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Hello various creatures of newgrounds. Welcome to the grand opening of my shitty little shop. Inside you will find any possible sort of makeup, mask, special effect goo, clothing, garb, or getup that you could possible use to cover up that already ugly mug of yours. And because it's the busiest, most lucrative time of year for a costume shop, we decided to be complete boneheads and start giving our merchandise away FREE OF COST!

Here's the deal. All I need from you is a photo or drawing of yourself, ladies preferably nude, and 3 random words of your choosing that I may or may not draw inspiration from. I will you these words and photos to design for you your very own Halloween costume! Once again,

I require from you:

1. Photo/drawing of yourself
2. Three (3) magic random words of your choosing
3. Please and thank you

And I will provide in return:

1. One super fantastical one of a kind original costume design!

please note: this is not a 'whore for a day' thread. I will probably be working on these through to Halloween. They will take up to two hours each, depending on complexity, and will be in full colour. So be patient. Serious requests only. No sharks wrestling. That is not a costume.

Return policy:
I apologise for yout apparent lack of taste, but all sales are final.

I bet this is all just a scam so thy shteef here can get some more pics to look at while he fondles himself.

At 10/25/11 06:48 PM, J-qb wrote: I bet this is all just a scam so thy shteef here can get some more pics to look at while he fondles himself.

What was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me fondling myself.

At 10/25/11 06:27 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote: Pickle
Lightsaber
Armadillo

I said no returns.

Why did I let you guys pick words?

At 10/25/11 06:41 PM, LegolaSS wrote: would also help if i posted a picture... gosh, don't i feel like a newb...

and also if double posting wasn't banned

Not as much of a newb as you'll feel like wearing this supreme shrubbery dangler costume.

No refunds.

President's
Daughter
Kidnapped

Voyage
Cosmonaut
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon iosis

lol guys... Couldn't you just pick "bedsheet, holes, boo"?

So, I will be going to bed shortly. There is a chance I may be posting Aigis' costume tonight, otherwise I will finish it first thing after work and have it posted before 7pm tomorrow. Dark I will therefore have yours done around 9 and will have time for one that has yet to be requested. Or two if I finish Aigis' tonight.

-zombie
-sandwich
-hipster

My cam is broken and this is the first pic i found so...

Soap
Radical!
Sleep

Dark, Mischievous, Black

please and thank you *grumble

urf this is before i bleached my hair but herpderp
anywho:
GOATS
CLOWNS
KEANU REEVES

At 10/26/11 02:37 PM, test-object wrote:

At 10/26/11 11:39 AM, PersonUnknown wrote: Dark, Mischievous, Black

please and thank you *grumble

I would like to replace these words with 'angsty', 'Poe' and 'ShadowHedgehog'.

Can I ask why?

Hi I'm angryglacier and I want to use the following words:
Candy
Chocolate
Factory

Ooo! I like this idea.

1. God-tier
2. Nyckelharpa
3. Ghosts

Thank you.

"God Tier": if you don't know it, and you probably don't, google it, I guess? It's very geeky.

1. Money
2. Potato
3. Serbia(lol its a name of a country)

Please...

Here is a pic(its so bad u cant even see my face but its the only one i found(4 AM Skype webcam))

Oh and i know im a kid,dont sell me that shit(at least i am allowed to be here)

Ok so i figured u will probably need a better pic so here:

Also this one is a bit old,a year old but yeah...

At 10/25/11 10:29 PM, Aigis wrote: President's
Daughter
Kidnapped

All sales are final.

At 10/26/11 08:11 PM, Sockembop wrote:

At 10/25/11 10:29 PM, Aigis wrote: President's
Daughter
Kidnapped

All sales are final.

Hahahahahahaha.

I am running a little behind the planned schedule. I am pushing to finish dark's tonight. Everyone who requested a costume up until this point is guaranteed a finished product. If I have any left over by then, I will bang them off on the weekend. Any new requests after this post, I will do my best to get them done by the time the bank takes possession of my shop on the 31st. It's hard to make a profit when all of your merchandise is 100% off.

At 10/26/11 08:11 PM, Sockembop wrote: All sales are final.

Sock, I love you.

At 10/26/11 11:54 PM, lovingthedark wrote:

At 10/26/11 08:11 PM, Sockembop wrote: All sales are final.

Sock, I love you.

Aw, I love you too! Which is why I'm giving you a 0 day warranty on your costume. Also free.

Liquid
Crystal
Display

Light's bright bro.

At 10/26/11 12:31 AM, creepyboy wrote: -zombie
-sandwich
-hipster

This bread is made from a fair trade organic flour produced my a small local company you probably haven't even heard of using techniques producing next to no carbon footprint.

You got mustard on the collar. No returns on damaged goods.