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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 28th, 2011 @ 10:15 PM Reply

At 10/28/11 07:06 PM, Decoy9 wrote: "All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ"

It felt good killing that mother fucker at the end of the game.

Also, imagine if they actually spent the last few years applying the motion capture technology of L.A noire to GTA in secret?


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 28th, 2011 @ 10:44 PM Reply

At 10/28/11 07:00 PM, Dapper wrote: Coming from someone who actually lives in London, having the new GTA set here is not a good idea. Seriously, there's hardly any crime and when there is, it's only committed by pikeys with knives rather than gangsters who live in penthouse apartments as we'd like to think. London would be a boring setting.

They could base it on the recent riots because they were so exciting and eventful.

Just think, the whole story could be about how you go from Poland to live with your cousin who moved there a few years ago and claim to have hit the big time. But when you get there it turns out he's living in a council flat and works at Subway, but he's also in trouble with the local crew of angsty teenagers who have flick knives and baseball bats, because he borrowed twenty quid off of one of the members. So you have to beat a few of them up.

But then they recruit you and you start doing jobs for them, like mugging kids on their way home from school. That's when the riots suddenly break out, and they get you to steal stuff from shops which you then take pictures of yourself with to post of Facebook.

Then after the riots the police find these pictures and are trying to arrest you, so you have to stay low for a while. When suddenly your gang leader is arrested! So you get together with the remaining gang members to plan the prison breakout. You do this for several months, before you and your gang of teenagers realise that they are in fact only teenagers and that the leaders sentence was only a few months as well, so you decide to just wait until he's out.

And that is how the story ends.

all whilst being phoned and asked to see "DISGUSTING ENGLISH TITTIEEEESSSSSSS"
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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 28th, 2011 @ 10:45 PM Reply

It's set in San Andreas.

Calling it.
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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 28th, 2011 @ 10:49 PM Reply

Set in North Korea... anyone?


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 28th, 2011 @ 11:00 PM Reply

At 10/28/11 10:15 PM, animehater wrote:
It felt good killing that mother fucker at the end of the game.

Ahh. Melving "Big Smoke" Harris. Who could forget him and his last words: "I had no choice, I had to do it. I just see the opportunity. When I'm gone, everyone's gonna remember my name...BIG SMOKE!"


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 28th, 2011 @ 11:02 PM Reply

At 10/28/11 10:44 PM, Snuff wrote:
And that is how the story ends.

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 05:01 AM Reply

At 10/28/11 10:45 PM, Oliver wrote: It's set in San Andreas.

I wouldn't be too bothered if they went back to San Andreas or created a bigger, better version of Vice City. Regardless of where they set it, I hope they are able to do a San Andreas style of map. I liked having the multiple cities and the country in-between them.


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 05:46 AM Reply

Rockstar come on make a remastered game of San Andreas ! >:(


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 10:15 AM Reply

Sweet, would be cool if we had a GTA game set in canada though

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 10:26 AM Reply

At 10/29/11 10:15 AM, Mr-Shark wrote: Sweet, would be cool if we had a GTA game set in canada though

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 10:52 AM Reply

Lol, it'd be way to easy to escape those pussy mounties


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 12:13 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 10:15 AM, Mr-Shark wrote: would be cool if we had a GTA game set in canada

That game would be so boring! What would you possibly do?
- Be nice to people
- Enjoy free healthcare
- Ask if you can borrow someone's a car
- Make a withdrawal from a local bank

Doesn't sound like GTA to me :P

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 12:17 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 12:13 PM, RampantMusik wrote:
At 10/29/11 10:15 AM, Mr-Shark wrote: would be cool if we had a GTA game set in canada
That game would be so boring! What would you possibly do?
- Be nice to people
- Enjoy free healthcare
- Ask if you can borrow someone's a car
- Make a withdrawal from a local bank

Doesn't sound like GTA to me :P

Go to toronto and see how long it takes you to get shot, stabbed, raped, or have your car stolen. Then come back to post your findings if you can still walk.

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 12:59 PM Reply

You know what would be cool? If 8-ball was the main character.


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 01:25 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 12:17 PM, narf wrote: Go to toronto and see how long it takes you to get shot, stabbed, raped, or have your car stolen. Then come back to post your findings if you can still walk.

Actually, I have been to Toronto in the past. I didn't get shot, I didn't get stabbed, I didn't get raped, and my car wasn't stolen. People were, for the most part, friendly and willing to help me when I asked for directions. The hotel I stayed at was nice and clean, and the staff were friendly.

Come down here to Philly, or New York, or over to Los Angeles. And see why these make much better locations for GTA games - they're grimy, people are rude and brusque, and even if you don't personally get shot, there's ALWAYS a siren of some kind going off.

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 01:45 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 01:25 PM, RampantMusik wrote: see why these make much better locations for GTA games

Yeah, they really do, you don't really here about gang wars and shit in Canada now do you?


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 02:07 PM Reply

At 10/26/11 07:36 PM, Decoy9 wrote:
At 10/26/11 07:25 PM, Warforger wrote: Everyone is pumped for this game even though literally nothing beyond the name has been said? People are looking forward to pre-ordering? Corporations love you guys.
Because we know of the GTA series. Seriously, you think they are going to be like: "alright, now let's make a shitty one"

Erm perhaps? Not like ti would matter since it would still sell 1 million+ copies(or wait GTA 4 oh nevermind). Most developers don't choose to make shitty games they just do since they run out of time or money. But again people are wetting themselves over a game which only has one piece of information release, being the fucking title.


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 02:16 PM Reply

I'm so stuck with flash games, that I don;t have time to play real games. So sad...

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 02:38 PM Reply

A good time to get everyone excited about GTA again, huh? GTA 3 has just had its 10 year anniversary and to help promote the whole series, Steam released the GTA complete bundle for about £5. Do you guys think GTA 5 might beat the sales of GTA 4?


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 02:41 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 02:07 PM, Warforger wrote: Erm perhaps? Not like ti would matter since it would still sell 1 million+ copies(or wait GTA 4 oh nevermind). Most developers don't choose to make shitty games they just do since they run out of time or money. But again people are wetting themselves over a game which only has one piece of information release, being the fucking title.

I'm gonna laugh at you when GTAV is yet, another stunning Grand Theft Auto game.


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 03:31 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 02:57 PM, logic wrote: Excuse us for being fans, go crawl back under your bridge, troll.

Yeah, punk ass bitch. Get the fuck up outta here, Grove Street 4 Life!


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 03:50 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 12:13 PM, RampantMusik wrote: Doesn't sound like GTA to me :P

Canadians still bleed when you shoot them.

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 05:14 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 03:31 PM, Decoy9 wrote:
At 10/29/11 02:57 PM, logic wrote: Excuse us for being fans, go crawl back under your bridge, troll.
Yeah, punk ass bitch. Get the fuck up outta here, Grove Street 4 Life!

Yea, balla dope pussy, everyone about to know Grove Street on they way back up!


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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 05:51 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 05:14 PM, hitman1993 wrote: Yea, balla dope pussy, everyone about to know Grove Street on they way back up!

Oh fo' sho, homie!

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 06:09 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 05:51 PM, Decoy9 wrote:
is the n word allowed on NG if we use the 'gah' form?

I don't think so, but Oliver seems to get away with it by putting an accent over the 'i'.

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 09:12 PM Reply

At 10/28/11 10:44 PM, Snuff wrote:
all whilst being phoned and asked to see "DISGUSTING ENGLISH TITTIEEEESSSSSSS"

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 09:39 PM Reply

GTA is an over-rated series. Driving all over a huge copy-pasted city completing tedious tasks sends me to sleep.

Face it, only 12 year olds buy this game so they can shoot people in the face for a few hours and quit. Besides that, it is VERY mediocre.

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 09:44 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 09:39 PM, Master120 wrote: GTA is an over-rated series. Driving all over a huge copy-pasted city completing tedious tasks sends me to sleep.

Face it, only 12 year olds buy this game so they can shoot people in the face for a few hours and quit. Besides that, it is VERY mediocre.

Thank you for your positive contribution to this thread.

Plus, I think the 6+ million people who bought the game in the first 7 days after its release might disagree with you.

Although I think they could take a page from Saints' Row's book, and even if they keep the realistic setting, at least allow us to do ludicrous stuff like the old GTA's did.

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 09:47 PM Reply

You know it's not really a stretch that most of those 7 million people are kids, right?

Once you understand a little more about the market, then we'll talk.

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Response to Grand Theft Auto V: Official! Oct. 29th, 2011 @ 10:22 PM Reply

At 10/29/11 09:47 PM, Master120 wrote: You know it's not really a stretch that most of those 7 million people are kids, right?

Once you understand a little more about the market, then we'll talk.

This is quite funny. Go back to playing Call of Duty, kid. ;)