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Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-25 22:50:52 Reply

I had just recently watched Judy Moody and the Zookeeper with my younger siblings.
I felt like I just wanted to blow my brains out, it was so damn horrible, but it got me thinking, "There has to be a worse family film than this."
So, What is the worst family film ever presented to you?


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-25 22:52:05 Reply

The new "Land of the Lost"
My god, I'd rather fap to Teeth than watch that again.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-25 22:54:28 Reply

Fred the movie. I was forced to watch it when it premired on Nickelodeon with the girls I babysat.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-25 23:27:25 Reply

Christmas with the cranks..........did I wen?


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-25 23:32:08 Reply

home alone 4.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 00:17:22 Reply

At 10/25/11 11:32 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: home alone 4.

Oh jeez, there were more than just 1?
That sounds horrible.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 00:22:55 Reply

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 00:33:51 Reply

Wasn't Troll 2 rated PG and technically a family movie?


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 01:19:34 Reply

At 10/26/11 12:33 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: Wasn't Troll 2 rated PG and technically a family movie?

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 01:29:06 Reply

At 10/25/11 10:50 PM, MrRager wrote: What is the worst family film ever presented to you?

The Brady Bunch Movie.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 01:34:02 Reply

At 10/26/11 12:17 AM, MrRager wrote:
At 10/25/11 11:32 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: home alone 4.
Oh jeez, there were more than just 1?
That sounds horrible.

The second one was pretty good. It starred all of the same people. But Home Alone 4 was a shitty made for TV movie with bad acting and large plot holes. There aren't enough characters in this post for me to list all of the reasons that that movie was the biggest pile of burning dog shit in the history of film. (other than the room, of course)


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 01:50:14 Reply

i watched marly and me with my friends kid,,, when that fucking dog died the kid nearly had a seizure from the epic fit it was taking,

i loled.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 02:58:00 Reply

At 10/25/11 10:50 PM, MrRager wrote: So, what is the worst family film ever presented to you?

I'd say it has to be the Home Alone series.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 03:14:47 Reply

Perhaps it's this. I haven't seen it.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 03:15:56 Reply

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 03:18:14 Reply

At 10/25/11 11:32 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: home alone 4.

In fact, most sequels of family movies are shit. Especially the Tobby and Bethoven movies. How much sequels did they make to these craps? Five or six each, at least.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 03:35:08 Reply

Sorry Australia, but anything made by The Wiggles.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 03:36:33 Reply

At 10/26/11 12:22 AM, Kaneda-X wrote: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

That....sounds....insane.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 03:37:56 Reply

At 10/26/11 03:18 AM, HeavenDuff wrote:
At 10/25/11 11:32 PM, majormelthesackboy wrote: home alone 4.
In fact, most sequels of family movies are shit. Especially the Tobby and Bethoven movies. How much sequels did they make to these craps? Five or six each, at least.

Totally forgot about the Beethoven sequels. Simply horrid.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 07:36:51 Reply

The Worst Family Movies ever made have to be the ones where they take a movie thats about mayhem, pillage, and destruction then try to turn the sequel into a family-friendly PG movie. The sequel to Conan The Barbarian comes to mind.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 07:49:13 Reply

Probably most of the Disney family films that are released, such as The Pacifier or Inspector Gadget.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 09:09:56 Reply

Worst movie ever

Worst Family Film ever made?


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 10:09:51 Reply

Mr. Popper's Penguins.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 10:19:31 Reply

The 3D chipmunks movies.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 11:08:22 Reply

<insert generic movie name> Part 8.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 11:14:25 Reply

At 10/26/11 11:09 AM, Natick wrote:
At 10/26/11 11:08 AM, TwistedPersonality wrote: <insert generic movie name> Part 8.
There isn't any family-oriented series that got to part 8.

Ernest had 13 movies, if I remember correctly thats more than 8.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 11:15:16 Reply

At 10/26/11 10:19 AM, JoeMation wrote: The 3D chipmunks movies.

Ow.

My brain.

And face.

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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 11:18:15 Reply

At 10/26/11 09:09 AM, CaptainPrichard wrote: Worst movie ever

I believe you found the wrong poster.

Worst Family Film ever made?


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 11:22:55 Reply

All Of the Are We there Yet Movies.


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Response to Worst Family Film ever made? 2011-10-26 11:52:08 Reply

Either Homeward Bound series, The Land Before Time series, anything with Charles Nelson Riley, The Last Uni... well actually I like that movie-scratch that, and probably the other things everyone else said.