At 10/28/11 07:00 PM, Dapper wrote:
Coming from someone who actually lives in London, having the new GTA set here is not a good idea. Seriously, there's hardly any crime and when there is, it's only committed by pikeys with knives rather than gangsters who live in penthouse apartments as we'd like to think. London would be a boring setting.
They could base it on the recent riots because they were so exciting and eventful.
Just think, the whole story could be about how you go from Poland to live with your cousin who moved there a few years ago and claim to have hit the big time. But when you get there it turns out he's living in a council flat and works at Subway, but he's also in trouble with the local crew of angsty teenagers who have flick knives and baseball bats, because he borrowed twenty quid off of one of the members. So you have to beat a few of them up.
But then they recruit you and you start doing jobs for them, like mugging kids on their way home from school. That's when the riots suddenly break out, and they get you to steal stuff from shops which you then take pictures of yourself with to post of Facebook.
Then after the riots the police find these pictures and are trying to arrest you, so you have to stay low for a while. When suddenly your gang leader is arrested! So you get together with the remaining gang members to plan the prison breakout. You do this for several months, before you and your gang of teenagers realise that they are in fact only teenagers and that the leaders sentence was only a few months as well, so you decide to just wait until he's out.
And that is how the story ends.
all whilst being phoned and asked to see "DISGUSTING ENGLISH TITTIEEEESSSSSSS"