what do you suggest, ng?

I suggest you learn that you're supposed to shoot spitballs, not throw them.


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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 13:51:50 Reply

At 10/26/11 12:53 PM, MrRager wrote: Don't know if just retarded, or just an autistic child

Or a troll? Hmmm? Obvious troll, anybody?

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 18:27:22 Reply

Turn yourself in to authorities


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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 19:06:33 Reply

Obvious troll is obvious.
....I still don't want to be anywhere NEAR you.


I Hereby post the blame on You

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 19:17:22 Reply

Try jumping from the roof of the school building while shouting stuff in Portuguese. Man, will you make the front pages!

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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 19:20:22 Reply

At 10/26/11 07:17 PM, Archile wrote: Try jumping from the roof of the school building while shouting stuff in Portuguese. Man, will you make the front pages!

This.
Oh, and maybeThis.


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Response to trip to principal's office 2011-10-26 19:25:21 Reply

Shame on everyone in this thread for feeding the troll.


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