This just happened four hours ago after school. Why are kids fucking arses anyway?
Anyway, after a good day of school which I generally liked since my Spanish teacher brought in some stuff for a fiesta and we had a pretty good time. I've been getting to know this nice girl and since I ride my bike home, I offered her a ride home when I learned that her ride couldn't come and she had to walk a while home. She agreed and we began our ride. Now, I actually liked this chick because she was nice, calm, and fairly attractive, and by like I mean a crush. We were nearly half way when I suggested we could stop at the park for a bit and chill out. She says sure and we buy some snow cones and sit on the bench. Of course, then a kid around 11 year olds is leading a pack of four children who are about eight and nine. The ringleader rides up on his scooter and says fairly loudly "This isn't the place to have sex you faggots!"
I stood up, now done with my snow cone and threw it away in the trashcan just nearby, then saying "Excuse me? Since when does eating snow cones mean we're having sex? Where the hell did you even learn what that means yet?". My girlfriend was just sitting quietly, I guess trying to see what I and they would do. The ringleader snatchs the tennis ball out of one of his friends hands and hurls it at me with surprisingly fast speed. I manage to duck and it bounces off the bench and slams right into his mouth, I guess shattering his lip flesh since he started to bleed. He started crying, wiping lots of the blood onto his hand and snatching up his scooter, then proceeding to hurl it at me. I was like "oh fuck" and again, ducked and watched as his scooter shattered on the bench. I picked up both halfs and proceeded to snap them in half AGAIN. My girlfriend finished our snow cones and got on my bike and began riding down. As we turn into her house, she thanks me then heads inside after a quick hug. As I ride off, the kids are walking down the streets and of course, the ringleader has an airsoft machine gun. I rode my bike through a small alley way to avoid them but he started firing at me as I came out the end. I was pissed off, so I got off my bike as the pellets bounced off me causing a bit of pain, and I picked up a rock and fucking threw that thing. It crushed the leaders hand and sent his airsoft gun skidding nearby. I laughed, jumped on my bike, and rode off.